• If you have trouble sleeping, you're
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    • It's true, I can fall asleep easily while my ex can sleep with everyone else.
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    • So ur saying....I’ll find someone 🥺
      Binkleton 13 jul
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    • Fritzor 13 jul
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    • Sounds like my wife talk say something turn my head she is out so for the next 2 to 6 hours I try to fall asleep
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    • I wouldn’t mind a wife that falls asleep quickly, means I’d get to hold her more while she sleeps
      ThePhin 13 jul
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    • Lol, sooo true, im the one who falls asleep fast, and my girlfriend can never sleep. And she hates me for it😂
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    • Tis true. I've always had troubles sleeping. My wife is out in a matter of minutes
      PorkSword 13 jul
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    • Idk man, that's kinda nice... You can cuddle with them all peacefully... Fuck I miss her....
      Zombunni 13 jul
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    • If you’re born you’re destined to die
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    • Fuck no im glad my wife literally falls asleep in less than a minute. She can leave me the fuck alone
      kanep0e 13 jul
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    • My mom and my dad, but my dad doesn’t hate her for it. He stays up and reads until he can sleep and if he wakes up, he lays there in silence or sneaks out until he’s sleepy again. She wakes early and sneaks out so he can stay asleep and has coffee alone for a an hour or two until he wakes up and
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    • Raises hand. But she's a light sleeper so my snoring wins in the end.
      Dabbler 13 jul
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    • Bold of you to assume I can find someone who will let me marry her.
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    • I fell asleep half way through this meme
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    • I come home from work when my boyfriend is asleep and he wakes up just to hear a little bit of my jibber jabber as I get ready for bed and then he conks out again
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    • I'm so happy I'm going to marry a deep sleeper. I have terrible insomnia and no matter how much I toss and turn I never wake him and I'm glad I dont I would feel guilty 💕
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    • Nah I’ll tase them awake if they try to fall sleep before me
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    • SO ACCURATE. What's worse, my insomnia is exacerbated when sleeping next to my partner. It seems to be a combo of anxiety that I'll do something embarrassing in my sleep, and just the mere fact that I don't wanna miss out on a single waking moment with him
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    • Dude I swear it takes me an hour to sleep on school nights
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    • Omg I'm dating him now, blows my mind
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    • I can fall a sleep instantly... where you insomnia hoes at
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    • My brother and sister-in-law are like this XD
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    • I used to have trouble sleeping, but now with my bf I’m the one who falls asleep in 10 seconds lol
      Empress 13 jul
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    • Foundry 13 jul
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    • please god no
      pizza_guy 13 jul
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    • I hope I Marry an insomniac for just this reason
      1936 13 jul
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    • This is true. Anyways here’s some art
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    • BigPPMans 13 jul
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    • Yes but then I can listen to him snore and it helps me sleep 🥰
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    • I was gonna say i wouldn't mind cuz the snuggle time, but apparently everyone else had the same idea and already got hundreds of likes cuz of it. Cant have originality on the internet!
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    • Fun fact if you are having trouble sleeping focus on breathing in and out for 5 seconds each then 6, 7, 8, 9, then 10 and keep breathing in and out for 10 seconds each over and over focusing on that. If you notice you are thinking of something else start over from 5 again.
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    • It's called a sleep schedule
      SirLight 13 jul
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    • I'm in this post and I fucking hate it
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    • Not neither me or my girl can sleep
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    • My dad can’t sleep for shit but my mom falls asleep once her head hits the pillow. And my sister takes after my dads sleeping habits and I take after my mom so I got lucky af
      Berm 13 jul
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    • Bargo_ I’m destined to marry you then.
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    • HelloKitten yep lol
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    • CAN CONFIRM.
      johnfacts 13 jul
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    • Catholic_Ancap you falling out way before me
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    • Hasu 13 jul
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    • Fuck it, if I can be guranteed to have someone in my life like that ill take it
      WeirdChu 13 jul
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    • Well fuck
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    • Its true! I take forever to fall asleep and sometimes as soon as my husbands head hits the pillow...hes out and snoring!
      Lala719 13 jul
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    • Hi
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    • This is my fiancee ....
