If curn fast it's your fault, not mine. So don't catch no fuckin attitude with me.
You good pussy having ass BITCH.
trim_realhard_128 trim_realhard_128
24 jun 2020
If curn fast it's your fault, not mine. So don't catch no fuckin attitude with me. You good pussy having ass BITCH.
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
BasedPepe BasedPepe
22 jun
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should
I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can
I stare at her boobs now?
@DarthBoner.iFunny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
18 sep 2020
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can I stare at her boobs now? @DarthBoner.iFunny
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
iKateHikes iKateHikes
14 jun
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
rockerdude07 rockerdude07
22 sep 2020
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY A SPICY BOY WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK
Look at things from her perspective
You may like what you see!
Look at things from her perspective You may like what you see!
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
crude_audi_city_boi crude_audi_city_boi
4 nov 2020
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
carlsagan:
unclepolymer:
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that
Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
AliAliOxenFree AliAliOxenFree
23 sep 2020
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety