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    • Me and my brother go eat at this ramen shop every other weekend and they always give me the ticket like wtf 🤣🤣
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    • Isn't it crazy that a couple of straight homies cant go to a restaurant without people assuming they're sexuality because of our new society. Like I get it, we all eat ass but we aren't all gay
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    • This is stupid
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    • Typically it’s just whoever asks for the check
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    • Orrrr, they just set it in front if you because you were the one that requested one check
      IFunniV 6 aug
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    • Why everything gotta be gay nowadays? Stop w this bottom top shit. Fuckin be normal
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    • If you are the one to ask for the check, you usually get it.
      Statemen 5 aug
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    • Usually they give the check to the person who requested to out it on one check
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    • I fucking HATE the term top and bottom for things that are in absolutely no way related to sex. I gOt ThE cHeCk, Im A ToP. Shut the fuck up and pay the damn bill
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    • Usually people who ask for the check gets the check
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    • I mean, whoever says "Just one" when I ask how many tickets is the one who gets it. That's how it works. No gayness.
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    • I’m a waiter and always place it precisely in between my guests. Give me cookie
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    • I love the chinese place near my house because whenever I call them, their opening line is just "what you want?" no introduction, no greeting, just straight to the point
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    • The waiter just puts it in front of whoever they think will leave a bigger tip. Stop needlessly sexualizing everything.
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    • Usually they just put it in the middle tho
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    • I used to just give it to A. Whoever ordered. Or B. Whoever asked for the check. Or C. Whoever was more adult.
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    • They give it to the person who fucking asked
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    • Many times the waitress just puts the check in the middle. Seems like some people don't have friends
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    • My friend and i saw this meme and tested it out to see who the Alpha was. The waitress just set it between us. We both knew we were both betas.
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    • Actually we set it in front of whoever requested the check not everything is fucking gay dipshits
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    • My straight guy friend got his meal payed for by another dude in the restaurant who left him his number. He was so confused on why his meal was payed for already. He legit could not comprehend why another man payed for his food. That was the first time he was hit on but not the last. Haha
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    • They usually place it in front of the person who requested the one check
      krat1 5 aug
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    • Or they just give it to whoever asked for it
      _Na_Cl_ 5 aug
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    • Normally it's given to whoever asks for the check... no?
      GayBoyy 5 aug
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    • They set it down in front of the person who asked for the check?
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    • Quaike 5 aug
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    • Brain damaged millennials are hypnotically enthralled by the most insignificant and mundane of occurrences.
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    • It’s usually just given to the one who says one check. Or they set it down in the middle
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    • I usually give it to the person who told me it’s all on one check, or I set inbetween them
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    • A - that didn't happen B - quit trying to make literally everything sexually charged
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    • JaseDace 5 aug
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    • I fucking hate this cause this is false. As a waiter, give the check to the one asking for a single check unless they make it clear that the other is paying. We don’t do it because of some stupid gay agenda where we assign tops or bottoms. Just shut up already
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    • They give it to whoever says “One check” first you shartwad
      BignRed 6 aug
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    • Or they'll put it in front of the person who asked for it.
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    • I would probably give it to whoever asked for it.
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    • My buddy married a girl from Thailand and their daughter looks Asian af. I met him for dinner one night and he brought her with him. This elderly couple on their way out stopped and said our daughter was beautiful. Didn’t hit me until days later they thought we were 2 gay dudes with an adopted kid.
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    • As a server you’re trained to place the check book in the middle of the table lol.
      Sozzled 6 aug
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    • Or you could just have normal relationships
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    • Usually it's whoever says "one check"
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    • Maybe they just give the ticket to the person who asks for it
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    • When society conditions you to view everything in terms of sexual/monetary dominance, and to use the slave vs master paradigm
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    • Or, whoever asked for the bill, gets the bill?
      OldBay 6 aug
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    • Having waited tables, I generally gave it to whoever requested the check be together. Not everything has to be sexualized
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    • No not everyone assumes two dudes hanging out are dicking each other down
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    • Or OR OR She sat it in front of you because you fucking asked for the check
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    • Man I hate how I can’t go do shit with just one same sex friend anymore without feeling gay, I hate our society.
