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    • My goal is for us both to enjoy the experience. Tell me if you didn't cum, and I promise we'll work it out and get you there.
      Bloopydoopy a month
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    • Dammit she wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that
      Yukinon a month
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    • Malt lost her virginity to a theater kid
      Deadboult a month
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    • Why is this so hard? Just fucking communicate with your partner. Also foreplay man. Chicks are weird you gotta start reving their engine like an hour in advance but by the time you get them in bed they are blasting off pretty fast.
      TodHoward a month
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    • I'm not sure about most girls but I can't orgasm unless I do it myself, and even with that it takes forever. So don't feel bad guys... the feeling of sex is personally good enough for me
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    • Dude if you don't cum just tell me. If my gf doesn't orgasm I'm happy to finish her. Anybody that doesn't finish their partner after sex is kinda shit
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    • Literally just eat her out first this isn’t hard fellas
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    • Help him learn how to actually please you. If the boy is worth anything he'll be completely on board and ready to learn. If not, drop him.
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    • Ok so there's tons of girl who say that their ex or current bf doesn't please em but if you don't let them know, you can't really blame the guy.
      2Memey4U a month
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    • You gotta be honest otherwise they wont learn what it takes to make you cum. And cumming from someone else making it happen is so fucking good.
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    • My girlfriends vagina tried to spit my dick out when she cums but then I force it back in and her whole body shakes like crazy . Shit cray cray
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    • That's why you gotta lick then dick
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    • I have zero sympathy for women who fake orgasms. It's your own fault if you chose to fake an orgasm instead of communicate with your partner. They can't read your fucking mind.
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    • You know the old saying: Nice guys finish last? Yeah they meant sex ladies and gentlemen. Nice guys make sure women cum. Not just cum but orgasm as well. Your partner should do their darndest to make sure you have the most pleasurable experience because hey if not then what was the point at all.
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    • Imagine being that extra to write a play about your sex life
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    • Women, we might really make some good lovers if we are just honest. Coach them dicks
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    • What's the point of sex if both people arent happy. My pleasure is based off of her enjoying it as well. You're gonna cum and you're going to like it
      Jimmyt300z a month
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    • Women who fake it can go get fucked by a sword through their fucking heart, you break men when you lie to them for 7 years and act like you did nothing wrong
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    • She’s gotta cum before me. Otherwise I gotta eat her cat and I honestly don’t have time for that. I got a 4 o’clock in like 30 minutes
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    • Honestly foreplay is just as if not more important than the sex. Many girls can’t cum from penetration alone that’s why the foreplay is key to an enjoyable experience.
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    • How bout u women actually put some work in and try to orgasm instead of laying their like a dead fish and expecting us to figure U out. Give ur man tips, move ur hips a little, actually have sex. If u dont cum its ur own fault. Guys wanna get u their.
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    • I don’t know why anyone would ever fake it. It benefits you in no way.
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    • That’s why you gotta have a good tongue game.
      Batnam a month
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    • Faking doesn’t benefit anyone, just tell him what he needs to do differently so he knows
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    • If you don't tell them you didn't cum then you'll never cum with them. They'll continue doing what they think works based off your fake response, and you only have yourself to blame.
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    • Why don’t you help out? Tell us what’s good, tell us what sucks... we aren’t sex gods
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    • I once made a girl orgasm and 2 hours later, she texted me saying that she still felt it. We're now married
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    • Yall wanna say you gotta Jack off to prevent prostate problems but the only problems you'll get are being unable to please a women lmao.
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    • Just tell him you didn't cum. It takes more effort to make most girls cum. That's what vibrators and foreplay help achieve. It doesn't even matter if your girl doesn't cum all the time. As long as it's still a fun and good experience all is well.
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    • I mean that’s the problem with a lot of women is they don’t say shit when they don’t like something until they had enough of it and don’t give you a chance to work on it
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    • As a woman, I always thought the goal of sex was for the man to cum. It wasn’t until I met my husband that I realized that real men make it a goal to have their lady cum too♥️
      abg1232009 a month
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    • My ex and I, we were both fairly inexperienced when we started, but we basically knew each other well enough to where I wouldnt cum, until she did, and if for some reason she couldn't, I also wouldnt. Sounds dumb, but we were together happily for 5 years.
