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    • My brother made me call him once so he had an excuse to leave class
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    • Z00TCH 9 aug
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    • The people saying “just be an adult and leave” have never been stalked by someone they said no to before
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    • Idk why I'm doing this but it's my birthday. Not asking for likes just wanted at least one person to see this ┐( ˘_˘)┌
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    • My boy went on a date and she just wanted a free meal so i called him a taxi and got him out of there. She came in sweat pants a dirty tshirt unbathed and unkept anf ordered alot of shit so he left her to figure the bill out after he payed his half which was like a small steak and salad
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    • Am I the only one that had a hard time reading this?
      AZ_Tea 9 aug
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    • Would say just grow some balls and get out of there yourself but in some cases... you would like die
      Tosie 9 aug
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    • I had my friend do this during a REALLY bad date (felt unsafe, not tryna be a bitch and ghost) and my friend called and you just heard him screaming "THE BABYS COMING"
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    • Me and my roommate here in college don’t have great relationships with our extended families, so every break between semesters we come up with a code phrase to text to get out of situations and meet back up at our apartment
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    • Happened with me an my best friend of 9 years. He texted me saying he went out to dinner with a girl that talked to him in one of his classes. Once he arrived there, she came around the corner with cat ears and a tail hanging out of her ass. Two of her friends were with her, and one of them was a P1
      Lorian 9 aug
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    • Why don't you just say you want to leave? "I think I'm gonna head out for tonight" "aaaa man u gotta staaaau" "nah, I kinda want to chill at home for a bit" "aight g". I never felt the need to lie tbh
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    • NGL, my mom always backed me up when my annoying friends wanted me to hang out lmfaooo. I could hop on messenger and she'd call me in like 5 mins saying "No you're coming home this instant, you need to clean ____" then I'd come home and play wii
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    • I have a deep voice and helped a friend get out of class once, I was on the phone with a teacher and I said “This is his father and he has an appointment with the doctor and needs to come home immediately” and the teacher was like Okay sir.
      Ianmci 9 aug
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    • I think i need friends in general?
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    • Had to reread this like 5 times holy fuck
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    • I would start cracking tf up if they were crying in speaker and ruin the whole plan hahah
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    • I ditched class IN THE MIDDLE OF IT to go see Infinity War on Opening day. Had a buddy spam the FUCK out of my phone after I told my teacher I was waiting on an important call from my mom. He got so concerned he let me leave. I put on the greatest performance of my life to go see IW with the boys.
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    • I've texted my friends "Yo, where I was I today?" Because I snuck off with a girl and my parents weren't ok with me dating. And he texted back "at my place? What kind of dumb question is that" true homie.
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    • My group of friends and I have a phrase so that if someone is watching us text and the when we get into sticky situations like that they wouldn’t suspect donkey dick
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    • YOU HAD ONE CHANCE TO SAY ITS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT AND YOU FAILED. I KNEW YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
      ProxyP 9 aug
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    • if its someone you just aren’t feeling a connection with, then tell them. don’t ghost them. but if you’re feeling creepy vibes from them then that’s when i empathize and understand. but you’re adults, you need to start using your big boy/girl words
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    • Had my homie call me when I was at this girls house lol I didnt want to make her feel like a hoe but I wanst tryna stay the night
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    • I understand it's more so polite to get out of an uncomfortable situation but if this was on a date, use your words
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    • My friend did this when I almost got a ticket, man, having a friend with a deep ass voice as a teenager worked wonders. noon was my dad for almost anything i got in trouble for😂
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    • “Be an adult and be honest” sometimes the truth will hurt someone a lot more than just an excuse. And you don’t want to embarrass them in front of a lot of people. So just get out of there and tell them later with a text. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
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    • My mom is so awesome she would do that for my brother and make up all kinds of amazing stories. We would all laugh about it when he got home grateful to be done with the date
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    • My friends talk like this...
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    • I was having a really hard time dealing with the loss of a family member, and my older brother took me early out of school one day to eat lunch, watch a movie, and hang out with the him and his friends.
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    • I do this with my friends too, jk I don’t have any
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    • I’ve sent a dick pic back to a guy who sent one of my female friends an unwanted dick pic.
      Assheart 9 aug
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    • No that’s some high school girl type shit right there
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    • I lost almost all my friends when i graduated. The ones that stayed are this level of a friend.
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    • Was at a person's house for the first time, it was beyond awkward and the dudes parents were fighting. I just went to my settings and played my ring tone, then had a fake conversation and said I had to leave
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    • I made my roommate call me once when I was with a girl i didn’t wanna be with. She fucking calls saying “ANON, THE FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE, COME HELP ME” we lived right around the corner from this bitch🤦‍♂️
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    • "If you don't have friends who will bend backwards, walk on their hands, and scream the cries of the deceased below them, you need new friends"
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    • Ngl, that’s friend goals
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    • Real chads just walk the fuck out
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    • "Oh man, that sounds bad. I'll tag along with you."
