• If you had to beat the Devil in one
competition for your soul. what
would you challenge him in?
_ .
I'd have a hand Job competition. I
would bet that I could jerk my self
off better than he could jerk me off.
I'm either gonna win, or I'm gonna
receive a hand job that Is so good
that It's aolna to be worth mv soul. “.= 33“
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    • You idiot, the devil is very sexually seductive. The devil is hot as hell boy. You'd bust a nut in .5 seconds.
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    • Who can live the next infinity years more successfully
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    • I’d challenge him to a 1980s style body swap movie and then with his powers not swap back, but eventually realize that friendship was the prize the whole time.
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    • I'd let him bet a fiddle of gold against my soul to say he's better than me.
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    • You see, I would challenge him to a fiddle playing competition. It might be a sin but I’d take that bet and he’s gonna regret it cause I’m the best there’s ever been (to those of you who don’t get this; I’m disappointed)
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    • The devil went down to georgia, while looking for a dick to feal.
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    • *johnny the fiddler has entered the game*
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    • I’d challenge him to a fiddle competition
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    • You fools. You must challenge him to a fiddle competition.
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    • Time to get out the fiddles boys
      Hiroye3to 18 may
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    • Fiddle battle, I’ll kick his ass to Georgia and back
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    • I bet you didn’t know it but I’m a masturbator too, and if you’d care to put you’re dick somewhere I’ll make a bet with you, now you churn pretty good butter boy but give the devil his due, I’ll bet this fleshlight made of gold against your soul says I can jerk it better than you
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    • The fiddle...cause I’m the best there’s ever been 😎
      Huddzn 19 may
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    • *whips out fiddle*
      Floweeto 18 may
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    • I’d play him in the fiddle... I hear he’s shit and cheats with his loyal minions playing with him
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    • Easy: a fiddle challenge
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    • A fiddle competition?
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    • The Devil would boast that he could go anywhere, be anywhere, and see anything anytime he wants. I would challenge him to “get lost “
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    • If a guy finishes fast, it's massive a compliment, change my mind
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    • A fiddle competition, cuz I done told him once, that son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been
      Towels 18 may
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    • I'd bet him that I can die faster than he can
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    • Well my names Johnny and it may be a sin but I'll take your bet your gonna regret cuss I'm the best there's ever been
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    • His ass better come down to Georgia so I can beat his ass in a fiddling contest, then go down to hell and make him a bet for his throne in another fiddling contest.
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    • Who can bathe in the most holy water
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    • I’d say, “Well my names Johnny and it might be a sin, but I’ll take your bet your gonna regret cause I’m the best there’s ever been”
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    • Who can swim the longest in holy water
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    • Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy But give the devil his due I'll bet a fiddle of gold Against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you"
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    • fiddle playing
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    • A fiddling competition for a fiddle of gold, or my name isn't Johnny
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      Jcamenta 19 may
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    • I would challenge him in a fiddling competition. If I win, I get a fiddle of gold but if he wins, he gets my soul.
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    • The devil is hot British man, you will not last long lol #Lucifer
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    • Fiddle contest
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    • In hell: “see that guy? Yeah the devil. Fuckin homo gave me a handjob”
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    • I’d challenge him in a fiddle-Off.
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    • The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and looking to make a deal. Then he came across this young man sawin on a fiddle and playin it hot. Then the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said "boah lemme tell ya HWAT"
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    • who hates themselves more. im obviously going to win. that pretentious bastard thought he was better than God. like seriously it wouldn’t even be hard I just have to look at myself and, boom, the negativity follows
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    • Beat him in a fiddle competition
      iNegroe 18 may
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    • You see the devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind cause he was way behind he was looking to make deal.
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    • A drinking contest but with holy water
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    • Guitar hero 3, he can get his ass whooped a second time.
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    • “I challenge you to who can live the least sinful life!” “Well, Stephen, right here it says you watch loli porn so I’ll take that soul now.”
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    • Who can drink the most holy water.
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    • “The next person to take a soul loses”
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    • Have you heard him play the fiddle? He needs a whole band of demons just to cover how shitty he is.
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    • Obviously should have picked the fiddle playing competition
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    • If there’s something significant that that devil loses, coin flip. Devil plays most games with sinister tactics and a full intention of winning from the start, so probably couldn’t handle the pressure of a perfectly fair 50/50 game
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    • The key to a good handjob is to use your mouth.
      Juicemans 21 may
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    • Ight johnny get me golden fiddle
      RAV10L1 20 may
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    • Easy, Fiddle playing. Has no one heard Devil went down to Georgia
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    • It depends on if he’s desperate. You know, if he’s in a bind or if he’s way behind or maybe he’s just looking for a soul to steal.
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    • First to die
      Raphtalia 20 may
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    • This is the greatest and best song in the world...Tribute.
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    • You fool, he invented homosexuality
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    • The devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal
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    • Challenge him to a praying competition.
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    • I'd challenge him to see who could drink the most holy water and keep a straight face
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    • A fiddle competition
      Orcy 19 may
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    • I’d challenge him in a fiddle match where if I win I also get a golden fiddle
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    • You go first. Dont give him the easy one.
      aeao 19 may
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    • challenge him to a fiddle playing match
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    • Challenge him in not being satan
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    • I’d challenge him to a who can go to church and pray competition.
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    • You fools, challenge him to a fiddle playing competition in Georgia
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    • A fiddle competition
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    • A contest of bathing in holy water
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    • Challenge him to a “who loves humans and God more” competition. Bada bing bada boom
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    • I feel pretty damn confident about my chances in Mario kart tbh. The only way I'm ever not first against my friends is if literally all of them gang up on me and one of the deliberately sacrifices themselves to keep me back. My best friend's sister hates it because she wins unless I'm around
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    • Id challenge him to a fiddle competition
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    • I'll challenge him to a music competition. Tenacious D style BAYBAY!!
      Raharu 18 may
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    • Play the fiddle
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    • Fiddleing competition.
      Trintle 18 may
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    • Ummmm fiddle battle
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    • If you find it fun to harass and belittle child predators, I highly recommend you take a look at my posts and sub, if you want to. I expose these sick fuckos every-day, I still report them to the police, but it's always fun to throw them to the social media wolves.
      Vengeance 18 may
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    • If I win do I get a shiny fiddle made of gold?
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    • I’d say “okay demon boy, what the fuck yup got” and whip out my fiddle. Gotta do that shit Georgia style.
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    • Who can love God the most
      Saladaz 18 may
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    • Challenge him to not steal souls. You obviously cannot steal souls, and if he steals yours then he loses.
      Valdakon 18 may
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    • *hits vape* 1v1 me on Rust bro. Quickscopes only. Last kill has to be trick shot.
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    • Holy water drinking contest
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    • "The boy said, "my name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet And you're gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"🎵🎵
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    • Id have a contest praising jesus
      Manumit 18 may
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    • Challenge the devil to a guitar battle just like in the Pick of Destiny
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    • Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a nut to bust..
      Ghost 18 may
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