If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
Someone needs to tell her...
That is not how you open a beer
Someone needs to tell her... That is not how you open a beer
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37:
lynaroo:
iv
think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
TINY SKY CHICKEN
=Chicken
frogclit frogclit
23 sep 2020
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37: lynaroo: iv think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky. He decided to be the sky instead. TINY SKY CHICKEN =Chicken
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast &
Furious And Jurassic World Crossover
- bit ZOBCIO me
You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover - bit ZOBCIO me You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
JARJARBEANS JARJARBEANS
18 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
Ash
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
2017-10-22, AM
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
8 may
Ash guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful 2017-10-22, AM
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO.
This is just a tribute.
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO. This is just a tribute.
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me:
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
Cocaine_Jeezus Cocaine_Jeezus
24 sep 2020
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
When sit on my balls by accident
When sit on my balls by accident
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!"
Mongols:
ACTUALLY
Lonethefox Lonethefox
27 jan 2021
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!" Mongols: ACTUALLY