• If you get a loan at a bank you pay it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years.
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    • If only they let you keep the money
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    • Real_Sheriff_Hummer
      But police officers confiscate the money...
      Real_Sheriff_Hummer 7 sep
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    • All you hace to do is hide the money good enough. You can get caught and come back for it later.
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    • Idk felonies kinda but a bummer on everything
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    • Personal bankruptcy rolls off in 7 years.
      Enigmata 7 sep
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    • They... dont let you keep the money
      k864 7 sep
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    • If you go to jail for bank robbery you will never get a decent job again
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    • How can you say something to powerful yet so controversial
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    • If you get a small business loan at the bank, you can start a business, which will pay the loan back over however many years, and still give you profit if its a good business.
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    • Yeah, and then you wouldn’t have to pay with that cool shiny coin you’ve been saving
      Derpine 7 sep
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    • You get no money either way. Doesn’t matter how you do it
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    • You’re only in for ten if you get caught
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    • You can refinance for a 15/10 year loan or even less
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    • But you're a felon
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    • No no it makes sense, you wouldn’t get it tho
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    • You LIAR. Don’t do this it’s not worth it you don’t get to keep the money you “find”
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    • Hear me out: HELOCS
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    • But your caught,now you dont get to spend the money and you get a new boyfriend named bubba.
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    • Imma try this hold on
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    • It’s risk vs reward vs stupidity
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    • And now
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    • I doubt you’d be able to spend any of it considering ya know IRS and whatnot
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    • They don’t let you keep the money tho
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    • How you gonna do that
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    • Don't do this the interest on the loan won't stop just because you're in jail
      torchon 8 sep
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    • If you get a loan from a friend how long does it take you to pay it back?
      emally 8 sep
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    • Improvise, adapt, overcome
      Antjes 8 sep
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    • You don't keep the money when you're in jail
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    • Yes you get out in 10 years but you end up wearing a diaper for the rest of your life
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    • And EVERYONE ELSE pays for your logic. Thanks a heap, Jackass.
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    • Only if u get caught
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    • Crazy thing is, with the way the annual interest works, if you make ONE extra payment a year, you'll cut like 7 years off of your mortage.
      TrueBlu 8 sep
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    • Heist anyone? You son of a bitch I’m in.
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    • You get free shelter for 10 years
      theabbie 8 sep
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    • True but like if you get caught you don't keep the $ tho
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    • Bank Teller here. If you rob a bank you get about 12k. That's why robbing a bank is the dumbest thing to do. You get so little out of it and there are plenty of cameras. Rob a shop or something like that.
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    • But you don't keep the money, so......
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    • Yeah but first I gotta get away and stash the money b4 they catch u
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    • And the govt pays for you at that point
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    • If your caught
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    • So basically you gots to do a hand off in the chase after taking the general manager at the chase hostage for vault access then you get caught up on purpose as a distraction from the money. Yo nigga take it a cross the US and randomly max out Bitcoin ATMs till you run out of💰
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    • Armed robbery is 25 to life
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    • You can get a way bigger loan then you can steal.
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    • They have to find the money to take it
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    • ly low
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    • As much as ifunny pretends we hate reaction images, I find it odd i posted this exact quote and got 6 likes. This one was featured. Hmm
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    • Gotta stash the score good
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    • if you rob a bank you don't keep the money, if they never find the money you still have to get it "cleaned" as they take that shit
      DocKaden 8 sep
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    • Only 10 years? I thought it was 30 to life
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    • 10 years IF uou get caught
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    • 30 year mortgage is one of the worst financial choices you can make. 15 year max
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    • This is why money laundering exist, Rob the bank hide the money launder the money.
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    • The secret ingredient is crime.
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    • If they don't find the money you have to pay reparations. So 30 years plus 10 years, ouch.
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    • Yeah but you have to give the money back
      Reilaki 8 sep
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    • Get a loan dont pay it back cleared in 7 years
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    • Can't legally own guns, harder to get a job, money gets taken back unless you hide it but it will forever be dirty money so good luck spending it.
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    • Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he’ll rob the world.
      Crob_ 8 sep
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    • lol
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    • Hide it real quick in your butt
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    • Yeah but you usually don't keep the money unless you hide it really well and they don't realize it's missing
      _Matchu 8 sep
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    • Yes this is true, but you don't get to keep the money if you get caught dumbass.
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    • Idk, I don’t think my butthole want any guests
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    • If you get caught you,cant keep the money.
      LSM502 8 sep
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    • *sound if glass shattering*
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    • Yea but they take the money
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    • If you get caught
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    • Provided no one gets shot in the process
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    • Actually my loan is gonna be paid off by next year and I got it in June but only because trump decided to keep giving me money
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    • As if they let you keep the money
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    • As if u get the money back
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    • Yeah cause they just let you keep the money
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    • So how do you hide the money? Do they just let you out and give it to you? Instructions need explaining fast!
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    • That is implying that i am caught
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    • Except for the part when you become someone’s bitch for ten years
      KSKS 7 sep
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    • Yeah but your butthole gets larger. I'm good paying for 30 years....
      RichVil 7 sep
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    • Or don’t take out a loan at all, save up the money in 5 years and then pay in cash.
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    • My town has a Facebook group dedicated to all the shit happening here and an admin on the group posted this 6 days ago
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    • If you take a loan out of the bank that you have to pay back for 30 years. You have failed
      Teseract 7 sep
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    • Ummm..... at the end of ten years you have not money and nothing good to put on your resume. At the end of 30 years you have the equity of your investment plus what ever you earned over the 30 years.
      BRB14 7 sep
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    • Everyone is saying “they don’t let you keep the money” well yeah but you can hideeee the money and then come back to itttt
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    • Just remember, dont be brash, stash the cash before you dash
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    • I mean who told you 30 years
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    • Our with no money
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    • Robbing businesses can be the most detrimental thing you could ever do. Even after you get out of prison, you owe m*ney to the government, and it usually puts you into debt for the rest of your life
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    • Breaking the law breaking the law
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    • Most robberies are for less than $5k, a 30 year home loan is around $200k on the low end. Nice try though.
      Eric972 7 sep
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    • Yah but they take all the money if u get caught so
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    • As long as the money doesn't get seized 1st
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    • And you don't have to pay taxes for 10 years and you get 3 meals and a bed
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    • Dumb as shit
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    • They will take the money
      yeplol 7 sep
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    • They forget about the temporary FREE housing after the robbery
      kingkao 7 sep
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    • For people who want actual advice, look up Dave Ramsey, his book and videos have helped me a lot on how to invest, save my money and pay off debt
      VeryCool 7 sep
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    • And those ten years in jail. Don’t ever drop the soap
      olcmax 7 sep
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    • Plus you don’t get the money
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    • And then you are in prison. Have fun.
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