• If you get married make sure your
spouse is a different class than you.
For instance, if you do a lot of magic
damage then consider marrying a
tank, or someone with a lot of HP/
armor. This will make your bond
stronger and more viable in the
current meta.
x) If you meet a healer PLEASE do yourself a
favor and complete their sidequests so you
can marry them as soon as possible. They
are very rare.
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    • Healers are very pure people, we need more healers in our simulation.
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    • My gf is an animal lover/painter. What is she...? Druid? What class type is that? Help!
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    • Every chick thinks they are a healer. "Oh hes not that bad I can fix him"
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    • Healing main that can sub as dps looking for anyone that can keep me alive
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    • This doesn't always work out, for instance I'm a tank class and my ex wife was a fucking slut class.
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    • The equality update is horrible, human women are overpowered as hell and can generate currency for way less work plus the caucasian male human class got nerfed to shit and can’t say the n word in public anymore. Fix the game illuminati studios!!!
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    • I like playing healers, it makes me feel nice
      _Hans 21 jul
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    • Big milky necromancer gf
      RlCK 22 jul
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    • I love maining healers
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    • This just sounds like a fire emblem 4 guide
      Centy 21 jul
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    • People who say "Bideo Game" to everything talking about video games think that apparently making jokes about video games is a cardinal sin
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    • My husband is a social butterfly, smart with electronics and mechanics, strong, and always wants to do stuff. I am an introvert, better with things that aren’t tangible, tiny so I can fit into spaces to help fix mechanics, and I’m down to do anything. We balance each other out.
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    • I play support a lot because none of you fuckwits do it right.
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    • BIDEO GAME!!!!
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    • COSMONAUT VARIETY HOUR? MAH BOY MARCUS
      DSepp 21 jul
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    • I want a girl with a proficiency in smithing and enchanting, to achieve the tank subclass, battle mage, which pairs perfectly with my forest ranger loud out
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    • I keep trying to play support but I keep getting left alone because the DPS thinks they don't need support and blame me when I give them too much. Then they run off and play with other players
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    • I would be a bard if he couldn’t even play an instrument
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    • Finally marriage makes sense
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    • Everyone is a tank when a good healer is present
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    • I want a witch gf
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    • Nah bro the meta has always been stacking into one trait. You don’t get anywhere in life by being average at everything.
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    • Yo im level 50 still trying to decide what class & sub class I should be what do y'all think?
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    • Being a WHM in FF 14 is the closest thing to being a gamer girl you will ever get, everyone treats you so kindly, when the dps messes up, your team will shit on them, but when I as the healer fuck up it’s all “ hey man it’s all right we know you tried” and “omg no don’t be upset it was my fault for
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    • This makes me wonder what I am
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    • My class is retard
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    • holy shit, cosmonaut variety hour got featured wtf. that's his YouTube btw. Look him up. great content reviews! He's super enjoyable to watch
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    • Yo this dude has a video essay channel on YouTube, it's pretty good. (Cosmonaut Picture show)
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    • I play overwatch with my girl. she plays medic and I play tank.
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    • Played countless Mmos and women healers are by far the worst healers of all time.
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    • Haha life is like vo.do gam
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    • I'm a support but can respec into Magical DPS if need be due to the sub-class options. Looking for a Tank, Support, or physical DPS, a summoner would work too.
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    • My main is a Druid Healer. Her name is Silver, she's an Albino Dark Elf, and is only four feet six inches tall. She's drop dead gorgeous but in a very whimsical way, and is rather innocent. She was recently turned into a werewolf due to the backlash of an unknown elixir.
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    • I am Rouge trickster and I know why ... I take pleasure in annoying my significant other almost as much I enjoyed them so it leads to a lot of problems mostly for me because he is a barbarian/warlock class build and is much stronger than me but I am as fast as fuck boi
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    • No...fake healers are all over the place...and side quests for them is spreading as much damage as possible over a large party...while complaining about your gear...it's the ones who just keep topping you off in your battles that never get attention...and often die without ever even being heard from
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    • thats my fiance right there i was trying to help her complete her side quests before i married her but alas one of the quest to save an animal costs her life. as a tank i wasnt able to protect her like i usually would. i have failed her. and im sorry..
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    • Necromancy Gf or Glass Cannon Range Gf would be great with me tbh. I'm agile, have great reflex, good body in general, and somewhat smart. Not talkative so I can make a min/max kid or a balanced one. Gen 2 mechanics are hard.
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