• If you masturbate to your
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    • You're more powerful if you don't masturbate at all
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    • I do masturbate to my imagination...she's pretty hot
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    • I thought everyone could do that
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    • No porn can touch the freaky shit my imagine conjures
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    • A fucking gust of wind at the right angle can make me nut
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    • FINNALY SOMTHING IM GOOD AT
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    • I can come up with waaaay more weird stuff in my head than I’ll ever see in porn
      chop81 28 jul
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    • Is it supposed to be hard?
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    • Tbh I used to do that alot
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    • One time I got super high and made myself nut without even touching my dick it was the best but I’ve ever experienced
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    • Can’t get off to porn anymore my imagination is more realistic
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    • I masturbate because I like it when the red water comes out
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    • Then call me god
      epic_wind 30 jul
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    • I just think of feet, then BAM instant ejaculation
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    • Duban 28 jul
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    • I can do it with absolutely nothing. Dry. No phone.
      Neoxicc 30 jul
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    • I’d say it’s the opposite, if you can’t use your imagination to masturbate and NEED porn, you’re weak.
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    • My imagination is more realistic and has better plot lines
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    • I thought everyone was able to do it
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    • I used to do that a lot tbh
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    • “What are you doing imaginary step-bro?!”
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    • Can people not use their imagination for this sorta stuff?
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    • Sometimes you have to make due
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    • Yes I know
      hlfrfr 29 jul
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    • When you forget your phone and jerk off to the back of the shampoo bottle
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    • If you can’t beat off without Porn then congratulations, you have a dependency and possibly even addiction.
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    • Your GOD level powerful if you can masturbate in the mirror staring straight at yourself as you do it. Nothing else, lights on.
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    • I use my imagination. Afterwards, I call them and let them know about it
      Curvz 28 jul
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    • PorkSword 28 jul
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    • Am I the only one who sucks my own dick
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    • Guess I'm way too powerful then.
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    • Don’t watch porn for like 45-60 days. You regain your imagination eventually. You guys have had free porn your whole lives; you probably don’t know what “save that in the spank bank” means.
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    • Masturbation is addictive, when you do it to much, your brain becomes used to that amount of happy chemical, then when you stop for a while, your happy chemical is below the floor, which makes you dependent on it. It’s literally addictive
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    • I did that a fuck ton ngl
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    • My imagination is better than porn
      Ogami 28 jul
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    • Asmr and imagination a game changer
      Racketeer 28 jul
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    • I honestly stopped watching porn when I started dating my gf. I knew porn would be numbing and I really wanted to enjoy whoever I'm with and for them to enjoy me. It's way better if you're dating to not look at porn.
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    • All the characters end up with backstories and humanities and emotional growth. Next thing you know I'm crying bittersweet happy tears onto a very confused erection...
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    • How else would you beat your meat in the shower unless you take your phone with you those are the people that have too much power. Ultra power if they got the sound on
      ACASE10 28 jul
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    • I make OTHERS orgasm with just their imagination. Where's that on the power scale?
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    • Thank you
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    • It's also better than support the sex trafficking behind porn.
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    • In reality, don't even need physical touch. It's all mental. For example, having a wet dream
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    • I'm a god then
      Luka_Lux 30 jul
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    • They called me a mad man.
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    • I do it. I just found out that google keeps your incognito info too... soooooooo
      MLGtbone 28 jul
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    • Only when the internet is slow
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    • Still do lol
      luisluela 28 jul
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    • IMAGINATION
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    • Awe he's sleeping. Wait a minute 0_0
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    • The power with in.
      Joeyy1024 28 jul
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    • I used to think of my math teacher, she had a fatass and decent tits. She got arrest for having sex with a student, sucks to see other people live your dreams
      69memes 31 jul
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    • My imagination has better acting
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    • Ive been able to do so a few times. But im already too powerful because i can fap fully clothed and handless
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    • It’s not difficult to do
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    • Wait, that’s not normal?
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    • I do that. I do it while I bone my bitch too.
      kanep0e 30 jul
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    • I do this when I wake up horny in the middle of the night and don't wanna blind myself with the phone light
      OGJon 30 jul
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    • Not a cumbrain and are instead a well adjusted human*
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    • I love how defensive everybody’s being in the comments lmao
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    • You guys can't do that?
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    • Das me
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    • I masturbate to the memory of a love that once was but will never be again.
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    • I masturbate to my best friend all the time (she’s gay and lives with her girlfriend so I have zero chance)
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    • Honestly porn just doesn't do it for me as it did. I am reduced to reading stories and think of scenarios
      Sixxy76 30 jul
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    • I just remember my ex gf's. How good the sex was 😈
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    • I don’t watch porn, I use my imagination
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    • I masturbate to my pfp
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    • If you can’t do that, you need therapy
      Vucko123 1 aug
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    • Thank u
      Zazery25 31 jul
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    • Imagination is way better than porn tbh
      Octopuppy 31 jul
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    • I would still watch porn but I would think of another girl instead of the woman in the porno. And imagine me doing it with her.
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    • I just imagine to real weird as shit like.. stopping time and fucking every girl I see right then and there
      _it_all 31 jul
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    • 8th grade me in the shower 🚿 😩 😫 😭
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    • I’m masturbating right now to iFunny
      BiggD240 30 jul
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    • The inner mechanisms of my mind are beyond your comprehension
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    • I suppose I AM old.
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    • I've done it
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    • Sometimes I have regrets about what I cum to in my imagination
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    • Damn guess I'm powerful
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    • But then you’re gay cause you’re getting off to a dude’s touch
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    • I do both
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    • One time I got real high and was in the back seat when me and my homies were at taco bueno, I took a bite of a party burrito and it was so good I nutted instantaneously.
      Bogus 30 jul
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    • I mastubate to my imagination because if I do it to porn to much then I can’t get hard when I have secks
      Oreo 29 jul
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    • I told my friends I did that they called me weird jokes on them nothing can stop me
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    • Oh hell yeah
      Telf 28 jul
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    • Thanks
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    • I thought everyone could do this, are we like the 1percenters of the Masterbation community?
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    • I used to be able to do that
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    • I usually do porn, but sometimes I will masturbate using my thoughts.
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    • Thanks
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    • Do you imagine giving or receiving, or just observing?
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    • Porn? Please, I'm a man. Give me 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver
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    • I wish. It takes a butt plug, 3 guys, nipple clamps, and a car battery to get me off
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    • Stop blaming porn on your problems with relationships and face them yourself
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    • Finally, something to make me feel more than worthless
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    • I don't even have to imagine or have any sort if porn. I can just start jerking and a few minutes later I'm done.
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    • Id you watch poen all the time then you have a problem lol porn should just be like a weekly. Thing not an every day thing
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    • I don't do this anymore. I'm too ashamed of my imagination.
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