• IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
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AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
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    • this group of bikers was cycling down the road, it was empty, and they were taking up the entire fucking lane, going maybe 15 in a 35. we decided to try and pass them by going into the oncoming lane( remember, no one around) and they started yelling at us. like flipping us off and shit. fucking gros
      QDouble 24 sep
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    • It all can be solved by simply letting these people ride on the sidewalk where they need to be.
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    • It should be legal to run over one cyclist a year
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    • It’s because they’re gay and gays can’t stay straight
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    • Cause the animals and insects each individually have a higher iq than all of the cyclists in the world
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    • If bikes are obligated to use the roads why Don't they pay for a license plate to use tax payer roads?🤔
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    • Cause their daddy never whooped their ass when they were young. Never learned real life
      Juanro 25 sep
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    • I hate the ones which drive on the fucking road when there is a perfectly fine bike lane right next to them
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    • Preach
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    • Those guys are gonna blow through so many stop signs
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    • _Ula_ 25 sep
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    • Cyclists are assholes.
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    • Unpopular opinion: the posted speed limit should be the barrier of whether or not that vehicle is allowed on that road.
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    • "Allow 3 ft for cyclists, it's the law." It's a fucking 1 lane with double yellow paint which law you want me to break?
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    • I do road cycling and fucking hate it when groups of cyclist ride like that you can't pass them my team does a two wide pack that is tight we don't even go in the car lane
      sipdips 25 sep
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    • I always wonder what’s the minimum speed is to noon a cyclist instantly. I usually think 35 to 40 but of course they never die instantly and then you gotta reverse it and there’s screaming and sometimes cops and it’s just a mess
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    • "we want to be treated like other vehicles on the road" "what? Obey traffic laws like signaling lane change and stopping at lights and stop signs? No thanks"
      Grond 25 sep
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    • Oh look bowling pins :). But they smell like jail time, so just use your horn nonstop til they get the fuck outta the way.
      Resongo 25 sep
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    • I fucking hate like with a passion anyone on a bike on the rode I understand in some areas you share the rode thats okay ish. But other times like near a highway bridge don't be on the fucking rode you slow bitch going mabe 10mph instead of 60 or 70 just asking for trouble
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    • Y’all are fuckin retarded it’s the Tour de France the whole road is closed off and they’re all in race gear
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    • Fear of the dumbass in front of me stopping abruptly
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    • I’m not a biker but it’s kinda obvious that if they were to form a line , it’s a lot harder to avoid crashing , kinda like the domino affect.
      _wilson_ 24 sep
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    • Wish i could run them fuckers over an it not be a crime.
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    • Neither cows nor ants can ride a bike what kind of post is this
      Urbanxx 25 sep
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    • I see how close I can get to them
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    • I am going out on a limb here, but I say speed. 1 cow or insect stop no big deal. 1 biker wrecks and 30 other jump on the pile
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    • Like this comment as a public commitment that if you are ever in a jury for someone hitting a biker with a vehicle, the driver goes free.
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    • My tax money paied for sidewalks that no one uses. On top of that the bike paths that no bikes use cause they think they are a fucking car or somthing n ride in the lane. And then you have your idiots jogging n walking in the street..so not only do i have to watch out for idiots walking but
      dooooood 25 sep
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    • I hate bikers who ride on the street instead of the sidewalk, always feel like I’m gonna hit them when I drive by
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    • The bickers all around my area are so polite. They stick to the side of the road. Stick mostly to back roads only crossing main ones when they have to. If they know you cant see sround them due to the road being hilly or curvy they will wave you around when its safe to do so. Ive never had an issue
      Galaxxies 25 sep
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    • I'm saying it now. EVERY BICYCLE RIDER NEEDS SHOT. Fucking tired of those dumb motherfuckers riding out in the middle of a road. Seriously you HAVE to be stupid to do that
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    • It's difficult for species with lower intelligence to organize themselves
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    • Because those dudes can't actually ride. They spend all their time and money on equipment and never learn the basica
      Alien_L 25 sep
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    • I get over as far as i can but sometimes there are stones, or metal debris that has fallen of cars that force u out onto the road. I don’t want to inconvenience you, i am sorry.
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    • Use the fucking sidewalk if ur on a bike
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    • These guys are the karens of the road
      eassonova 25 sep
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    • Had a cyclist cut me off when I was driving a garbage truck. It was starting to rain and the road was wet, I was going downhill I was inches from flattening him this mf gave me the finger. So I didn’t pick up his garbage that day.
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    • You say that like insects aren’t animals
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    • If you can't go the minimum speed limit get off the road. People don't know this and technically police should enforce it. I see cyclist on the highway going 10mph when minimum is 40mph and traffic at 70mph
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    • It’s because cyclists are the pure definition of autism
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    • Walker and drivers have one thing in common and thats their hatred for bikers.
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    • Because bikers have to share their 10 iq amongst themselves
      GeoScream 25 sep
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    • If they take up a whole lane then cars will go around in the other lane. But if bikers are in single file, cars will buzz them by a foot. It’s safer for the cyclist this way
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    • At first I was like "You want them to walk on the road instead of biking?" Then I realized they meant in a line and that I'm kinda retared.
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    • I was driving to work last week and the road is windy with a blind corner at the top of a hill. I took that corner and as I hit the apex of it a guy was walking up the road, straddling the white line. Got within 6 inches of hitting him when there’s 3 feet of gravel next to the road to walk on
      bobbykj 24 sep
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    • Holy fuck the worst is a Karen biker, dumb bitch got mad at me when she slowed down in the vehicle lane and I nearly hit her. Its a fucking 45 MPH ROAD.
