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    • Fun for all ages.
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      • Kid friendly
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        • It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
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          • SlayMee 23 jan
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              • All the activities felt forced
                MoIesting 20 jan
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                • Rated E for everyone
                  Bannanna 20 jan
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                  • Terribly disappointing but at least it was cheap
                    FatMac 21 jan
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                    • Pet friendly
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                      • Five stars I’d cum here again
                        Hokisgurl 20 jan
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                        • I've never been there but people tell me it's nice
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                          • Terrible service, but glad how fast it was.
                            xX_BILLY 20 jan
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                            • 1 star- nothing was clean and the carpet did not match the drapes. And they made me leave without the promised contential breakfast. Would not go again.
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                              • "Very accommodating, atmosphere was fun and inviting, tries very hard to make your satisfaction a priority, no risk of unwanted babies coming in. 9/10 (tits could be nicer)"
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                                • "Wait times vary dramatically"
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                                  • "1/10, he begged me to call him 'Mr. Avocado Man' and wouldn't take off his Sketchers"
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                                    • A rarely used classic! Clean but accommodating to most requests.
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                                      • My whole family loved it!
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                                          • Poor start, middle got better with the last day of the trip being far better than expected
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                                            • “Well, The Dinner was a nice gesture.”
                                              EcchiBot 20 jan
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                                              • Family friendly
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                                                • Not as big as I thought but good for the price.
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                                                  • Pet friendly
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                                                    • “If you like seafood, you’re in for a treat.. this man has a shrimp dick”
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                                                      • Puts the sensual in nonconsensual
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                                                        • It was ok but not as good or expensive as other places.
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                                                          • Pets accepted
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                                                            • Bring your family
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                                                              • Falsely advised
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                                                                • “Dinner was superb! 10/10 will be dining here again” 😏
                                                                  Balthazar 20 jan
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                                                                  • Few customers but many repeat visitors.
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                                                                    • Kid friendly? How about pet friendly?
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                                                                      • Inactive since 2016
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                                                                        • _Pasta 20 jan
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                                                                          • "A great family experience"
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                                                                            • Doing so much more with less
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                                                                              • ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Was shaking the whole time and wouldn’t cum. Dick was big though
                                                                                Lennie 20 jan
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                                                                                • Doesn't look like much but makes up for it in enthusiasm. Plus great head!
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                                                                                  • Child tested, Mother approved
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                                                                                    • Maximum penetration
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                                                                                      • Family friendly.
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                                                                                        • Able to get in and out in no time
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                                                                                          • Smells weird and gave me an itch. But the coffee wasn't bad. 2 stars
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                                                                                            • HybridD 20 jan
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                                                                                              • Pet friendly jk jk
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                                                                                                • Bro I was with this dude who was into suffocating himself and he’d just fucking stick his face in my chest until he passed out
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                                                                                                  • It's on the tip of my tongue...
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                                                                                                    • Do not resuscitate
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                                                                                                      • 7/10. Not my first choice
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                                                                                                        • I had a dream where I guy was texting angry vehement insults at my friend and when he ran out of insults he started texting pictures of dirty dishes
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                                                                                                          • Kid tested. Parent approved.
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                                                                                                            • Fun for the whole family
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                                                                                                              • Dogs are allowed
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                                                                                                                • Pet friendly
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                                                                                                                  • Smaller than expected, but very durable.
                                                                                                                    JaBaii 21 jan
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                                                                                                                    • Came for a good time. Left disappointed with a free creampie.
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                                                                                                                      • About as fun as a stale ham sandwich
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                                                                                                                        • Be the first to submit a friendly review
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                                                                                                                          • May cause toe curling and temporary paralysis. Will generally leave your previously clean accommodations a sticky mess.
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                                                                                                                            • Rated E for everyone
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                                                                                                                              • A bunch of 1 star reviews from one of my crazy exes under like 50 different fake accounts, then a bunch of 5 star reviews from my current girlfriend under different accounts to outweigh the bad reviews. Maybe a couple of other miscellaneous reviews further back.
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                                                                                                                                • “Not bad if you can overlook weird kinks”
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                                                                                                                                  • 5 star service, but I think the mattress broke my spine.
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                                                                                                                                    • 2 star, He sounds like Bo Burnham
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                                                                                                                                      • 1 star, couldn't find the penis
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                                                                                                                                        • Very good quality but didnt last as long as Id hoped
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                                                                                                                                          • Waste of money
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                                                                                                                                            • He tried to eat my ass while eating me out... 10/10
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                                                                                                                                              • 1/10 “not very good. Won’t use again. At least he can cook hence the 1. Poor guy”
                                                                                                                                                samt5299 20 jan
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                                                                                                                                                • Takes pleasure in giving more than receiving. A happy ending(several) for all involved.
                                                                                                                                                  hawl 20 jan
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                                                                                                                                                  • 0 reviews because 0 people have had me.
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                                                                                                                                                    • “Wants sex constantly but is too lazy to give blowjobs most of the time”
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                                                                                                                                                      • NC-17 No one 17 or under is permitted.
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                                                                                                                                                        • 5/10 “It was great up until he dressed up as a minion and said, ‘Linda een mi anus daddy Gru.’ I immediately did a somersault out the window.”
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                                                                                                                                                          • 5/10 "started great good meal, after dinner show had much to be improved couldn't finish the required task before leaving after a 2 minute performance and the 30 minutes of crying afterwords also felt uncomfortable would visit again as long as meal and dinner were included hence the 5"
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                                                                                                                                                            • The best 30 seconds of my life.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Desu 20 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Pets allowed
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Not worth the time
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Best 3 minutes you’ll ever spend
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I went out to make a sandwich, and I noticed that it was snowing. I went to let my parents know, but holy fuck when I went closer to the door they were fuckin loud. I feel very uncomfortable
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Pets welcome
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Seems the joke went over everyone's head.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • No one has reviewed this hotel in a very long time
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Great with pets!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Came for a quick visit ended up staying longer than intended
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • “Elderly friendly.” “Cheap rates.” “Senior Discount” “Kids eat free.”
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Family friendly. Child friendly. Pet friendly
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Parental advisory
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Trip was a long and painful one, too many crying babies on board.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • "Affordable with an expensive feel"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Would it be too far to call him my hero?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 5 stars so good I married her!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Easy to install
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Unknown
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • “Don’t like chloroform”
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