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    • jokes on u i dont have friends
      smuigna 12 aug
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    • Had a stroke reading that
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    • I'd do this for just about anyone. I love being chaotic
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    • I went to hang out with this one young woman who was a bit off putting in the first like 10min of me being there. And I didnt want to be outright mean and leave so I texted my friend pretty much the same thing and then he came to get me not long after.
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    • Or you can be an adult and remove yourself from the situation just cuz you want to....
      Xalpho 9 aug
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    • I think I had a stroke just reading the top part
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    • My friends today gave me the best birthday party ever until the cops showed up but then we went to another house and partied in the basement best day of my life party just ended
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    • I could not read the caption for shit
      The_Link 9 aug
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    • I don't have friends
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    • My mom does this for me. Because its easy for someone to say "its just a friend you don't HAVE to go" but if its mom then you can leave anywhere
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    • You guys have friends?
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    • I only have one friend and they live 2 hours away. The money is better here in the city, but I miss my home town. Too bad all the machine shops there pay 1 chicken and a stale ticktac per week.
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    • I came home one time. I was told it was a shitstorm inside, I left to play some videogames at a friends house. Came back 3 hours later after everything calmed down.
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    • Anyone else have a stroke trying to read that
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    • My mom had me call her once to get out of a terrible first date lmao
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    • I have a husband and kids for that. Nothing gets you out of an unwanted social event like your 13 year old calling and saying she just got her period. Nobody's going to question it or try to stop me.
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    • My friend got roofied and she called me to pick her up, but I stalled until the effects fully took over so my homie could get some good pumps in before I took her home
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    • Just leave idiot. Heres what you do you say “hey, you know how the point of a date is to find out whether or not you like someone? Well i just found out, and im going home, have a nice night.”
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    • When the dates going well and then she starts talking about manspreading
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    • I don't have friends
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    • I dont evan have family that would do this for me
      JaredPena 10 aug
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    • iF yOu dOnT hAvE fRiEnDs LiKe tHeSe yOu nEeD nEw fRiEnDs
      fultucla 10 aug
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    • What friends?
      Delusion 10 aug
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    • Since I still live at home while going through community college I use my mother as an excuse to leave situations. Its honestly really fucking nice
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    • If you dont know how to use a fucking comma, get new teachers. Reading that gave me a seizure.
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    • ENGLISH PEOPLE DO U SPEAK IT
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    • I’ve had friends do this shit to get me out of work😂
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    • One day my dad picked me up from school because he wanted to go eat ice cream and watch a movie
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    • I’m gonna stop you at “have friends”
      Nyfe 9 aug
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    • I don’t have friends at all
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    • Used to work at a call center... had this guy I worked with who would always reset his phone so I was in front of him to take calls. I’d have my gf call and ask some dumbass question so it would put him back in place ;)
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    • If friends do this for you, you are fucking family for life
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    • On your feet soldier! We! Are! Leaving!
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    • or just like don’t be fake
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    • Honestly I wish my friends would. Uncomfortable situations are the absolute worst and I’ve even had instances where I say I need to leave and they force me to let them come and then idk where to go
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    • Guys just don’t seem to understand that if women are with a stranger on the first date, they might come up with an excuse to leave bc they can’t be sure that the guy won’t be violent and forceful if they are rejected.
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    • Sometimes I'd text my mom "I'm gonna ask you something real quick, say no." Then I'd delete the message and let my friends see me send the text asking permission. 😅
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    • Or grow up and just say honestly I’m not having a good time and just leave.
      Kevwoz 9 aug
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    • *Me wishing I had friends who I felt close to and who wanted to be with me as I listen to Mr Brightside for the fourth time today*
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    • I’d do this for my friends
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    • I wanna know the situation
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    • Me and my friends do a code green blue red and black green and blue are wing man situations and red and black are get me tf out
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    • I got invited to my co workers private party and I really didn't feel comfortable with them but I didn't want to say no and be rude so I had my sis call me in an emergency and it worked. But I got invited again so...
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    • Once, I had a text from a random number in the evening. Probably like 8 or 9pm... and it was this guy who said he was on a date with another guy he met online and needed out quickly, he texted my number by mistake (1 digit off) I just told him to add me to contacts as Brother and I would call
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    • The inverse of this: whenever someone calls and has me on for a long time I have my mom yell at me and tell me to do dishes and get off the phone.
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    • Anyone else feel like this is wrong and borderline manipulative? Making up an emergency should not be a thing people have to do in any circumstance really. I love my friends to death and none of them have ever asked me to do this, even my day ones since kindergarten
      Unwound 9 aug
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    • My friends aren't lil bitches and can just leave because they want to
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    • Have your friend do it once and just record it. Then play it when you need it
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    • Ok, you do this regardless of gender. If someone messages you in this situation, you get them out. Better to have a false alarm that someone you care about get hurt
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    • Top comment is for gays and furries
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    • Collective is a dangerous place
      _Jackal 9 aug
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    • What are friends?
      Trauma 9 aug
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    • You had friends before college??
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    • Someone edit that meme "You guys are getting paid?" to "You guys have friends?"
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    • I'd have to get friends first
      EmiIio 14 aug
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    • I just need friends in general
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    • I can't tell if this is a girl on a date or a guy in class
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