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    • There’s a difference in “how airplanes fly” and “how to fly an airplane”
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    • And then I fuck it up and end up in a worse situation
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    • Me entering a pyramid scheme
      Kaizoku 25 jul
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    • If i was a pilot id do that just to fuck with ppl
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    • chris64h 25 jul
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    • Tha what my dad did. He was not making very much money and he overheard someone complaining about their current LIMS software, so he approached them and sold his services even though he didn’t know how to spell programming. He learned c# on his lunch breaks every day and managed to get by, and now
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    • You know what. This finally inspired me to join that independent wrestling promotion down the street. My first match is against this dude named New Jack. Wish me luck.
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    • My dad didn’t know how to operate a giant GIANT fuckin CAT machine (don’t remember which one) and someone asked for someone to do it, he jumped in and taught himself then and there and made a good chunk of cash
      CharFil 26 jul
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    • Funny thing is, I know that dude in real life and he teaches in a flight school.
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    • SHE NEEDS A TRACHEOTOMY IS ANYONE A DOCTOR??
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    • They fly with PFM (Pure Fucking Magic)
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    • Fake it til' you make it
      Neno1313 25 jul
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    • But what if I don’t wanna?
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    • You know what meme. I had a dream where I was offered the position of Vice President and I didn’t know how to answer because I didn’t take any political science courses. Now I know.
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    • This actually happened. An airline pilot recently retired after many many years of flying and never actually had a license.
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    • Whenever I see somebody asking for tc
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    • Brain surgery for dummies
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    • I was going to become a pilot just to troll people and travel around the world. While I am at it make at least one friend to every country I visit
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    • To be fair, that’s still pretty good advice
      Darther 26 jul
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    • Follow your dreams man. I just won’t be following with you
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    • I’m sorta doing that with a job I’m starting soon. I mean I have relevant experience and good qualifications but it’s a pretty big step up in responsibility. Passion career I’m really excited but nervous too gonna be a lot of work
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 25 jul
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    • See, you could accept it not knowing at all if it’s a good deal or not
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    • If you're ambitious it works.
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    • My dad played beer pong with him in Saint Thomas and said he was pretty down to earth and overall great guy
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    • Just like the tosh.o comedy skit
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    • Thank god I'm not funny popular. Fuck that noise
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    • Okay but who's gonna ask you to pilot an airplane?
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    • That’s a fucking lie, Teddy Roosevelt said it first, bitch. Don’t take credit for the Bull Moose’s work, you Charlie Sheen lookin motherfucker.
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    • Me becoming a tutor at my college math center
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    • Yeah, but I’m not getting opportunities.
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    • isn't flying a modern airliner really simple due to all the automation?
      Lukewarm5 28 jul
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    • God im a pilot I might do this shit. Thats fantastic
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    • Thqts a physics book
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    • I kinda really want to be a pilot via the navy. But I'm afraid I'm too retarted and wont make it through the process
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    • My brother in law must have taken only the first part of this advice
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    • i have no exp in sales but my dad said its a job opening and you dont have much to lose, so applied they loved my charisma and how easygoing i was, but denied me from the job. however bc of that interview i was offered intern 3 positions. you may not get what you want, but you wont leave losing
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    • Sounds just like an asshole CEO.
      MlemFox 27 jul
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    • He forgot to mention you need billions of dollars
      jstarks21 27 jul
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    • When did we get a dislike button on features?
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    • As an aviation major, I find this clever, I still laugh even though it’s not my first time seeing this meme!
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    • I wasnt certified but learned to drive a forklift by myself. I became amazing att it. Then i got certified lol
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    • The bakery I work at asked if I knew how to bake and use the oven said I was trained a little bit so they gave me the job as baker and I just learned.
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    • Ok 2003.
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    • That's physics. He needs an instruction manual.
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    • Yeah, shame that his overpriced phone company sucks and he hates the country that made him rich as fuck...
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    • Or just wing it
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    • But he's reading How Airplanes Fly not How to Fly an Airplane.
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    • There's certain things you mayyy want to learn to do first. Just something to tell you.
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    • The pilot be like:
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    • That's basically how I learned most of my games as a casino dealer, learning them would mean me having to go to work on my day off to sit in a class for a few hours, instead I just say yes when they ask if I know a game, then have them give me a "quick refresher" I've never had issues that way.
