• "If l lose this bet, Ill
Physics teacher who proceeded to lose the
bet, take his hat, dissolve it in acid, neutralize it
with a base (making it water), pour the mixture
into his coffee, and down it in one gulp.
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    • Neutralizing an acid doesn’t make it water, it gives it the same pH as water (7). Cola and beer have a pH of about 3 and blood has a pH of about 7.4. pH is not a measure of edibility nor safety of consumption. TL:DR, this is total horse shit.
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    • Uh, it would not do that. It would create a very untasty liquid, of debatable edibility.
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    • The cringe is strong with this one. Neutralizing the acid with a base making it water? Seriously? Having a neutral ph doesn't make it water, it's still fucking plastic or leather. Pseudo intellectual bs typed by a retard.
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    • He still didn’t eat his hat he drank it
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    • Just mix bleach and sulfuric acid!! Make sure its neutral! Its completely safe to drink
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    • It’s true. I would know. I was the hat
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    • You don’t pour a base into an acid and turn it into water ya bag of hammers
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    • The laws of alchemy have been defiled, this is not equivalent exchange
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    • while a neutralization reaction does produce water, it aint the only thing it results in dumbass. so the h+ and oh- combine, big deal. I mean technically if you used HCL and NaOH it would turn into the equivalent of salt water, since NaCl is salt and turns into Na+ and Cl-, but (1/2)
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    • What a lying rat fuck. He said he'd eat that shit not drink it. Also it's not his hat anymore. It's his Ph neutral caffaqueous solution
      Bezak 9 jul
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    • Yeah that totally happened
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    • I know he made it up but wouldn’t that be chemistry?
      Oshawatt 9 jul
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    • My dude learned this for a mediocre meme and still didnt know what physics is
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    • Why physics teacher? Wouldnt it nake more sense with a chemistry teacher?
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    • So he drank his hat
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    • Yeah, no, this motherfucker fucker tried to make a shitty joke and fucked up at almost every point.
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    • Then shat blood four hours later.
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    • Every single word of what he just said was wrong
      JD4wg365 9 jul
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    • Good to know you’re all chemistry professors
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    • Either way he didnt eat his hat he drank it
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    • Yall nerds arguing about nonsense. First off, he drank it, and didn't eat it. Second, by changing the composition and structure, it's no longer a hat. So someone needs to call him out on his bs, and make him eat a hat.
      R2droid2 9 jul
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    • It’s nitpicking and not the point of the joke, but he’s trying to be clever and avoid consequences through trickery so he deserves it. Technically speaking, even if you overlook the eating drinking issue, he didn’t consume his hat because the product he consumed could no longer be reasonably 1/2
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    • Damn bro that’s crazy
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    • But that’s drinking it, not eating
      Urbanxx 10 jul
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    • AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED AND OBAMA GAVE HIM THE NOBEL PEACH PRIZE
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    • Merasmus 9 jul
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    • He drunk it and didn’t eat it. I call foul!
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    • so he drank it, he didn’t eat it
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    • Sounds more like a Chemistry teacher. Those guys are always dusolving stuff and putting crap on fire
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    • Please dissolve your hat in hydrochloride acid and then neutralize it with sodium hydroxide and drink it and tell me how that goes please
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    • He drank it then. Never ate it
      Sman_Sam 9 jul
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    • well, technically, he drank his hat!
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    • Bruh
      Webber07 9 jul
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    • he still didnt eat the hat
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    • I'm the 60th comment to date. And to everyone saying it won't make water. You're wrong. Mixing the most common of acids and bases yields salt water.
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    • But then he drank it, he didn't eat it
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    • he didn’t have to flex that hard
      grouchy 9 jul
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    • He said he would EAT how own hat, not DRINK it! CHEATER!
      Sensino 9 jul
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    • Eat my shorts
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    • That’s not eating that’s drinking.
      Yatsuto 9 jul
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    • Beuh
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    • Bruh
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    • Just like that one guy from “WordGirl”.