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    • Happened To Me 😂😥😢
      4Pep 13 jul
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    • I want to find an insomnia buddy
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    • I've been talking to a girl, and she straight up falls asleep if we're talking late at night. We'll be in the middle of a conversation and she'll just fall asleep, whether we're face timing or texting
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    • I’m blessed with the ability to sleep very quickly when I want to go to sleep. But then I’ve usually done a heck of a lot by then.
      YourGuyCy 13 jul
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    • Fucking nig
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    • Ave_Satanas Law_of_Murphy okay which one of ya falls asleep fast -_-
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    • Marriage is fucking stupid if we’re being honest
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    • Honestly wouldnt care as long as the also fall in love with me.
      Earphones 16 jul
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    • The reason I saw this is cause I can't sleep😐
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    • *sighs and raises hand*
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    • You idiots, you're the ones who actually won in that situation. You get to snuggle up to them and watch them sleep. Precious moments that go unnoticed except by you due to your issue. It's those moments you'll miss when they're gone
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    • I can never sleep.... Fuck.
      Zeldrodis 16 jul
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    • What if I'm both? Some nights I'm out before I hit the pillow, others I can't fall asleep for hours.
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    • My girlfriend takes a bit to fall asleep, if I get warm I’ll knock out. Currently can’t see my girlfriend because her dad is super fucking strict on quarantine
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    • Very very true
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    • I used to have trouble going to bed until I started working 50 hour weeks. Now I'm out before 9:30
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    • This is me & my wife 😂
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    • I have trouble falling asleep because i don't have a woman to cuddle with and hold each other. I'm alone every night
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    • This is true af. My dad falls asleep in like 4 seconds but my mom is an insomniac, meanwhile I am an Insomniac and my wife can fall asleep the second her head touches the bed and I hate her for being able to do that lol
      MrSockez 15 jul
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    • That's my girlfriend. I'm proposing next month. Wish me luck.
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    • I knew she was my soulmate.
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    • Me
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    • So I'm destined to marry someone, you say?
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    • Fuck
      ModelT101 15 jul
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    • Das me
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    • Son of a bitch! You’re right! My husband can fall asleep anywhere!!
      pamm2020 15 jul
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    • Fuck me
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    • I already resent my dad for it
      xstein22 15 jul
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    • I can’t ever sleep. 😞
      GlGGLES 15 jul
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    • Yep that's me lol. But it's nice so I can always hold her before I sleep
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    • Anyone else have those days where you are tied every waking second until you take a shower before going to bed, and then you’ll lie awake for hours being wide awake and get up the next day without sleep but feel like shit 2 hours later but you can’t sleep because it’s 9 am, or is it just me
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    • ew, marriage
      Trauma 15 jul
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    • And she’ll sprawl out and take up 3/4 of the bed despite being a foot shorter than you too.
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    • I can confirm, it takes me an hour to fall asleep, while my girlfriend is out before we even end our conversation
      MasterPlo 15 jul
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    • It’s true, my husband passes out so quickly
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    • Its depends on the position of the sun, moon, stars, the date, the alignment of the planets, and many other factors on how I fall asleep apparently
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    • It would actually help me. The reason I can't sleep is because I hate sleeping alone.
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    • This is true...
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    • MajorSamio you always fall asleep in less that 2 minutes!
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    • Dis bout as true as it gets
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    • I feel personally attacked right now.
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    • This is my hubby and me, respectively
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    • I didn't think I'd survive my wife's pregnancy.
      Radtastyk 15 jul
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    • My boyfriend can sleep literally anywhere and I’m just sitting there awake and sad
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    • WHY IS THIS MY LIFE
      toxix 15 jul
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    • the reason why people of the LGBTQIA+ community walk faster is because they are more likely to have originated from citys, based on the fact that most cities have more democrats and democrats have simple human acceptance and decency. You need to walk fast in cities cuz it’s just like that.
      QuillEnt 15 jul
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    • I have the ability to sleep on command
      Creampi 15 jul
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    • Fucking truth, my wife falls asleep as soon as she gets in the bed, there I am on iFunny till 3am
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    • If u have trouble sleeping it’s because you don’t work hard enough during the day
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