• If I were the Secretary of Defense, or
Commander in Chief, I'd contract Nerf to
make inert tomahawk missiles, that way when
a country like Iran, or North Korea get a little
upity, I'd launch a massive Nerf strike on all
targets just to let them know how bad it could
be if they don't settle down.
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    • Picture this your a little Iranian kid war all around you, suddenly you hear the sound of a loud whistle coming from the sky, GIGANTIC blue and orange nerd darts start taking out buildings. The screams of your crushed neighbor ring in your ear, you start to run as one of the giant foam pillers
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    • Why don’t we just play airsoft with other countries to settle beef.
      Kn1fe 12 jan
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    • Honestly nerf or nothing
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    • Just set up a live demonstration. Drop a moab, break some windows, set up a dummy vehicle convoy then hit it with a CBU-105. Just sit down some belligerents and say "You only exist because the UN says I can't annihilate you for being a punk. But I can and I will as soon as I can justify it."
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    • True but then they could use that to their advantage and prepare, knowing what our targets and strategy would be
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    • Fucking over the citizens of iran is stupid. The government painted the us flag on the floor of a building so people would walk over it but the citizens went out of their way and formed lines to avoid stepping on it, the arent the enemy their government is
      slattttt 13 jan
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    • That’s a Russian missile truck
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    • Rvin 12 jan
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    • Lmfao they have retaliatory systems set up so if they see a missile trajectory aimed at them they bomb everything in sight. Do this to North Korea and all of Seoul would be dust because they have thousands of artillery aimed at Seoul
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    • I like what Trump did better
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    • That sounds like a great idea for a YouTube animation.
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    • It’s Nerf or nothing!
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    • There will definitely be nothing left after this nerf is used
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    • Guys please I need help on my geometry homework can you please help me
      realcrow 12 jan
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    • Why don’t we attack their economy? Knock out the water pumps and power stations and any open farming grounds and prevent as much import as we can and let them stave until they surrender?
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    • GTA Chernobog lmao
      Gordobbb 13 jan
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    • It’s Nerf or Nothing!
      jovas8 15 jan
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    • Except they’d see missiles coming on radar and launch their arsenal at us
      Mickle1 12 jan
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    • When is the patch where they nerf nukes coming out
      Eeree 12 jan
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    • Apparently I wasn't the only one imagining a dud aimed and fired at all of them
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    • Then our missiles would only go as far as North Korean “intercontinental” ballistics
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    • Honestly need or nothing
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    • Theyd honestly fire everything they have immediatly. Dumb plan. But an entertaining one
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    • PorkSword 12 jan
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    • You got my vote 😁
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    • Someone tweet this at donald trump and see what happens
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    • Iran should get some nice boomerang missiles
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    • This guy just solved international tensions
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    • All fun and games until it KGB
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    • Nerf or nothing
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    • You know how many times we were so close to blowing up the entire planet due to faulty radars and shit? We do the nerf tactic and they'll probably mistake it for a real missile.
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      Chirin 12 jan
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    • Waste of money
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    • The missile is filled with small nerfed darts in case you were wondering.
      Jadon126 12 jan
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    • You're gonna loose every missile
      KeithOrt 12 jan
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    • It’s nerf or nothing
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    • Until they do the same to us and we freak out
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    • I'd vote for u based upon that alone
      chiroaz 12 jan
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    • Or just blow up a powerful general
      bowla22 12 jan
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    • Whats the easiest way to get tc?
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    • It’s nerf or nothing
      Peyton3 12 jan
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    • SIuts 12 jan
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    • Nine or nothing
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      qualityy 12 jan
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    • I mean Iran at least is somewhat justified in its anger, the US fucked them over hard.
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    • ...
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    • They’re gonna lose at least 1 dart
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    • It’s nerf or nothing
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    • Its nerf or annihilation
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    • It’s nerf or nothin bitch
      ljerome1 16 jan
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    • Bet the scream of that massive mf alone will put the area of effect in extreme terror
      MO0nW0lf 16 jan
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    • whose got that “it’s nerf or nothing” meme from a few weeks ago
      msal 16 jan
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    • Don't forget nerf nuke from wkuk
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    • It’s nerf or nothing
      skywaker 16 jan
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    • NERF OR SOMETHING
      mariobz 16 jan
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    • Its nerf or nothing
      LelandLOL 16 jan
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    • Pretty sure that'd be classed as Kinetic weaponry and you'd still initiate a war
      Grantipoo 16 jan
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    • This is brilliant
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    • I’d fucking die if the is actually did send a nerf rocket just to scare them plebs
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    • And that is how you get counter nuked
      spycrab 16 jan
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    • TRAVELS UP TO 75 FEET!!
      Sledrion 16 jan
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    • Its nerf or nothing
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    • Bomb has been nerfed there is no explosives
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    • It’s Nerf of nothing
      Ezratroy 16 jan
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    • One of my uncles helped design tomahawk missiles
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    • Nerf or nothing
      Knee 15 jan
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    • Yeah then we tweet psych when then don't destroy everything and everyone except the old ones who died of heart problems watching the missiles coming down.
      bill95490 15 jan
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    • And cost taxpayers money
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    • The sheer banshee scream this thing would make would for sure be hears crossing the ocean first
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    • OUR GOVERNMENT is the aggressor though, WE Instigate wars for profit
      qjuantum 15 jan
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    • "Its nerf or nothin"
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    • Get nerfed
      SayuriRin 15 jan
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    • NERF THIS!!
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    • They’d send a real missile back to tell you to fuck off
      siiick 15 jan
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    • Wouldn't it be a Nerf N-Strike?
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    • It's Nerf or nothing
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    • You are too dangerous to be alive
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    • That is called psychological warfare my friend
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    • Its Nerf or NOTHING!
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    • Can you imagine funding this? Pitching this idea
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    • It’s nerf or nothing
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    • We did this to North Korea a few years back. We had stealth bombers drop dummy bombs on Korean government buildings. The Koreans didn’t even know it was happening till they hit the ground.
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    • Nerf this
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    • Genius
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    • They needa nerf this.
      clrey1 15 jan
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    • Nurf or nuffin
      F250s 15 jan
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    • This probably more expensive than using an actual nuke
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    • It’s nerf or noth.... damn I lost the tomahawk
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    • What the fuck happened to the random thing I liked looking at old memes
      quinton3 15 jan
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    • Inb4 a miss in communication and they think we actually launched nukes and then they send actual nukes to us
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    • Nerf or nothing.
      HaloX627 15 jan
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    • It's nurf or NUCLEAR WARFARE!!!!!
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    • Nerf Nuke!!!
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    • This will hit one person in the eye.
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    • It's nerf or you're nothing.
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    • It’s nerf or nothing
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