• If you put a milkshake in one yard and
crack a cold one in another yard, which
yard would the boys go to?
Schródinger's boys
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
Ea crystalsoulslayer
As we all know, the milkshake brings the
boys to the yard. The presence of the boys
is a prerequisite for the cracking open of
a cold one, but cold ones do not have any
inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes,
however, do. All else being equal, the boys
would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it
is possible to announce the presence of cold
ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the
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    • Depends on if its Saturday or not
      Nite 8 jul
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    • But you have to crack open a cold one WITH the boys which implies that the boys are with you when you Crack it
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    • What if there is two milkshakes? What yard do the boys go to?
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    • Would a canned milkshake cause a paradox?
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    • But it had to be her milkshake since the song mentions “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” This means only the singer’s milkshakes will attract the boys.
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    • Uuuuhhhh the horses name was Friday
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    • Oh, they're back alright
      spora 9 jul
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    • HOWEVER, if you’re out of town and have a milkshake, will the boys come to YOUR yard or the NEAREST yard?
      JBridge 9 jul
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    • Step 1: Deploy Milkshake (in your yard). Step 2: Crack open a cold one WITH the boys.
      Sensino 10 jul
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    • Tumblr hoes will literally overthink useless garbage like this and still think modern feminism is a good idea
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    • If it's Saturday then you are obligated to go to the yard with the boys
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    • So, theoretically speaking of course, the boys could be cracking open a cold one after being drawn back to town by milkshakes in the yard
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    • MRelate 9 jul
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    • Of course cold one. Boys would rather not hang with thots
      nasumaki 9 jul
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    • Don’t forget the other factor of if they are back and looking for trouble.
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    • The boys would be in one yard hitch allows you to crack a cold one open there and then if you put a milkshake in the other they will move
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    • You were posted before! That’s where I’ve seen you!
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    • Cracking a cold one has a much stronger pull at a very low range whereas the milkshake can pull from a long distance but not as intense as cranking a cold one. In terms of a cellular service analogy, milkshake is 3G whereas cracking a cold one is 5G
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    • This was featured a year ago
      SergeyT 9 jul
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    • Boys are the end all be all you know
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    • Y’all ever just crack open a cold one with the boys, but by yourself?
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    • Just crack the cold one once the milkshake has brought them
      TheCheat 9 jul
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    • They would go to the beer, as a literal milkshake is not what brings boys to the yard. The real question is would they choose boobs or beer?
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    • Bros before hoes. Cold ones with the boys will always win that bet.
      Remix_DD 11 jul
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    • “Schrodingers boys” makes no sense to the situation.
      siiick 10 jul
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    • ThanKs scIeNcE siDe oF tUmblR
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    • milkshakes fo’sho
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    • Ever since I saw that documentary I can't help thinking of Michael Jackson staring at little boys buttholes
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    • I see but where did the down boys go?
      Lizard101 10 jul
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    • To confusing, lizard can not understand
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    • Well, in this case...
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    • A cold milkshake as opposed to a warm milkshake?
      Taranys 9 jul
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    • The milkshake will bring the boys back to town tho
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    • Shutup tumblrtard
      Manii 9 jul
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    • Depends, are they back in town?
      Arcclone 9 jul
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    • There isn’t a question as to whether the boys are back in town though... we just know they are.
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    • That only happens if we "Bring the Boys Back Home"
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    • Attract the boys with milkshakes, keep them around with a cold one
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    • But none of this matters if you haven’t contemplated what you’re going to do when they come for you.
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    • Depends on who's a simp
      kevster23 12 jul
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    • Also if the boy has yet to meet world then you may have to wait a few years
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    • The boys don't come back to town until after it rains
      Miner_ 12 jul
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    • There would be steady diffusion between the 2 yards until the boys reach equilibrium
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    • Since “her” milkshakes bring the boys can we assume that “her” is jesse’s girl?
