• If plastic is made out of
petroleum, and petroleum is made
out of fossils and fossils are
dinosaurs, then plastic
dinosaurs are real dinosaurs
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    • If the same particles from the Big Bang formed around earth which evolved into life and form the elements of our body, than your mom and I are the same person.
      Fish4 6 jul
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    • I use the dinosaurs to create the dinosaurs
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    • Yeah, petroleum is not made from fossils, and even if it was, not all fossils are dinossurs
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    • A guy named Randal Monroe calculated the approximate percentage of plastic dinosaurs that are made with real dinosaurs. Pretty interesting read tbh
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    • Footage 7 jul
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    • Life... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finds a way
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    • Life... finds a way...
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    • Does that mean the kardashians are dinosaurs?
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    • the idea of petroleum stemming from the deceased remains of dinosaurs was a ploy to insure the public remained ignorant to the fact that petroleum is not a scarcity and is just as abundant as water.
      drock47 7 jul
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    • Stupid reaction image
      JD4wg365 7 jul
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    • Life, uhh... finds a way
      IRunShit 7 jul
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    • Petroleum was mostly algae.
      lwpack 7 jul
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    • Where the dinosaur guy with all the facts, is he safe, is he ok? dinosaurguy65
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    • You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
      UNSC 7 jul
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    • life finds a way
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    • Fossil fuels just means fuel sources that have existed for millions of years
      Viper127 7 jul
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    • My last brain cells
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    • But they're not real live dinosaurs, yet if we put electronics in them would that make them cyborgs?
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    • That’s why I have plastic dildos to fuel my dino needs. I am a guy
      Linebat 7 jul
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    • Yes. And they can be printed now.
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    • okay, and?
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    • I am the crafting recipe for an end portal frame
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    • You mean i can eat a dinosaur?!
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    • Vons 7 jul
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    • I fucked this scalie
      Boat_Man 7 jul
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    • I heard petroleum is edible as well, the only downside is your toilet session is going to stink in a very unique way.
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    • And the dumb just keeps getting dumber.
      MBrowning 10 jul
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    • Hmmm...the dinosaurs here are made out of dinosaur
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    • Most of the oil is either prehistoric forests or plankton i think.
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    • So ummmm nobody actually knows what petroleum is made from. They theorize its dinosaurs, but theres oil on other planets, and there was never any dinosaurs there. Probably. One of those two assumptions is wrong.
      6flags 10 jul
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    • As a geology major this gave me a headache
      Shackles 10 jul
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    • Now breathe. Omg. That was real, I felt my brain smothering overload.
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    • Holy shit mind fucking blown
      bigQ2019 9 jul
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    • Plants
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    • Imagine being a badass t-rex millions of years ago only to die and have your remains be made into a smaller version of you.
      Ghosters 9 jul
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    • Now you can form a sympathy link between plastic Dino’s and real ones
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    • It's more than likely formed from fossilized plants
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    • 99% of oil is plant remains tho
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    • Most oil is made from ancient plant life
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    • Life finds a way
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    • Some petroleum is made from dinosaurs but that’s a percent of a percentage. In reality most petroleum is made from algae that died and got squished for millions of years. So really it is more like being made of Dead Sea mold
      Stryga 9 jul
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    • So when I shoved dino toys up my pp hole I fucked a dino
      metrocop 9 jul
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    • And yet, a piece of the true self exists within the false self
      Kaptin_K 9 jul
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    • Wait, so you're telling me I might have been the 1st person to eat an entire dinosaur?
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    • Life uh finds a way
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    • Chicken has T rex dna in it, therefore dinosaur chicken nuggets hav dinosaurs in them
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    • Thing is fossils don’t equal oil/petroleum and most oil/petroleum is plant organic matter same for coal and peat, not to say that fossils of life forms don’t exist within peat or coal as they do but it’s not from a dinosaur
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    • Life uh .....tig ol bitties
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    • and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
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    • Petroleum is only made by pressurized decaying plant matter. 0 dinosaurs have ever been turned into plastic because bones aren’t oil
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    • If birds are evolved from dinosaurs then Dino nuggets are actually just made from the modern equivalent of dinosaurs
      EggBoii9 8 jul
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    • BACK DEMON
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    • I'll do you one better, "if oil is made of fossils then cars run on dinosaurs" my wife's response when I showed her this
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    • Reaction image gay
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    • Deductive reasoning at its finest.
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    • Petroleum is mostly plants. Like 98%
      thedon13 8 jul
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    • Life uh, uh finds a way
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    • Except for the alive part I guess
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    • Wait, but when I was a kid, I'd eat the tails of the dinos, did I technically eat a dinosaur?
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    • Bruh I used to deal the tails off those dinos, you telling me I ate dino?
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    • They don't actually use dinosaur bones for that right? It's like plant fossil and animal fossils or some shit?
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    • Bro im jerking off with dinosaurs
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    • If I use petroleum jelly as lube does that mean im having a threesome with dinosaurs!?!?
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    • If is the main word there. Unfortunately for that guy they aren’t
      DJ_Polo 8 jul
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    • Life finds a way..
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    • The mannequins in my basement are made of IRL people, but all I get are concerned looks and police visits
      jayflow 8 jul
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    • Life uh finds a way
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    • Yes because fossils are only dinosaur remains
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    • Can we get night themed memes, my fucking eyes burn
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    • Not really but I'm sure there's tons of people down here that'll tell you why
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    • davager 8 jul
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    • Petroleum is actually formed from the remains of ancient marine organisms, such as plants, algae, and bacteria
      kitman79 8 jul
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    • So does that mean that I’ve eaten dinosaur before
      dany 8 jul
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    • Life uhh...finds a way
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    • "And yet a true self still exists in the false self"
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    • So..... When I was playing Jurassic park at a kid with plastic dinosaurs.....
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    • Life uhh....uhhh...uhhh finds a way
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    • Anyone else read that in Ross's voice?
      HazelGN 7 jul
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    • Oil is made from organisms high in carbon, that’s plants, soft bodied organisms, and photosynthetic algae
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    • Queen of England is looking at this weird
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    • Not dinosaurs, plants and microorganisms are what petroleum is made from
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    • Most oil comes from sea life
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    • Oil is prehistoric algae and plant life that has broken down and turned into a flammable liquid in pockets of earth. It's got nothing to do with dinosaur
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    • Hi
      supchine 7 jul
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    • Fossil fuels aren’t made from dinosaurs fuckwits
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    • The transitive property is real
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    • It's mostly plants that turned to petroleum
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    • I always knew they moved around in my room..
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    • So my Lego Superman is a fucking dinosaur
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    • Full circle
      bous9334 7 jul
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    • That's like saying we are pencils because we are made of carbon
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    • Said that like last week
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