If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
casual_browser69 casual_browser69
24 sep 2020
Single mother dressed as dad so her son wouldn't miss "Donuts with dad" day at school
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade
Japan: No
USA: *Brings out the Navy*
I said we trade tod
history_memelord history_memelord
27 dec 2020
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade Japan: No USA: *Brings out the Navy* I said we trade tod
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
Men's nodding
Hey, man, what's up?
UP NOD
Hey, I need to
talk to you
MAN'S RIGHT NOD
Yo, man, check this girl out!
MAN'S LEFT NOD
DOWN NOD
Greetings sir. You have my respect
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Men's nodding Hey, man, what's up? UP NOD Hey, I need to talk to you MAN'S RIGHT NOD Yo, man, check this girl out! MAN'S LEFT NOD DOWN NOD Greetings sir. You have my respect
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Benji46X_ Benji46X_
28 jan
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
Okthenmydude Okthenmydude
28 sep 2020
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
WHEN "RIGHTY
TURNS INTO "RIGHTY LOOSEY"
Snakecharmer399 Snakecharmer399
26 feb
WHEN "RIGHTY TURNS INTO "RIGHTY LOOSEY"
Bank Account: +$1400
Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the
Guy
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
16 mar
Bank Account: +$1400 Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the Guy
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL
A WORLD WHERE WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTING STARS
RamenNoodles454 RamenNoodles454
23 oct 2020
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL A WORLD WHERE WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTING STARS
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim
Sadjlater:
Rience Rience
31 aug 2020
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim Sadjlater:
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE
AT PM ON
RECEMBER
PolishLithuania PolishLithuania
26 dec 2020
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE AT PM ON RECEMBER
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry