• If you and a same sex friend are eating
out and request just one check and the
waitress sets it down in front of you, she
decided you're the top.
waitress assigned kin
As someone who's worked in several cafes,
I’m mad at how accurate this is.
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    • 99% of the time they give it to whoever asks for 1 bill.
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    • I always set the check in front of whoever looks older, or in the middle of they’re old enough to be retired or I’m not sure.
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    • Furry’s are like the outcast of society. No one likes them and if they do they probably a furry also.
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    • A furry and a tumblrite turning something completely innocuous into something gay, who could've seen that one coming.
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    • Me, a female with a gf: HONEY I HAVE AN IDEA-
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    • As a waiter I now put all checks in front of the lady. Especially if I can tell it’s a date. #feminism #equalitybitches
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    • Women will never have equality as long as waiters continue to hand the check to the oldest white guy at the table.
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    • I sometimes just throw it into the middle and watch them fight for it.
      MsDomo 12 jun
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    • Then you eat her out
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    • Big dick move: I, the waiter, pay for their bill instead.
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    • Jesus Christ why is everything fucking gay this month
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    • Or maybe it’s cuz you asked for one check which implies your the one paying. Seriously fags will take the most innocent thing and turn it into a sexual matter. Almost like they can’t think about anything beyond their sexuality.
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    • Why would they be eating each other out in a restaurant? ... Oh!
      NaYmLiS 15 jun
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    • I put the bill in the middle and yell “fight” most of the time I get awkward stares, but once in a while a kid will yell “finish him” and it’s all worth it.
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    • Massachusetts waitors and waitresses lay it dead center at the end of the table and walk away
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    • That's why I put the bill three tables away on top of a ladder
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    • Good thing me and my homies don’t go on dates
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    • I used to put it in front of the women
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    • Well me and my straight friend go through this a lot... apparently I look really gay... which is true cause I’m a bottom 😫
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    • I’m a waiter and I give it to who asks or set it in the middle, it’s rude to assume who’s paying
      jimb675 10 jun
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    • As someone who currently works in a restaurant and isn’t a tumblr fag I give it to whoever asked for the bill or said not to split it.
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    • People that make everything gay are the worst.
      Willario 10 jun
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    • Set it in front of a child to cause family discord
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    • Well if you’re the one that asked for the bill, she’s obviously gonna put it in front of you
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    • My boyfriend and i used to play this game since we both didnt enjoy bottoming as much as topping so wed ask for one checl amd whoever the waiter or waitress gave it to would get to be the top that night
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    • Same sex?
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    • If you’re eating out right in the restaurant, that’s unsanitary and pretty gross too
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    • Autistic monkeys
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    • They always place the bill in front of my boyfriend.
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    • Shit buy me dinner I’ll be a bottom for the night
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    • *sets it in middle*
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    • A hot waitress assumed I was paying for my mom like lol im the same age as you im broke too
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    • I just used to place it righttttttt in the center of both. You never know
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    • As someone who actually works as a server/waiter I’m mad at how stupid the last comment is because if that’s how she’s doing it than they’re doing their job wrong
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    • Or, hear me out, they give it to whoever asks
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    • I always get the check because I always eat alone because I have not had friends in years hahahah I'm the top
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    • I'd just put it in the middle... niggas to sensitive now a days.
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    • I always gave it to the person who asked me to bring the check, or told me it was 1 check. I assume you wouldn’t say one check and make the other person pay... also yeah. More assertive = top.
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    • What fuck ass doesn’t just set it down in the middle of the table?
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    • Silence furry
      Hexada 10 jun
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    • Why is everything about gay shit now
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    • Yep, everything has to made gay as fuck huh
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    • I'd just set it in the MIDDLE of the fuckin table. Let them decide their own shit.
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    • Usually they put it in the middle and like they said whoever ask has the advantage. You would have to do some gay shit like leave a note: “Can we get this on one check? We’re in the bathroom”
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    • Was out with my wife and 2 friends and the dumbass waitress gave me the whole bill
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    • Waited tables for 15 years. Never did I set the check in front of a single person. It was placed in the middle unless someone requested it.!
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    • This is the stupidest shit I've heard this week
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    • With me and my ex I'd always ask for the bill and pay it but the server without fail would put it in front of my bf. Like first of all you right bitch but you did me wrong
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    • Funny for you to assume the waitress is a "she"
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    • I don’t think about it I set it down and let them figure it out
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    • I'm pretty sure it's to whoever said "one check please"
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    • Why must two people of the same sex going out to eat have to be gay? Or even fucking each other for that matter?
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    • Ok, why tf do all Tumblr users think they're all unique little snowflakes
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    • Whoever asked got it. Fucking tumblr gay niggets
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    • I give it to whoever says 1 check. Sometimes someone will tell me right when they sit down that they're paying so I'll remember that.
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    • Set the check in the middle of the table like a damn sane person
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    • It goes to whoever asked for the bill
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    • If I'm eating with a same sex friend we splitting the bill.
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    • I give it to whoever asks for it.
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    • The "you're a top/bottom" thing is fucking stupid. What happened to alpha vs beta, or whatever?
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    • Ew a furry
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    • i set it down to who asked for the check stfu
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    • Some customers played this game where they put their credit cards in a hat then i would draw a card and read the name on it. That person had to pay for the group.
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    • Why does the gay agenda have to b pushed so hard
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    • Well what a peculiar bit of fun fact this is! I will keep and eye out and perhapse appear more dominant and bang my chest chile i eat
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    • "If you and a same sex friend are eating out" had me thinking this was going to end somewhere else
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    • Then it's disturbing how many times I got handed the bill in High School when my mom and I stopped for dinner when grocery shopping... She was in her mid 50s back then by the way.
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    • Why's everything gotta be ruined by fucking fags
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    • Hey guys i fix memes
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    • No ones gonna talk ab how this is a furry acc?
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    • Why not put it in the middle🤷‍♂️
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    • Guys, my uncle told me he’s going to teach me how to pack fudge tomorrow! I’m so excited, I love fudge. Btw does anyone know what he meant when he said I’d be an excellent power bottom?
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    • I’d stick it in the middle of the table and make them duke it out
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    • or just place it in the middle??
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    • Libtard real men dine and ditch, nobody has enough time to pay some stupid ass pink collar junkie
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    • Stfu they just give it to whoever asks for it. Guarantee the person who replied to this doesn’t even work in the food industry.
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    • Well, usually they’ll give the check to the one who fucking asked for it.
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    • Oh, THAT kind of eating out
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    • Never fails, if I go somewhere with my sister, they always set the entire check in front of me. Never ask to split it. Like they’ve decided I’m her boyfriend.
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    • They’ll give it to whoever asked for the bill
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    • ever notice how girls can go out together and not be considered lesbians, but when guys wanna hang out there better be three of you or everyone thinks your gay.
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    • They never put it in front of me because that’s when I go to the bathroom to “take a shit.”
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    • I'm always handed the check when eating out with my bf. 😃 And I am the obvious top. But we're verse. 😋 But still I'm not even mad.
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    • Fags
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    • Miss me with that gay shit nigga
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