• If you're cold, they're cold.
put them in_, the
microwave
BP btursingle
maybe put yourself in the microwave?? are you
fucking stupid? you have the mentality of a 9
years old and so everyone reblogging this shit.
how can you ppl find this funny...wtf
the ants won't fuck you bro
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    • When i was younger i threw rsndom insects into the microwave to see what would happen. Ps earthworms explode
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    • BRO. Let me tell you something though. Ants. M. Ants will freaking survive a microwave. My dad once microwaved a bunch of ants to see I they’d survive and they did. They were literally walking around while being microwaved. It was insane. He did different time intervals too. It was probably mean,
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    • Most things that small wont be affected by microwaves
      rudodo 10 jul
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    • Ants don’t die in microwaves, they doge the gamma.
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    • Nigga simpin for ants
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    • I always keep my roaches warm by giving them 30 mins in the microwave. 🤠
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    • Those are honey pot ants right
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    • Ants can actually detect and avoid the “heat spots” in microwaves
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    • Ant simp, ant simp
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    • what happens if you put a chihuahua in a microwave
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    • my man simping for ants
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    • We should genocide feminists, vegans, and animal rights activists
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    • When I was younger I would pull the legs off different bugs and put them in bucket of water to see if they would float. Most spiders spin then sink and ants float
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    • Wheres the pic of the guy sticking his dick in an anthill
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    • Ant simp
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    • Ants are our friends. Sit on the ant hill. Invite them in. Let them crawl inside you. Your ass now is the hive. Be one with nature.
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    • You can boil and distill 1.2 lbs of ants into ~28 oz of Formic acid
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    • Actually the ants are too small and won’t be heated by the microwave
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    • Blursingle has a worse sense of humor than a rock
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    • Blursingle is a dumbass who won't survive past 24
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    • When I was young I thought I could be spiderman if I put spiders in the microwave then let them bite me. They never survived the microwave.
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    • Ants don't die in the microwave. Our house had an infestation a while back and i caught some in there after heating spaghetti
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    • BITE sorry force of habit
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    • Israel massacres children daily, they are not Gods chosen. They massacre christians and Muslims alike. They will forever burn in hell fire for their sins
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    • Ants are too small to be affected by the microwave
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    • Simpin for ants?
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    • That same person eats ants on a log everyday
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    • Yeah theyre gross as fuck I once found a cup full of cockroaches for some reason it was under the sink so I took the cup and boiled them alive in a pot and they kept on making poping sounds
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    • Bring them in, to your bed. Rest beside them.
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    • Ants can actually survive if you microwave them. Just saying
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    • Must be new around here
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    • I microwaved ants one time. Not sure how but they got in the microwave
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    • I have microwaved an ant before. It had found its way onto my plate and I didnt notice until it was already going. I figured I would see what happened. Strange enough it beeped and the little fucker was still alive. Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, but i CAN tell you that I have never seen that ant--
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    • And don’t die in the microwave idiot
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    • Why microwave them when i have this magnificent magnifying glass?
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    • That actually is pretty stupid. Ants can avoid the microwave radiation, it's literally pointless idiot. If they're cold put them in the oven, they'll still be cold in the microwave >:(
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    • Lol
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    • I wonder what it feels like being in a microwave
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    • Ant simp
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    • Ant simp
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    • Ants are smaller than the microwave radiation, microwaves wouldn't do anything to them
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    • Ants are smaller than the wavelength of microwaves
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    • I once threw a potato bug in the microwave
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    • Never throw a quarterpounder in the microwave it never taste the same.....
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    • He’s a scalie
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    • Ants dont die in the mirco
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    • This fool never encountered fire ants. They would want to nuke them all of they had.
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    • Imagine simping to ants smh
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    • You’re cold they’re cold put them in your foreskin
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    • Yes but I will fuck ants
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    • I'll fuck the ants, my dick small enough
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    • Good meme that was destroyed by the reaction shit
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    • Damn. Bitches really out here simping for ANTS!
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    • I'm not a huge stickler for grammar but people saying "of a 9 years old" is infuriating
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    • You can get fucking radiation poisoning from being in a microwave sooooo...
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    • pretty sure the original post was something about babies, hence their reaction is justified.
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    • Hey buddy first day on the internet
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    • I'm in a Facebook ant colony so I disapprove of this
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    • Funny story, I was using the microwave at my friends house. Heating up somethin for a minute, and when I opened the door there were a few ants just running around doing their thing. Didn't eat the food but got respect for those ants
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    • Ants can't die in the microwave
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    • *you’ll ppl
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    • Have a friend that is the stupid sjw type. Anytime she posts something stupid and any of us with half a brain correct her, she doesn't even try to defend herself. All of her white knight simps jump in.
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    • Look like somebody aint gettin no ant cooch if you gon be so insensitive
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    • Ants actually don’t die in microwaves. If anything the radiation be turnin them into super ants
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    • So my brother was microwaving a corndog and a mosquito eater flew in. He microwaved it for almost 3 minutes straight and destroyed his corndog in the process and the mosquito eater flew away like nothing happened
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    • Accidentally put a plate covered in ants in the microwave once. But they're the small amts that smell sweet. It smelled terrible. I recommend checking the smell of your ants before heating
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    • Ants are too small for microwave radiation to really effect them
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    • Ants are too small to be affected by microwaves. I may have experimented...
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