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    • Listen I’ll tell you what mate, kill yourself
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    • Listen, I’ll tell you what mate. How about I just give you the phone for 75% off with a phone plan included and all you have to do is go on vacation.
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    • Only British people. Americans say I tell you what (like hank hill)
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    • Person: says this joke. Edgy white kid: Well black people account for 50%...
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate, despite making up only 13% of the population
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    • Listen, ill tell you what mate... black people commit 51% of violent crimes despite only making up 13% of the population
      Nixept 12 may
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    • This is literally a compliment and there's still triggered white retards in the comments. Incredible
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    • When a black person does it your getting robbed
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate, I think you're kind of cool. Ask if you can go to the bathroom and don't come back.
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    • But if he says bud you know he’s conning you.
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate. Despite making up 13% of the population, black people commit 50% of violent crimes.
      AnimuStew 14 may
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    • Or you're gonna get scammed.
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    • In Australia you're probably fucked.
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    • And if you hear a black person say ‘yo, let me try that bike out’ , you’re never getting it back
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    • Listen, I’ll tell you what mate, how come despite only making up 13% of the population
      45Auto 14 may
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    • My brain refused to read that sentence in anything except a British accent
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    • if they have a thicker than normal australian accent you would be dumb not to take the offer
      KeaBz 13 may
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    • Listen, I’ll tell you what mate... despite making up only 13% of the population,
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    • Listen I’ll tell you what mate, despite blacks being 13% of the population, they commit 52% of the crimes
      oogboog 12 may
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    • If I ever start a sentence off with “Alright here’s what you’re gonna do...” then I’m about to give you some legit advice..
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    • And if a black person says it you need to call the cops
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    • listen, i’ll tel you what mate, how is it that despite making up only thirteen perce-
      MeatBig 12 may
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    • I've bought so many guns after hearing that phrase.
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    • I actually like seeing white people jokes cause it's kinda like when you playfully talk shit to someone for the first time and you don't know how they'll take it, then they start doing it too and it breaks all the tension.
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    • Did you know that it wasnt actually white men who started black slavery, but was actually black african warlords and tribe leaders who had an excess of slaves to trade for gold and guns from england and other predominantly white countries
      Succloid 12 may
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    • Yup.
      ECHO5ECHO 12 may
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    • But will it ever top the “100 sticky hands for $0.05” deal?
      Not_Daffy 12 may
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    • Tell you what mate:
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    • 666th comment
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    • When a black person says that, you know he’s trying to screw you over
      ccccx 16 may
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    • Or you're in fucking Australia
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    • Why's ifunny more pissed about this than people calling for genocide or saying that any race/ethnic group is actually inferior to any other
      FIDLAR 15 may
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    • What white person that isn't Australian has ever said this
      morsel 14 may
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    • Positive energy between races should be encouraged
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    • If we specified it as a black person, thays racist. Wake up to double standards people
      gsmash03 13 may
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    • I tell you what, you fat little right. You’re boring so go fuck yourself
      Xkwizt 12 may
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    • Listen I’ll tell you what mate, even though making up only 13%
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    • Not all white people are Australian
      Matt_Man 12 may
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    • And if old black woman says “now honey why don’t you try” you’re fixing to either get the best advice of your life or a good story to tell.
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    • White people rn: you’ve activated my “where’s your dad?” Card!
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    • Where tf do you hear that? Australia? Lmao
      Derzto 12 may
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    • If a nigga says "ooga booga everyone in Uganda knows Kung foo" you know your a for a nigga moment
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    • So he took me to this great headshop....
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    • Blacks should have their hate directed towards Arabs,they’re the ones who started the trade and capitalized more off of it.Amercia received 11% of all slaves.
      ___KKK___ 12 may
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    • Treat your mothers nice today, fellas. Yes, we all know its a Hallmark Holiday but the moms eat that shit up.
      smalldong 12 may
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    • kingbax 12 may
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    • Why do people who make race jokes always get offended when the joke is about their race
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    • Listen *slaps roof of car* this bad boy can run over so many bitches
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    • brown people suck
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    • I'll tell you hwat mate
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    • Listen, I'll tell ya wot mate, you're a fuckin prick
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    • As a car salesman I’m just gonna start using this 😂
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    • Y’all get mad when we say mean things about white ppl...now y’all in the comments getting mad about us saying something nice....pick a struggle
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    • I’ll tell you hwat
      80HD 14 may
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    • I'll tell you what mate, just two tours in ithe army and you'll get that camaro you always wanted
      SIXSET 14 may
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    • But if they’re Australian they’ll say that anyway
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    • Or you’ll get absolutely scammed
      EL0C 14 may
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    • Listen I'll fuck my own sister if you buy this hand crafted thanos butt plug right now
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    • I always thought it meant “I’m sick of your shit now this is my final offer”
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    • Nah fam if you're Arab and another Arab says this to you you're fucking set
      SFjello 13 may
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate, I'll make it nice and easy for ya. I'll stick this shotgun right under your chin and all you gotta do, is pull the trigger.
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    • We also get VERY mad when someone still says no to it
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate, Inigga
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    • As an American cashier, I do this all the time if people are like 50 cents short
      Eutax 13 may
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    • Listen, I’ll tell you what mate, how’s about you give me some head, and I don’t leak your nude pictures.
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    • Now mate, they don't like me doing this, but for you, I'll take the hit.
      JustaLamp 13 may
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate, despite
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    • 13 percent
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    • Unless you are at a car dealership. Then they are trying to rip you off
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    • That’s an Australian, they aren’t full whites, trust me.
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    • If a black person says “listen...” your about to get mugged
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    • Lew_d 12 may
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    • If it’s a black person your about to get robbed
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    • Whenever there is a joke about white people everybody calls it racist like chill you make black jokes every other day and get mad when someone calls you out
      Sindibad 12 may
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    • Ok, I’ll tell you what mate, I’ll give you 12 jimminy Cricket passes if you give me 2 N word passes
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    • When a Jew says it though you're gonna get ripped off
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    • Blacks enslave whites to this day in parts of Africa and I hate the blacks that have nothing to do with it here in America because that’s how racism works
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    • What is this Australia?
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    • American white people don’t say mate
      Formaggio 12 may
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    • Bruh
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    • I'll tell you what mate, your spelling od you're is incorrect.
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    • That’s just a bargaining tactic. It doesn’t mean shit
      csmal 16 may
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate. Give me likes and I'll get top comment hopefully someday
      DerKluge 16 may
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    • "a deal just for you my friend" -arab guys-
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    • *Australians
      Venusaurz 15 may
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    • What happens if a black person says it to you?
      Cheffff 14 may
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    • not true
      attended 14 may
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    • That’s what the Portuguese told the west Africans
      marin10 14 may
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    • Might wanna just listen to the deal first cuz as a white person I dont really trust other white peoples "deals"
      l53qte 14 may
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    • Listen, I'll tell you what mate. Switch to Geico and save 15% or more on car insurance.
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