If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns
Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
Mr_Poopy_Butthole1 Mr_Poopy_Butthole1
31 dec 2020
When many of the original 13 colonies start trying to ban guns Wihomas had never seen such bullshit before, I
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
yumadd yumadd
1 oct 2020
He wore a mask to protect others, be like cookie.
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Me:
flaky_quality_m3m3 flaky_quality_m3m3
15 mar
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day Me:
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
SO LONG, FORREST I
I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
dr_Mario dr_Mario
5 oct 2020
SO LONG, FORREST I I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE A SHRIMP BILLIONAIRE AND I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH AIDS
The price of a 2 story house in a 1934
American SEARS Can you say Wow? DOG
MODERN HOME No. 264B155_
BALCGNY
BED
PORCH
DINING
LIVING RooM
III
First Floor Plan. Second Floor Plan.
0aktown 0aktown
24 sep 2020
The price of a 2 story house in a 1934 American SEARS Can you say Wow? DOG MODERN HOME No. 264B155_ BALCGNY BED PORCH DINING LIVING RooM III First Floor Plan. Second Floor Plan.
nac dh sadness
tomorrow is Monday
nac dh sadness tomorrow is Monday
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
Paul Rudd has 2 stars
One for him and one for Ant Man...
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 dec 2020
Paul Rudd has 2 stars One for him and one for Ant Man...
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
27d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Miknoonl Miknoonl
22 jun
When you're fighting with your sibling and your parents walk in
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan 2021
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Xtal Xtal
26 apr
"much mere., strong and independent. than men" TikTOK iecky burets
When you realize funeral is an anagram for real fun
Yeah, this is bia brain time.
When you realize funeral is an anagram for real fun Yeah, this is bia brain time.
Post the Spooktober meme
Buesire, it's still September
doot it
Kasziver Kasziver
17 sep 2020
Post the Spooktober meme Buesire, it's still September doot it