If you find a hair in your food, heavily salt it
before sending it back to the kitchen to make
sure you got a new order.
21 Aug 2015
If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on
your phone so for future reference you can
use it as a valid excuse.
If you're too embarrassed to buy something,
get a birthday card with it.
20 Aug 2015
When in an argument, act as if you're being
recorded. This will prevent you from saying
stupid things you don't mean