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    • But, after all is said and done, I will profess my love for you only AFTER the boys of summer have gone.
      nostalgya 12 jul
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    • Cracking a cold one with the boys implies that you are already with the boys so fuck your dumbass milkshake.
      Doc_R_6_S 12 jul
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    • Haven't seen this meme in years
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    • The guy that said crack open a cold milkshake definitely tries too hard to be funny
      Tom8to 12 jul
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    • Milkshake
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    • That’s cool and all but how do I change the color of my camp fire?
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    • But dont the boys also light up?
      saint01 11 jul
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    • Oh for fuck sakes
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    • This post. I like it
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    • If the boys are back in town the’re at Dino’s bar and grill
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    • But is it on a Saturday?
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    • Y’all please help a dumbass brother out lol. Does “my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard” just genuinely mean the dairy product, and it’s one of those innocent wholesome variants of boys will be boys (cuz who doesn’t like a milkshake), or does it mean, well, boobs
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    • But are they back to kil- i mean help you?
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    • Milkshakes bring the boys cold burr brings the men
      asaylr 11 jul
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    • Depends if it is or isn’t Saturday
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    • My alcoholic ass is going to the cold one
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    • Well that depends if it's a saturday
      tcecil219 11 jul
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    • What if they are in the back street though?
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    • But if there is a milkshake in a yard and you (as a boy) are cracking a cold one... you will be drawn to the milkshake yourself making the milkshake almighty
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    • And if they had been smoking in the boys room or not
      YRB_12 11 jul
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    • Depends does that milkshake includes brest ass thighs and legs
      LKRaGod 10 jul
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    • Love this
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    • Just crack a cold one with the boys in a yard filled with milkshakes.
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    • Yo, who's ready for The Boys season 2?
      ColFlame 10 jul
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    • They whould pass it up
      hayden145 10 jul
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    • *As we all know*
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    • Love how that last reply ruined the whole thing.
      Paragus_ 10 jul
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    • Change milkshake to deepthroat and sing the song, there ya go
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    • This shit is gayer than cum on a mustache.
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    • Ur the reason 2020 happened
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    • Meanwhile, Pink Floyd just wants to Bring the Boys Back Home.
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    • Put the cold one in the milkshake
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    • Jesus christ, I've seen this featured over 20 times since 2017.
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    • Uh, dunno about anyone else, but whenever i crack a cold one all of the boys currently available show up wondering if I've got another in the cooler, and if I've got any 'Skynyrd in the stereo. Nary a concern for milkshakes to be found.
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    • Love it. But already featured
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    • Weren’t the milkshakes a metaphor for boobies
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    • god i fucking hate reddit
      fscp2023 10 jul
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    • She’s out of my life- Michael Jackson
      Camcar12 10 jul
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    • I love how in the song, milkshakes refers to big fat mommy milkers
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    • Some people still don't know what a "milkshake" really is and the comments for the song shows
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    • The milkshake brings the boys to yard 1, then they go to yard 2 to crack open a cold one.
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    • Well, as Thin Lizzy sings, the boys are in fact back in town, meaning this rhetoric all falls on Schrodingers boys
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    • If that’s a pic of Michael Jackson I believe he would do whatever it it takes to get the boys to his yard
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    • While the boys would go to the yard for her milkshakes, they would stay to crack open a cold one.
      mrjedi117 10 jul
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    • Is it a chocolate milkshake?
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    • Hur hur tumblr funni
      helooo789 10 jul
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    • BUT, once the boys are in the yard they could crack open a cold one with boys.
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    • Or if they're smoking in the boys room
      alaniz139 10 jul
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    • Open up a cold or uncold milkshake with Schrodinger's boys
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    • They're not back in town they're smoking in the boys room
      Think1323 10 jul
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    • they would go to the milkshake. as it is not sunday, where sundays are for cracking a cold one with the boys.
      gblui 10 jul
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