      Misthios 5 aug
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    • What's with these gay ass features
      YoC_ 5 aug
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    • Does anyone actually enjoy this shit? It couldn’t be less cringy or unfunny
      lnfinite 5 aug
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    • Why do noons try to make everything about them
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    • Nah they give it to the person who asks for the check
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    • I'm assuming they give it to the person who answers: "one" when asked how the check is being split.
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    • i normally would just set it down in front of whichever asked for the check (or answered that it was one check). if neither of those occured, than i'd put it in the middle of them.
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    • They literally give it to whoever responds in any fashion of acknowledgement of the bill
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    • It’s pathetic that people think just because two people of the same sex are eating together that they’re gay. If a waiter or waitress straight up told me that they probably wouldn’t get a tip
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    • Or they give the check to the one who asked for one check
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    • Or she gave it to you because you asked you dumbfuck
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    • Don’t they usually just hand it to the one that asked for the check?
      PS2014 5 aug
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    • Middle of table or to person who said one check
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    • As a customer that eats out regularly, the check is usually put in the center near-ish the edge
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    • I guess the worlds a small place, cus ive seen this 3 times already
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    • ZSM1 5 aug
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    • Why do you people have make everything sexual
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    • Whoever asks for the check is usually who the waiter will put it down by.... y’all retarded
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    • mnatsfan 5 aug
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    • I mean, I would set it in front of whoever requested the check...
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    • I forgot that you can't eat with a friend, otherwise it means you want to fuck each other in the ass
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    • Lol. I read it as "eating out"
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    • As a server, if they ask for the ticket before I can get it out to them, I give the ticket to whoever asked for it. Otherwise, I put it in the center.
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    • content not available more
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    • I'm assuming it is more along the lines of who engages more with the waiter or waitress while at the resteraunt
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    • it would prob go to the person that asks for the single check..
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    • I don’t care if you’re a man or a woman I give the check to whoever asked for it
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    • I used to just put it in the middle of the table
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    • 99% of the time the waiter just puts the ticket at the middle end of the table for whichever person to grab
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    • Bruh fr? Why cant two friends just go and get food man whys it gotta be gay
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    • My best friend and I (he's gay, I'm not) have a tally for who's given the bill. I'm winning by a lot
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    • I've never had a check put down in front of anyone. Always in the middle of the table or centered between us on the edge if there were only two.
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    • Usually, they give it to the person who requests the single check first. Because when you ask for the check, you’re asking to pay, so they give it to you and not your friend. Try it.
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    • Or they give it to who ever asked for the check
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    • Dont they usually just plop it on the middle of the table.
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    • FUCK this top and bottom shit
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    • Or maybe the one who ASKED for the check GETS the check?
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    • God I hate women so much
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    • Maybe they think one person looks like a poor person
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    • Hey can I get a count on this is this the 2nd or 3rd time this has been featured
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    • 🤣:"ni🅱️🅱️a if you ever went to the movie theater and the usher rips your tickets before your homey then you KNOW he has just realized you're into vore lmaooooo so true🏃🏿‍♂️"
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    • Why is Tumblr obsessed with who’s the top and who’s the bottom
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    • I just give it to the person that asked for one check
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    • I’m going to have to do this one day. Tho I’m not entirely sure I buy the whole “they decided you’re the top” thing. Like if you were the one to request it be on one check, the waiter/waitress might assume that you’re the one paying for it. Same if your company asked for it to be on one check🤷‍♀️
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    • Honestly everyone assumes shit.
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    • I'm constipated as fuck right now I wish I had someone who would massage the shit out of my intestines then eat it
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    • Imagine Being on Tumblr and thinking everything ever has to do with some gay bullshit.
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    • They usually set it down in the middle.
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    • Check goes it front of whoever requested one check
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    • Its usually just the one who talks the most, loudest when ordering tbh
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    • Actually they just set it down and go to another table without giving it a second thought. They don't give a fuck about that shit, they're trying to do their job.
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    • My boyfriend and I have this rule where whoever suggest we go out to eat is the one who pays, and I suggest it more often than him so I pay and whenever our waiter is an older man they always make some comment about me wearing the pants or something like that.
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    • Not funny. Didn't laugh. Keep this gay shit on Tumblr.
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