If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91%
Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face
KWISPY
Bionemesis Bionemesis
23 oct 2020
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face KWISPY
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Cz
sugondeeze sugondeeze
13 oct 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died Cz
Angelfrms2987 Angelfrms2987
24 sep 2020
of TikTok @christine6899 The dog omg "I got almost 400 Thousand views on my last video
When u realize he's right in the argument
"ok but why are you yelling"
ttv_hjg2010 ttv_hjg2010
8 may
When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
Me: I got $1400
Gun Shop
Kodiak2A Kodiak2A
15 mar
Me: I got $1400 Gun Shop
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for...
HALO SEAGULL
Left_Liberty Left_Liberty
26 sep 2020
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for... HALO SEAGULL
swift G
This how like to be treated when the homies arent around
men really be like this
swift G This how like to be treated when the homies arent around men really be like this
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window