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    • When your girlfriend has failed to make you cum but you continually get her off every time. I swear I have to love her 😂
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    • Hold x to doubt
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    • It's worse if u fake an orgasm cuz then the guy dont know how to make it better
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    • And those girls that complain about fake orgasms are the ones dead-fishing it and get worn out in thirty seconds if you can convince their lazy asses to go on top.
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    • “Waahhh i didnt cum” - lazy bitches who lay there like a cold dead fish
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    • Making the girl cum is what turns me on
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    • Yeah yeah exept i didmt cum the first time and she was confused and i told her that just lying there doing nothing ist going to do much. We neef to actually talk and have fun with it
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    • I’m a girl and not having an orgasm is okay. Sometimes I want dirty sex where I definitely want to cum and other times it can be at 4 am during a thunderstorm and you just bang me while I watch the rain fall outside the window
      SailurMuun a month
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    • If you fuck with me, you'll cum. I don't like to leave my bitches unsatisfied.
      irmino a month
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    • I’m a little scared to have sex. I don’t want to mess it up and look like a loser
      the_ally a month
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    • Happy wife happy life. You make your girl cum. There is no plan B. Figure out what it takes and make that shit happen
      Jerando a month
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    • Lads if she hasn't finished before you cum finger the girl till she's done
      ZLMDragons a month
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    • I was open with my now husband about him being shit. Hes fantastic now. Cum 9/10. Be honest people and get them to do what you like. Its worth it.
      chacha6749 a month
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    • Woman *fakes orgasm... Men *dont change anything because they think they’re making their partner cum... women *complain about not cumming while not being open or honest
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    • None of the guys I’ve been with have ever made me orgasmed and one of them had even bragged to me before about how he made all his partners cum. I have no doubt he thinks he made me cum so who knows how many women he’s actually satisfied
      Blondea a month
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    • HybridD a month
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    • If you're disappointed and you don't say anything don't expect change
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    • Inigga real edgy today
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    • If your man doesn’t write great works about your pussy, then fucking get rid of him.
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    • Don’t fake it. I’m weak. All guys are weak when it comes to intercourse. We have our moments. But don’t fake it. It’s generally finished when a guy nuts anyways. If we’re willing and wanting to satisfy your needs, the least you can do is help us help you.
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    • When you sleep with a thesbian
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    • What the fuck is an orgasm
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    • I gave up on sex. What's the point?
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    • I’m really not trying to sound like some arrogant asshole but it’s not hard at all to make a girl cum. It really isn’t. They literally have a part of their body designed specifically for sexual pleasure and only sexual pleasure. How can a guy be so stupid and/or inconsiderate to not do that
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    • Not guys fault that women are so hard to make orgasm, guys can orgasm staring at a wall.
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    • Gave my girlfriend 5 back to back orgasms once. It was the highlight of my life so far tbh
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    • This app is 50% whores and 50% anti social virgins. I've yet to see an in between
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    • Honestly I get more satisfaction if the girl likes the experience. Like I'd rather have the girl brag about me than me bragging about her.
      eastcoastmj a month
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    • Honestly, more men need to be made aware of their sexual inadequacies. Keep those egos in check.
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    • If you tell me you like it how I’m doin I’m gonna keep doin it. Don’t lie. I want her to get there and enjoy it. And don’t give me this bs I enjoy just getting you there. I’ll eat you out for an hour if that’s what it takes
      nathan56 a month
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    • So... in a way.. he played you?
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    • I’ve had sex with a handful of people but no one has made me cum?? Am I the only one? I’ve enjoyed the sex and have made other girls/guys cum but I’ve never been able to.
      8adluck a month
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    • Lying about it is so immature. If you’re unsatisfied, your partner isn’t going to be hurt, they’re more focused on helping you enjoy it more. It would be more hurtful for you to think that they’re too emotionally soft to handle hearing that they’re not the best in bed.
      Cornmitment a month
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    • Foreplay people, Foreplay! Men think it tedious and just wanna get their dick wet. But it pays in the long run cuz she'll cum back for more.