      HeeHoe 25 sep
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    • Had my first cyclist incident dude turned left from the far right lane. So he crossed from 3 total lanes to turn left. No hand signs no looking just full on yeet
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    • This is illegal in most places, you can call the cops and they’ll get tickets for not riding single file
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    • Ok I’m a cyclist but I dont drive on roads and shit like that but dare I say, people walking are bigger assholes. If there is a group of three, you’re guranteed to have to tell them to move because they’re taking up the entire space. There was one family that was just scattered all across the (1/2)
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    • Are you implying that ants aren't animals? Because that'd be pretty fukin dumb
      Scoobicus 26 sep
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    • Fuck cyclists, this was made by runners gang
      Scrodzic 26 sep
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    • a longer line of riders means a car has to be in the other lane for longer passing them.
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    • I'm a cyclist and even I hate these types. So inconsiderate!
      MlemFox 25 sep
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    • Cyclists are target practice
      Cornbred 27 sep
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    • Ants are light and relatively slow a sudden stop wouldn't be an issue, cows are heavy but really slow so they would never collide, cyclists, one breaks that's a problem. Obviously the same applies to cars but bikes don't have automatic break lights, turn signals, etc. The best option would be to(1/2
      oksaitama 25 sep
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    • I respect these guys after I watched, "Yowamushi Pedal." Hime hime hime
      Tobi133 25 sep
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    • Everybody can come together and hate cyclists because everybody but cyclists know how fucking annoying they are. They're so dense they don't understand they dont belong on the fucking road
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    • People be saying this but won’t put bike lanes on their roads
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    • Not saying I support this, but riding in a line lets you catch draft from behind someone where you don't get as much air resistance as the person in front of you. Like riding behind someone to speed up in Mario Kart. They're probably training and don't want that help.
      Unifella 25 sep
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    • So ti awnser your question when you you ride a MOTORCYCLE in a group there is something called staggered formation. It looks similar to the pic above and they try to do it bur legally cant and shouldn't dont be afraid to pass and flip em off they are not motor vehicles nor being safe
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    • I’m cool with just geocoding all cyclists.
      _Godless 26 sep
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    • One time after work I got stuck behind one of these idiots during rush hour for almost half an hour. At the time I had a train horn in my Honda accord. When I could finally pass him I blew the horn causing him to jump and fall over. The line that was backed up behind me finally got a chance to pass
      Carli316 25 sep
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    • God I just wanna do it so bad
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    • Every one is trying to get ahead of the guy in front of them where the cows are just following the one in front of them the and insects are following a scent trail
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    • Cuz they morons...
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    • My windshield wiper fluid shoots to the right so i just soak em as i pass
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    • I almost hit a guy on a bike that was just running stop signs. People like that and in this post make me want people to need a license to ride a bike on the road. I don’t actually, but They get me so close.
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    • I have wide balls
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    • Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it
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    • We honestly need more cycling paths in this country. Also the whole no cycling on a sidewalk rule is BS they are much safe and less disruptive on sidewalks
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    • All joking aside... it’s so people won’t accidentally hit them. It makes them more visible. You’d be surprised how many asshole drivers have near misses because they don’t see a single cyclist
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    • Because the bottom picture is from a race? How the fuck did you end up on a closed road that has a race going on.
      canadaian 25 sep
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    • Where I live I’ve seen them ride down a busy highway. Seen some one day with kids in those little stroller things behind em. A person called the police for child endangerment
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    • Bikers fucking suckkkkkk
      Airlid 25 sep
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    • Thats a race but ok
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    • I love passing these annoying critters in my duramax. I have a smoke switch built just for them.
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    • Cuz they’re slow af.
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    • We are animals bruh
      Bowtieguy 25 sep
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    • This is why MTB is better... no need for lycra (unless you race xc), less stuff to worry about on the trail, and you can do some pretty decent hucks once you’re good.
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    • Comment informing you that if you are not going slower than the speed limit, you will be struck by my car. You do not belong on the road if you cannot match the speed limit.
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    • Because those animals are straight
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    • Notice the line of ants,STRAIGHT, line of cows STRAIGHT....
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    • You act like any biker like that has a brain
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    • Insects are animals
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    • Bikes are not made to be ridden single file
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    • it’s called a race dumbass
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    • Humans usually form weird group circles when we walk, but we're a relatively weak creature, being in circles was something we did to stay safe. Also, manually pedaling a bike rather than being able to hold your foot at a set speed, there's trouble with how fast or slow someone moves on those bikes
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    • I hate bikers I always swerve towards them and scare the shit out of them when there's a bike lane or side walk and they choose to be in the way of traffic like a retard. I've always stayed the fuck out of the way when I used to ride bikes. Even some motorcycles swerve towards the double yellow
      BMW528 26 sep
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    • Cyclist suck. I wish they didn’t because I want to be a part of that culture now that I bought a house, but they suck. Entitled asshats.
      AceJets 26 sep
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    • I used to be a cyclist and we made it a point to always stay single file. Given that one of the people we rode with works for the department of transportation, we followed the rules.
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    • Because driving right behind each other is dangerous? Same thing as motorcycles.
      Alastor 25 sep
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    • "Animals and insects"
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    • Bout to be a lot of epsteins
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    • Because walking is different from riding. So long as they're saying in their lane what's it matter
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    • Cause we’re not animals, duuuhhh
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    • Because with as "smart" as humanity is, we're the stupidest fucking species
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    • cause cyclists have less intelligence than both
      WD40 25 sep
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