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    • "i don't know what two to pick"
      cancer_ 19 aug
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    • Or you play the other 521 game. Give them FIVE seconds TO pick ONE goddamn restaurant
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    • Did anyone else read SO as “so” just louder... no just me ok
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    • She picks two , I pick one of the two ,her "I didn't want that one "
      fukxbox 19 aug
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    • PorkSword 21 aug
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    • I never understood this. Men do this shit too. I don't know why people make it seem like it's only women
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    • I’ve been doing this idea with my brother when i take him out to eat and it works wonders - even used to do it to myself when i couldn’t decide what to eat but now i just let Mii’s fight it out for myself, it’s more fun lmao
      ChrisAyy 19 aug
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    • PorkSword 19 aug
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    • People always try to find the secret. The secret is just go where tf you want and they’ll prolly be fine. I’ve never had any girl complain about where I’ve taken them to eat, not because I’m super slick or anything but because they just want a decision made and for it to be over wjth
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    • My Survielience Officer and I also struggle on where to eat
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    • I like to think that girls have a hard time deciding what to eat because the first time they decided, they doomed humanity lmao (Eve from the Garden of Eden if you didn't get the joke)
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    • SO=Sex Offender
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    • Anywhere I can get a garbage plate. Rochestarians and Buffalo people know what I’m talking about.
      daiyu 20 aug
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    • The military has caused me to make decisions and not look back. Just ask a girl/guy what they like and make the decision of where to go from there. Don’t ask if they want to go there, say with conviction that you’re going there.
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    • Gf got pissed because I then picked the wrong one of the last two
      pissmire 20 aug
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    • 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5? “2 &4” okay so let’s go to 4 “hhhh fine we can go to 4” okay if you’d rather go to 2 that’s fine “no, no you want to go to 4 so we’ll just go there....” that’s how it would go for me.
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    • Fuck all that shit. If the bitch "dont know" then we going to Wendys. Sit the fuck down and eat your frosty hoe
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    • my SO just stopped asking because she knows my answer will always be olive garden. if she wants to go somewhere else i just agree because i aint picky, but if she asks the answer will always be olive garden
      cazem11 19 aug
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    • This works better.... “Guess where we are going to dinner?” Then whatever they guess, act all surprised “wow, you’re good” and then take them there
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    • I already do that. Cause ive got 5 sisters and when i want to treat them, most of them cant make up so i make a little "tournament" of places i guess
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    • Just tell em this “Guess where im taking you to eat” they tell you where and you just say “damn how’d you know so fast?”
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    • Or buy her a hot dog from 7 11
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    • jmode1 23 aug
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    • Why are nᎥnoon black?
      TheUrk 23 aug
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    • PorkSword 21 aug
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    • Bruh I'm in Delayed Entry for the Air Force. Not even on the job yet, and I read that as Supervising Officer
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    • That pretty much how my husband and I named all our kids.
      Chamelyon 21 aug
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    • I wish it worked on erectile dysfunction too.
      busboiiii 21 aug
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    • Just be like “guess where I’m taking you?” and take them to their first guess
      notRylee 21 aug
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    • The last time a woman made a decision we were cast out of eden. God took that ability away from women because they fucked it up
      sfgfan 20 aug
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    • We don’t even have 5 restaurants in my town 🤦🏻‍♀️
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    • So you’re saying now I need to come up with 5 places to eat for your lazy indecisive ass? Sounds like a lot of extra steps when I was just asking for your opinion. Now that we’ve come this far I don’t care and more, we’re getting tacos and you have no say.
      Spade25 20 aug
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    • Bro my girl is a passionate as fuck about food so I never have this problem lol
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    • took me 3 solid minutes to realize SO meant significant other
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    • Or tell them to grow the fuck up and say where they want to eat
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    • That’s not the only thing dysfunctional in my relationship...
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    • I picked 5 and she looked at me and said idk
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    • Did this, I picked one and she said she liked the other one better so we went to the other one. Once we sat down she said she would've rather been at the first place. There is no such thing as a universal lifehack for girlfriends. It only works on a select few.
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    • Easy. Wherever chicken nuggets are, there I go.
      FLeone 19 aug
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    • How about they grow the fuck up and pick somewhere I'm not playing a game of 20 million questions over my fuckin lifetime because people are immature
      PapiPacha 19 aug
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    • Or when they say "i dont care" hit 'em with that "leftovers it is"
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    • It’s good until she declines your choice that you chose out of her own options
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    • Or you can just NOT be a pussy, and when she says "wherever" take her to the resteraunt YOU want. If she doesn't like it, too bad. Perhaps next time she can use her big girl words and make a decision.