      Nabbit 12 jul
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    • Bruh
      Oshawatt 9 jul
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    • Not making it water but making it no longer acidic
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    • Physics??? I haven’t taken a single physics class that talked at all about acids or bases let alone had them on hand that’s fucking chemistry, chem 101 at that. Sweet fuck there’s so much wrong with this
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    • So he drank it?
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    • doesnt count drank it. try again bub
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    • Uhhh... dont drink chemicals no matter how acidically neutral they are
      bWax967 8 jul
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    • Hahah where’d u find this? Zeffirelli’s
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    • hornygal 8 jul
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    • Neutralization does generate water but you’ll still be left with a salt of some sort and whatever a dissolved hat consists of
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    • Sources: dude trust me
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    • An acid strong enough to dissolve a hat in short order would require an equally strong base to neutralize.... which would result in a rather violent reaction...and that's not including the now sludgy hat
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    • so he lied and he drank it
      FATCHONK 12 jul
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    • No he didn't but ok faglord
      Generiq 12 jul
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    • I think about this a lot and I hope he didn’t have a strong emotional attachment to the hat
      feeds98 12 jul
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    • He said eat though not drink
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    • You can't just transmute a hat into water. He just made it have a pH of 7
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    • Someone failed physics and is bad at stories
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    • Wouldn’t that be super salty?
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    • This is retarded on so many levels if youve ever taken one chemistry class
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    • but thats chemistry
      ct6669 11 jul
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    • I mean, no
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    • Neutralizing an acid does not make it water. Please do not attempt this in any way.
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    • i’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500, alex
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    • He did bot fulfill the requirement as ge drank the hat, rather than eating it.
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    • That dude in jimmy neutron just straight up ate it he don’t need no science
      Zecjwae 11 jul
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    • Noise
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    • He drank it he didn’t eat it
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    • I don’t think it would be water. Liquid maybe but not water
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    • That's drinking. The last step needs to be freezes it so you can eat it.
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    • But it's no longer his hat at that point. What we refer to as specifc objects is a particular arrangement of the material world at certain time. For example, if I melt a statue and make a ring I'm sure as hell not wearing a statue on my finger.
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    • Anybody remember that scene from Jimmy Neutron?
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    • Acid and base creates water and a salt. In this case, probably a substrate of all the toxic shit his hat was made of and the chemical byproducts of what dissolved the hat 🧪 🧢
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    • Yeah but he did say eat!
      zeeune 11 jul
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    • That is not what that does:/
      0ffff 11 jul
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    • That doesn’t make water, and your teacher is dead
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    • If this was real he probably just planned it out and had a hat made of some weird material that can be dissolved by something also edible. Idk much about that typa stuff and it’s probably fake anyways.
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    • I too was once this stupid. I thought all liquid was water. Actually i am still currently pretty stupid, but thats not the point.
      ynw_turts 11 jul
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    • Suddenly everyone on iFunny is a fucking Chemist
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    • Bruh
      _itzkatie 11 jul
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    • ThAt'S nOt EaTiNg HiS hAt ThAt'S DrInKiNg HiS hAt.
      chekash 11 jul
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    • Ok that def isn’t water you fuckwhit
      Drby 11 jul
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    • Titrate a tide pod then you can survive eating the forbidden pizza rolls
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    • an aqueous solution of acid mixed with an aqueous solution of base will yield a salt and some water
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    • Also technically he didn't eat it, he drank it.
      SugarT1ts 11 jul
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    • He drank it, it needs to be solid
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    • Technically that's drinking, but point made.
      kmbjuly 11 jul
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    • Couldn’t he guy who is failing chemistry
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    • And then proceded to die from injesting toxic hat
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    • How does neutralizing it make it water?
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    • Butch from jimmy neutron did it first.
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    • Drinking it shouldn't count
      Shifter 10 jul
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    • I’m pretty sure neutralizing an acid doesn’t turn it into water, and I doubt it makes it safe to drink.
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