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    • *pulls out Glock* okay any volunteers
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    • I’ll die via burning down the university.
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    • We need a shuttle bus to hit a student carrying a flamethrower who then accidentally burns down half the campus causing someone The is taking a test to have a heart attack and die during the test
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    • I feel an arson spree might happen now that you posted this good job
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    • What if just like one college in my university burns down? There’s like 250 buildings on campus I doubt the whole thing would burn
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    • Gosh man, Thanos really seems more true every second a quote is established on the internet. Eyeah
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    • What about the people working on their masters or doctorate?
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    • I bet the Notre Dame students are happy
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    • if a university burns down everyone gets a bachelors? bullshit
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    • Step 1: enroll in university. Step 2: burn down university. Step 3: graduate with 4 year degree within just a week of enrolling.
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    • Everything besides the degree thing checks out
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    • Okay I dunno about the immediate degree thing. Dont think that would work out unless you're very close to getting it or only have electives left
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    • Yee yee juice < ricardo sauce
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    • Shuttle bus you say??
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    • What did you even search up to get that answer
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    • Imagine getting a degree in something you know nothing about
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    • Bus thing definitely isn’t true. At freshman orientation we were told that now colleges require a signed form stating they aren’t responsible for that if it happens 🤷‍♀️
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    • the second one seems a bit far fetched
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    • Unless ur graduating and its your last semester, ur most likely not getting the degree. The bus one is true at my school and it rly gets tempting sometimes
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    • Idk if it's that true
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    • Its funny the price you pay to get into college is the equivalent of getting your ass smacked by a mini bus.
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    • My new plan is to go to college and at the final exam kill myself so everyone can pass
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    • If a student dies and somehow comes to life again on campus, they earn an instant master’s degree
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    • So if you could get a shuttle to run through and destroy the building, killing you in the process, everyone wins! ...except you
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    • Do a little research b4 flapping your gums, Wiki says "Pass by catastrophe is an academic urban legend proposing that if some particular catastrophic event occurs, students whose performance could have been affected by the event are automatically awarded passing grades… "
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    • i volunteer as tribute! get me tf out
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    • Whose ready to take one for the team?
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    • And why won't they just transfer to another university to finish their degree?
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    • So basically you’ll get a degree you didn’t earn and don’t know how to do shit with it? Uh. Ok.
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    • Springtrap: finally *takes out gas and a lighter* my time has come.
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    • *but you still have to pay off all your loans
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    • If your university burns down, you get a bachelor's degree without finishing your course? So in other words, you have a degree that you didn't earn and you don't actually have the knowledge that someone with said degree should have. That's a bs fact if I've ever seen one
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    • Alright who’s gonna shoot themselves so I can get through finals ?
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    • This is true. Some bunch of students passed an AP exam because some kid commit suicide by jamming pencils up his nostrils straight into his head.
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    • Well if my surgeon passed college by catastrophe then I would be a little concerned
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    • Never thought I'd actually want to get hit by a bus...
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    • Putting a lot of faith in a Wikipedia article
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    • The professor's face when it's just me and him after every other student "mysteriously died" during an exam
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    • this happened to us last year
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    • I dont the local nuclear engineer to be there out of bad luck though
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    • I want to see the fucking bus in 5 minutes
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    • Source: wikipedia lol 😂
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    • It’s clobbering time
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    • Guess I’ll put arsenic in someone’s water bottle during a test
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    • Guess I gotta burn down my school
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    • Someone needs to take one for the team
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    • WAYAMENT THAT'S WHY IN HEALTH CLASS WE BINGE WATCH MY 600 POUND LIFE
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    • Actually the thing about is someone dies you pass is a real thing my teacher passed away when I was failing I had a 23% in the class they gave everyone a c minimum that was the only reason I passed hs
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    • No joke..at Az St University if your dorm mate dies, you get all A's for that semester.
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    • I volunteer as tribute
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    • FUCK. I was so close to being hit by a bus on campus while on the crosswalk but I dodged it.
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    • Imagine hiring a dude with a 4 year degree but was taught nothing.
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    • danganronpa
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    • Aight who's taking one for the team?
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    • College students:
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    • Guess who’s jumping in front of a campus shuttle bus 🙋🏻‍♂️
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    • Let’s not forget that this is on the wiki...
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    • Holy fuck that sounds awesome
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    • I'll take a the hit by campus shuttle until I get a doctorate
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    • All these people think of arson to get their bachelors but can’t even spell arson in the first place
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    • Imagine taking your first semester when the school somehow burns down and you automatically get a bachelors even though you only took 3 classes related to your major and 2 fillers to meet financial aid requirements
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    • But death and arson doesn’t make you qualified to do shit... if this is true, then the education system depreciated the value of a degree to a point to where it’s not useful to have
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    • The fact that college is so expensive that people really think about this kind of stuff...
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    • Somebody said this before our AP exams and the room got really tense for a minute
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    • Welp time to be an arsonist.
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    • Your degree will be worthless then
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    • Take one for the team
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    • If if a University is destroyed gets
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    • Brb gunna burn down my university
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    • None of this is true
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    • What if a kid sacrifices himself?
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    • Welp, I guess I'm gonna practice my bus diving
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    • All these kids want everything handed to them smh
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    • Time to get hit by a bus
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    • Currently thinking of ways to perform arsen and get away with it at my university.
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    • Yes give everyone bachelors so they get a job that they cannot do because they didn’t learn it
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    • Yeah, we had classmates die quite often including cancer and suicide and not one person got a complimentary A or degree out of it.
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    • If your roommate dies, you pass your finals with an A at my school. Let's just say my roommate might not come back next semester
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    • Now will people understand what these school shooters are doing for our community!!
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    • This isn’t true but ok
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    • Someone better fucking die when I take this exam
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    • Just enroll in every college
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    • That explains all the school shootings
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    • Let’s see 50 no wait scratch that we’d easily need 150 amped up fraternity members each with a sledge and 2 spares, 10 jack hammers , 12 battering rams and or lock pick sets , crate of low grade explosives and large spool of fuse , obviously 150 full black outfits with ski masks, knock out gas and
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    • Anyone see "dead man on campus" this is pretty much that movie.
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    • Sounds like we all know what we need to do
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    • A soul for a soul
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    • Clicks on link, sees that the first sentence says it's an urban legend.
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    • Have read that exact article and I'm pretty sure that exactly above that it says something along the lines of it's actually a commonly held myth that...
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    • Hey who wants to reenact the Battle of Belhalla and burn down a college
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    • Time to get hit by a bus
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    • Notice that the words the person typed are ‘if a university gets destroyed’
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    • “Just like shootin’ womp rats, eh kid?”
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    • BURN IT DOWN!!
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