      MegaMerf 26 jul
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    • My son has the same book!!
      Nael_Mama 26 jul
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    • This is the spot in in now. Great opportunity but not sure if I got what it takes. Might have to say yes and let the chips fall where they may.
      VidJunky 26 jul
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    • "How to fly a plane" and "how planes fly" are two very different things
      TNTNuke 26 jul
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    • This is not something to be praised, this is dishonesty and mediocrity at it's best. The real solution is to invest in educating people
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    • Fuck it, we'll do it live.
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    • Kind of true. To an extent. Worst case scenario, you suck at it. I’m not talking about flying an airplane… I’m just talking in general… But what happens if generally speaking you start learning said position? “GeT GoOd”? Grats!
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    • Terrible advice
      iQFacts 26 jul
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    • How to build houses, or how to be a firefighter
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    • Very good advice for an actor or performer, but maybe not an much for like a technical field or something
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    • I'd be lucky to get an offer...bam!
      AngieWong 26 jul
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    • No joke, I did that with a company who asked me if I flew drones (I didn't). It was a great opportunity, though, so I said yes, studied overnight to pass the 107 test, bought a basic drone from Best Buy, and was making money two days later. That was 4 years ago, and I'm now a commercial drone pilot.
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    • Teddy Roosevelt said it first
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    • Maybe he's reading about the engineering behind an airplane. It's really complex
      Maikial 26 jul
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    • I was asked to animate a guy's logo even though I didn't know how to but I said yea I can do that. Worked out fine.
      Popps 25 jul
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    • Promotion was not worth it
      Blorange 25 jul
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    • No no. For real. I made it to department Manager in Grocery store in this pandemic after losing my server job all because whenever they asked "Can you, would you or do you know how to" I just said yes and learned as I went. Sink or swim, and i hate water
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    • I think that's how presidents are elected.
      KemonPoe 25 jul
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    • That's piggy backing off Roosevelt's quote.
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    • That's what I do! Except I dissapoint the people that give me opportunities because I'm less than mediocre at everything
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    • HEY iFunny!!! Can you please fix your ads? I keep getting these sinful puzzle ads and I don't know why!
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    • What you are supposed to say is “Let me think about it” and then think about it. When you allow your brain to sit on a decision it is a lot better.
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    • I wouldve been absolutely terrified if I was about to get on a plane and I saw this
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    • Ill read it just to figure out how to be fly😔
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    • This has got to be one of the worst inspirational quotes
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    • No see the book doesnt say "how to fly an airplane" he knows what hes doing. He just doesmt understand "how airplanes fly"
      Zefery 25 jul
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    • Or you can just keep voting them into office saying the other party is racist
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    • Isn’t that the CEO of Virgin Airlines?
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    • Flying isn’t too hard tbh
      BrunoBoi 25 jul
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    • Bad advice
      Nik04 25 jul
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    • Pilots are constantly studying and refreshing themselves on what they have to know. Might not be the best place for him to be doing it but it’s not like it’s not normal for him to be studying
      decisions 25 jul
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    • He probably runs a pyramid scheme and just wants people to join
      MiniTuba 25 jul
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    • How to give someone CPR
      peedersa 25 jul
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    • Richard Branson looks like a Skyrim npc
      jl190 25 jul
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    • Terrible idea
      BrunoBoi 25 jul
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    • If you can’t astound them with your brilliance baffle them with your bull shit
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    • Or come out of the flight deck wearing dark dark big sunglasses holding a stick and poking it at the ground to get to the laboratory
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    • You don't need to know how something works to use it. I'll bet 9/10 of you can't explain how exactly your car works but still drive.
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    • Yeah, this only works depending on the job/opportunity.
      DobisP 25 jul
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    • Dive right in folks, head first! Unless its surgery, there's always time to live up to your intial lie.
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    • Reading a book "how airplanes fly" as a pilot just seems like he's trying to grasp a better understanding to everything that's happening while he flies. It doesn't mean he doesn't know how to fly
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    • You don't have to know how a plane flies to be able to pilot it
      Santclare 25 jul
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    • No
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    • It's gone. Why do my comments keep disappearing?
      Miith 25 jul
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    • Why do my comments disappear?
      Miith 25 jul
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