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    • The girl thinks this is an attack. If you're cute and you go for one of the ugly friends the rest of his boys will be in the background watching you two and cheering him on amongst each other. Jealousy and clique mentality are girl things
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    • Dumb bitch there's no alphas among bros.
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    • That’s not how guys work
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    • Women are fucking disgusting have some morals fpr fuck sake maybe we should make you fight the wars for the next 3000 years
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    • Here come the feminazi's take cover
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    • As long as these bitches know I'm the alpha nothing else matters
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    • No one hits on .. that-
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    • How does one determine the hierarchy of a friend group without even knowing the group at all
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    • She weighs like 200 pounds. You’re worth more king.
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    • Wtf people aren’t wolves lol. There ain’t an alpha between me and my friends cause that’s stupid
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    • Or just date someone you actually like.
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    • She seems to think that anyone would have her in the first place.
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    • I, a soon to be graduate, once was turned down by a girl that is now dating a mid to later 30s meth dealer and I wasn’t even hurt, I just thought “Oh fuck shes gross” lol
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    • I am the Alfa and omega in my friend group
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    • She looks like she has to go third or lower because she stupid and ugly. Pick one. You can't be both.
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    • Dumbass, ALL my boys are alphas
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    • Yea... guys don’t like feminists, so doubt you’d ever get the chance.
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    • Yea guys don’t like feminists
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    • Sure. But this plan doesn't mean shit if you don't actually fuck that beta. At the very least, suck him off
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    • Shit out of the 3 of us I consider myself 2nd fuq
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    • Imagine using words like alpha in this context
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    • Girl the whole squad is going to smash 💁‍♂️ I thinks that's all were going to care about if your just picking a random guy and it's not real lol
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    • Lol girls think guys have the same “power hierarchy” in their friend groups that they do
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    • Too bad my bois are forever Bros before hoes. If I can't hit that, my boi who does gonna share the nudes.
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    • Didn’t know alphas were a thing. Usually it’s one guy responsible enough to keep the others out of trouble, wouldn’t think him an alpha 😆
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    • Best part. His comment has only one like XD
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    • She isn’t saying it’s an insult she’s saying fuck the system
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    • Sex is gay
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    • The alpha is the last of the pack you thot
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    • That girl has never been hit on
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    • Guys are very sensitive on here yikes
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    • The Alpha dodged a bullet, his Beta Brother gets lucky for a night but will soon find out just what kind shit show he stumbled into
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    • Imagine being a feminist and wanting to bring down the patriarchy but realizing that you still have to use a man to get what you want which forces you to admit that women can not do anything with a man
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    • If some chick comes up to me just cause I'm not the alpha of my friend group that'd hurt tbh
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    • Or the "alpha" was probably going to charm you over to meet his friends and then start acting gross making the friends seem favorable by comparison...
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    • Patriarchy is something only feminists say.
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    • Then after a week, they all running the train on her hoe ass.
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    • Patriarchy is literally a conspiracy theory.
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    • Sorry but guys don’t work like that. We really wouldn’t care. We don’t get jealous of other guys girls. We’re mostly just proud of them if anything.
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    • This is what we should be teaching future generations
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    • Yeah but true homies know the bro code, so they won’t get with you cuz they know the alpha likes you
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    • That ugly bitch couldn't hook up with the Alpha!
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    • Does she really not get that that's not how guys work?
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    • She’s making a joke, don’t take urself too srsly assholes
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    • Any guy that gets romantic attention from a female is a win. Even if they’re gay, they’ll still feel flattered and complemented. If they’re really his friends, they’ll be happy for him and open about how jealous they feel, but they won’t let it hurt the friendship. Guys keep it simple.
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    • Or don’t be a hoe.
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    • Yea same
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    • I have a 4 man group. If anything we’d just highly support the supposed “3rd in command” even tho there really isn’t no alpha
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    • “3rd in command” wtf does she think male friend groups are like?
