If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Fun drinking game:
Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure that you are healthy and hydrated
Fun drinking game: Take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure that you are healthy and hydrated
knew a guy who sold weed in high school & college. One time he made pot brownies to sell. In the process, he discovered a love for baking. Dude's a
pastry chef now, wears cute aprons.
SS
was not expecting that.
vile vile
1 oct 2020
knew a guy who sold weed in high school & college. One time he made pot brownies to sell. In the process, he discovered a love for baking. Dude's a pastry chef now, wears cute aprons. SS was not expecting that.
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the
night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
pudariferous
21 sep 2020
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence
Republican
Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen
Libertarian
@ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker
Green
Don Blankenship, William Mohr
Constitution
Woah.
Write-in
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence Republican Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris Democratic Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen Libertarian @ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker Green Don Blankenship, William Mohr Constitution Woah. Write-in
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
NICE COCK
TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
namedate namedate
16 jun
NICE COCK TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
AriesL AriesL
27 jan 2021
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
Boo!
Ha ppy Halloween!
anonymous_siracha anonymous_siracha
31 oct 2020
Boo! Ha ppy Halloween!
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
disappointment
Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.
That's a lot of damage
xDarkMemes xDarkMemes
25 sep 2020
disappointment Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first. That's a lot of damage
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
therothinator
23 sep 2020
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it