      DarKestDaYe a month
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    • Honestly I dont expect anything the first round, that's why If i sleep with my bf we go twice or 3 times, so he could get his fix the first round, then the other 2 are for me 😈
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    • As a dude, I don't want my partner to fake an orgasm either. I want to know if I actually gave her one or not.
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    • Funny story the first time I had sex I lasted forever and the girl came riding me but only because I had been starving myself for like a week and my penis was barely working and I couldn’t really feel it so she got to go until she finished 🤷‍♂️
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    • Even if you cum before your girl does, literally all you have to do is eat her out while fingering her till she cums. But I recommend you do that before you stick it in. Plays out better that way.
      iKelex a month
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    • I faked all mine for the first two years with my boyfriend. We broke up a few weeks we got back together. I told him i faked them all, he was so annoyed and told me to start talking to him during sex. I havent faked since. Ladies just talk to your partner!
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    • alvasquez a month
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    • My boyfriend used to always worry about how many times he made me cum. Then finally I explained to him one day that he didn’t need to be entirely focused on making me cum cause in all honesty the sex was so good that just having sex with him got me just as satisfied/if not more than if I finished
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    • But what if my pp is smol?
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    • fake orgasms are gross
      Gumin 24d
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    • Lick it before you stick it
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    • Faking it is dumb, just be honest if he really likes you he’s not gonna take it personally
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    • Sometimes chicks don’t know how to cum with an actual dick. They’re used to just rubbin the bean they literally have to learn how to cum during sex
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    • I've been messing around with this girl for a few months and she always cums and orgasms first...she tries so hard to make me cum and I do enjoy it very much but it just always takes me at least an hour while she only lasts maybe 15-20 mins...so I just always focus on pleasing her
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    • How are you even supposed to say that to a guy? Like "hey, um, not that you weren't good or anything, but I didn't cum. Sorry??"
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    • I just want to make cums
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    • Fake news, any dude who writes a play is gay
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    • Imma be honest here guys, I didn’t cum on my first time. I really didn’t, she did, 3 times, but I did not. I still feel horrible because it took another 20 minutes to finally finish
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    • Just give her the cooter claw after you’re done, takes like 2 minutes and a guaranteed orgasm on her part
      scarlof a month
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    • Guys just foreplay first then once she’s cum from that you can enjoy urself and she’ll be happy
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    • Like with a lot of things involving relationships, things would go smoother if the girl would simply talk to her dude about the issue instead of putting it off, or avoiding solving a problem altogether. Communication is key to having a good relationship, it’s always best to be on the same page.
      neonbee33 a month
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    • If you want to orgasm then you gotta help your man figure things out so he can actually pleasure you otherwise he'll never learn if you fake it since he doesn't know you're not enjoying it
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    • so basically you fucked a failed Starbucks artist and now you realise hes just a lost dumbass who is so disconnected he doesn't even act right
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    • Why is it do goddamn difficult to make a girl bust??
      AdmAkbar a month
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    • My girl said she never had anyone make her cum including herself and I was like were gonna see about that I literally tried everything ate her out for literally 2 hours fucked her for 3 at one point like I need some help guys I've never had this problem before
      Xdzombiezz a month
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    • Am I the only one who asks my gf “are you good?” After I cum to make sure? Or she stops me because she’s tired out
      drowngod a month
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    • She doesn’t deny that it was that good though
      Crustycrust a month
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    • Bro was the play at least good??
      sax__man a month
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    • They get all offended when youre honest tho. "Why did you moan then?" Dude, i didnt say i didnt like it.
      Evonashayde a month
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    • Why don't women work for their orgasm? Instead they just lay there
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    • "Oh my God, I never finish!" Lies like a dead fish through the entire thing and makes no effort.
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    • Fucking nerds having sex and shit
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    • I hate when I’m having sex and I start going rough to the point where my penis gets numb from all the fast fucking, then I can’t cum because I can’t feel anything.
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    • Heck, I’d buy toys for her if they get her there and I can’t. Might not be the best way to go about it, but it’s not fair if I get to cum and she’s not satisfied
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