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    • If u don't have SO this isn't a problem
      wtf7 19 aug
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    • Nope, not my problem. My babe asks and I always know exactly what I want. Ramen. Every time. That’s why he stopped asking me.
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    • Or just say "I'm taking u to your favorite restaurant" and whichever she guesses is the one you go to
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    • This guys girlfriend isn’t the queen of that shit my ex is. We went on a date but I ate before hand so I was talking her somewhere to get food and she made me choose where she ate. Like I didn’t even get anything but I still had to choose.
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    • I do the 5-2-1 game too. 5 seconds, 2 pick 1 restaurant, or I pick it.
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    • I always would go to Cheesecake Factory then. Their menu is so fucking huge the noon has chapters
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    • I've never seen the abbreviation of "significant other" before.
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    • Gotta assert dominance , don't ask and take her to Domino's
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    • Just say, "guess where I'm taking you" and do whatever she guesses
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    • This is basically just banning stages in competitive smash
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    • My kid & gf are same way. I use iFunny method. I write the names of a bunch of restaurants on index cards; fast food, sit down or takeout. Put them in box. Then using a powerful random number generator...jk. One will pull a card. Whatever is pulled is where we eat. Welcome to the Hungry Games
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    • 3 years? Damn, am i just a fast mover or does that seem like a long time to go without proposing?
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    • I make my gf guess where we are going and whatever she guesses is where we go
      soykin021 19 aug
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    • Just say "guess" and tell her she was right
      nattay 19 aug
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    • Just say "guess where we're going" the first actual response they give is where you go.
      Snavels 19 aug
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    • Just ask her to guess where you are going to eat and then go where ever she guesses because that’s what’s on her mind
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    • As a girl, my ex would always pay so because he was paying, I didn’t care where we were going. He thought I picky but it was just me not wanting to go outside his spending limit without being obvious.
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    • SO = significant Other?
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    • PorkSword a month
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    • How about i choose because i’m the one fucking paying for it
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    • Never had this problem, because I pick where to eat and that shit is final. Let’s go get Chinese or let’s go get tacos. Eat or starve
      macow 22 aug
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    • Mine and i make a list, number em, and then roll a d20 for it
      maxislynn 22 aug
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    • 5 options, 2 choices, 1 decision.
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    • I start driving and say “tell me where to go right now, or we’ll both go home and starve I swear to fucking god” and she usually makes an impulse choice
      Oh34ty1 22 aug
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    • I’d give my girl 5 options and she’d still say she doesn’t care I PROMISE
      dod126 22 aug
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    • Now I just need to have a significant other
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    • I usually don’t know what I want though. Like I have to crave something.
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    • So you mean to say that women only want the illusion on making a choice. You sir are a God among men
      JoSevda 21 aug
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    • Just tell your girl to guess where you're gonna take her to eat. Just pick one of the restaurants she guesses.
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    • Weakness. You choose what makes your stomach rumble the most pussy.
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    • Why are alot of the responses about women not being able to decide? My bf is the one that can never make up his mind. I'm not a picky eater and he always saying "idk"
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    • Why would u be asking ur supervising officer what they wanna eat?
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    • Chick fil a, Popeyes, Burger King, Chinese, McDonald’s, White Castle, pizza, Olive Garden. I could never say “I don’t know”. I’ll be happy just by stopping by a deli to eat
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    • When they say “idk you pick “ I pick
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    • My wife knows where she wants to eat lol
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    • Then YOU to get McDonalds and they get nothing. Solved.
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    • noon needs to take grammar lessons, damn.
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    • I swear, I read it as Superior Officer at first, and I was confused as all hell😂
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    • Choice Fallacy, give someone a huge list of options and they're less likely to choose anything.
      Zenith12 20 aug
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    • Boys, let me save you the trouble by asking 1 question. "Do you have a favorite place you want to go, or do you want me to plan something? "
      MrNines 20 aug
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    • ‘My gf of three years’ I read that wrong the first time
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    • “I don’t like any of those!”
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    • This sounds harder
      cjsaurus 20 aug
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    • Some girls will eat anything so it shouldn’t be a problem
      Bbypanda 20 aug
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    • “I don’t know where I want to eat” “okay we’ll wait until you are hungrier.”
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    • Should go fund for a resturant called I Dont Care.
      timallen 20 aug
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    • I didn’t realize it said s.o like significant other so I spent the last 2 minutes trying to figure out how the word so fit into the sentence lmao
      MatrixZ 20 aug
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    • I like playing the “guess where we are going to dinner!?” Game. Whatever they think you’re surprising them with is where you go.
      FD343NY 20 aug
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    • my gf literally asks me where she wants to go all the time. Feels good not to worry.
      EcchiBot 20 aug
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