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    • Is this wastehis/her/whatever the fuck are time gonna be a thing every year
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    • damn women are really catching on huh
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    • Maybe this would work in a girls friend circle full of drama and grudges, but true guys support each other in their relationships
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    • The funny thing is guys don’t give a shit about that
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    • One could also tell him to leave you alone. That would also combat the patriarchy, but then you would not be "that kind of woman".
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    • Repent
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    • Clearly she is trying to tell the alpha women this since... No one would... Ever... Want... That... Thing.
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    • You realize the alpha will fight for mates, right?
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    • Definitely not going to do anything to dudes
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    • Its kinda funny how i made this post on reddit htq
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    • Stupid bitch
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    • The only reason black widow is dead is because hawkeye let her go... he killed here L0L
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    • Like that Fat cow could get a guy to fuck her😂
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    • Damn that’s rough
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    • Guys: Go ugly early. If you don’t understand this now, you will around last-call.
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    • Wrong, you’re dumb
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    • Lmao they'd end up high fiving each other anyway. At least one of the boys got to hit that.
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    • And girls wonder why they’re treated like sperm banks
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    • That would be undermining the hierarchy. You ignorant slut.
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    • Talking to a girl that seems to confident? Wink at her fat friend. Itll lower her self esteem and make her a little bit easier. Then down with the underwear.
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    • Real friend groups aren't structured like this.
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    • Look at her profile pic. She wishes she could get third in line.
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    • What if your friend group is a healthy mix of both genders
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    • Guy friend groups arent a fucking wolf pack. We aint going to fall apart just because one of my niggas got pussy
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    • The third in line is alway the quiet smart one congrats you picked the one that will be the highest up on the power structure later in life
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    • I hate women
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    • Classic Alpha dynamics. The loud pushy guy is really the Beta, mistaken for Alpha by his behavior; the Beta always tries to overcompensate. The real Alpha is cool and calm, mistaken for a Gamma. By going for the “3rd in command” she’s actually going for the Alpha. Long live the patriarchy!
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    • We do everything for women from the money we try to make to the way we dress to the way we cut our hair and the person we portend to be so that when they see our car they will want to get in and then we get in them. Pussy = power and most women dont know how to use it or what's it worth
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    • I hate being the Omega in my group of "friends" they call me weird behind my back and it sucks but they're all I've got
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    • Don't worry boys you're all alphas. Don't listen to the thots
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    • Bros don’t hang out with alpha men... it ain’t right
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    • If you waste my time and hurt my heart i will remove your lungs and force you to punture them with your teeth, effectively drowning you in your own blood.
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    • Yeah men aren't like girls. If this happened everyone in the guy group would be happy for their bro.
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    • This post makes me angry...
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    • Ha what a fool regardless. Has she never heard of bros before hoes?
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    • The alpha of the group? Do women not know what actual friendship is? When guys are friends we generally see each other as equals, and that comes with respect for one another. Fuck off with your trash tier idea of friendship
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    • lmao the #wastehistime movement is the dumbest shit. bitch you wasting your own time too
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    • “Destroy the patriarchy” by going for another man. Outstanding move
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    • pOwEr sTrUcTuRe
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    • Sounds like she really will smash patriarchy by getting smashed by all of them.
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    • Good guy Alphas’ getting their more unsuccessful friends laid! Winning! ;)
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    • What ever happened to not wanting no scrub?
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    • #bitche ain’t shit
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    • I'm trying to understand this before I realized she doesnt get how male friends are just regular people not chimps
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    • Oh shit this is so scary because it would actually work.
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    • Jealousy and clique mentality are gender less concepts so boys, this works for girls too. This works for guys, but since Incels exist I’ll give a tip: Girl group exists, go for #3 and it’ll work every time bc she’s desperate for all the attention #1 and #2 gets. Most incels aren’t that ugly just sad
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