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    • He hasn't watched enough porn to know that's a lie
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    • jman01111 14 apr
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    • When a girl’s clit is bigger than ya dick
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    • Technically theirs are like -7 inches
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    • Technically her clitoris would have been her dick if her gene 🧬 made her male which means they do have a small one but also means your fucking a girl with a tiny dick and my god what have I done!
      SanikK 14 apr
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    • It's a negative pp
      Sperpburb 14 apr
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    • Her dick is -8 inches
      ongawd 16 apr
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    • Google big clit and try to tell em that again
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    • Her dick is actually negative inches
      ElatedApe 15 apr
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    • The biggest clit in history is bigger than the smallest penis in record books
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    • I've come to terms with my slightly below average phallus. It's actually helped my self confidence.
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    • Tell her that her boobs are small
      lioncag 14 apr
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    • Ever since people started become trans, the average length of a girl's penis has become greater than zero. Just take a moment to think about that.
      byugoi 14 apr
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    • These days, her’s might be bigger.
      Cetar 14 apr
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    • It’s more than zero. Clits are dicks.
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    • Girls actually have a negative length penis
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    • Her dick is -6 inches
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    • No Veronica. 5 inches isn't small. It's average. Why can't you just look past that and see that I'm a nice guy who cares about you way more than that asshole, Brett? He just wants to fuck you. I held doors open for you, helped you study. But you're just a dumb whore who wouldn't know a good guy if
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    • Negative inches actually
      nathioz 14 apr
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    • They don't call me Millimeter Peter for nothing
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    • Negative inches
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    • At least my tits are probably bigger than hers.
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    • in fact her dick is negative inches long sometimes
      Charter 14 apr
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    • actually it's in the negatives
      allstart 17 apr
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    • Her dick is zero inches long........but those balls tho....
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    • Its a hole, so technically it's in the negatives
      vonmahon 15 apr
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    • Some women have a surprisingly large clitoris
      SinOfLust 15 apr
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    • Girls dicks are negative inches long
      da_google 15 apr
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    • Until her clit is longer than your dick
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    • that’s weird, my girl’s dick is like 5 inches long
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    • If a girl tells you your dick is small, just remember that they, and most women on the planet look absolutely busted af without their makeup on.
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    • My exs dick was huge
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    • the clit is essentially a little dick so ours is about 1/3 of an inch
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    • Her dicks bigger than mine lmao what
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    • 2019 - that’s where you’re wrong kiddo
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    • I mean.. the average dick is about 6 inches long. The average vag is about 4 inches deep with an opening the size of a quarter. All you hos need to stop worrying about how small his dick is and worry about how carvonous your pussy is
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    • Nah her dick is inverted and reversed.
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    • Girls “penises” are about 4 inches long. In the fetal state when gender is decided the penis either grows larger for a male and becomes the sex organ it is or becomes the clitoris for a female. The clitoris also extends a few inches inside and the other end is thought to be the g spot
      Wokl106 14 apr
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    • Actually it is negative
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    • Girls are so insecure about their body parts. You can really hurt them like permanently.
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    • Bitches have negative dick change my mind
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    • Good thing my wallet is huge and her sister is easy.
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    • Well technically speaking the clitoris is just a tiny dick, so some could have like maybe 0.5” or so
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    • I've literally been rejected by girls because they are all talk about wanting a big 🐓but the moment you whip out your 9 incher, all of a sudden shes not interested and leave you blue ball after barely sticking 2 inches in 🤦🏽‍♂️ fucking white girls 🤦🏽‍♂️
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    • Tiny dick gang where you at?
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    • In fact they are negative
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    • Not only that, their dick length is in the negatives
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    • I have a 2 inch destroyer lads, It destroys my confidence and any shot I got with the ladies
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    • If a guy tells you your boobs/ass are too small or a girl says your dick is weird/too small, then leave them and find someone who isn’t a judgmental prick
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    • Nah they got them negative dicks
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    • Tbh it’s just how you use it. My bf has one on the smaller side but I’m in love it and him anyways
      WetMop 14 apr
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    • Vaginas are inside out dicks - Change my mind
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    • Basically every girl (give or take) has a dick length of -5 to -7 inches 🤷‍♀️
      maybe43 14 apr
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    • My dick aint small she just has big Amazonian hands
      Rogue152 14 apr
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    • "Just remember a 747 looks small when it is trying land in the Grand Canyon."
      OgreTusk 14 apr
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    • I don't know bro some girls got some bug clits
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    • Actually a clitoris is like a penis and a typical one is 4 inches
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    • FYI, the nerves near the entrance of the vagina greatly decrease after about three inches. So, as long as you’re around three or more, you should be fine. Besides, tiddy or dick size shouldn’t matter much either
      Zonkpunch 14 apr
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    • She got negative dick length
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    • actually the clitorois (idk how tf you sleep it) is an underdeveloped penis so they have at least 1/8 of an inch
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    • Is the world's biggest clit bigger than the world's smallest penis?
      Lopaka36 20 apr
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    • Nah bro she has like -4 inch penis
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    • If they can’t deal, let em leave.
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    • The clit is a vestigial penis. So theirs is like a centimeter
      tsawsum 19 apr
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    • Womens dicks are innies
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    • Just say that her dick is inverted because of how small it is
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    • Actually, your non-existent dick is much shorter then my spiritual 13 inch dick.
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    • LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. Before we are determined to be male or female while we are still in the womb, the clitoris and dick is made of the same material. It just matters if it's gonna be a dick or not. And, clits are 9 inches long. So.... Like, we have a bigger dick
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    • No, my dick is -4 inches but it actually stretches a lot
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    • I suspect that if you have a small dick women will tell you it's big to protect your feels or something but if you have a big dick they tell you it's small to keep your ego in check. Obviously if it's post breakup your dick is small either way.
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    • Its negative inches
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    • My girlfriends dick is 8 inches long
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    • My dick is -6 inches
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    • Y'all need to look up inside out vagina. Looks like a damn slinky.
      BogFrog 15 apr
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    • I have an innie penis
      Not_Kabal 15 apr
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    • "Your dick is small." "Well yours is non-existent STACY." "...Fair."
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    • But her dildo is 9 inches
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    • What if her dick is bigger?
      lacaras21 15 apr
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    • It’s more like her dick is .02 inches long.
      Supesmin 15 apr
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    • If youre In a relationship and youe girl says your dick is small and she actually meant to hurt your feelings, think about what exactly she means to you
      h_m_m_m 15 apr
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    • Negative inches actually
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    • Actually, the clitoris is basically a tiny dick
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    • Na her doc lick is -7 inches long
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    • When her clit is bigger than your cock
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    • Dude her dick negative inches, its inside out
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    • Ummm, you know a clit and a cock are both phalluses... right?
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    • If a girl ever says your dick is small, say her pussy smells terrible
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    • Technically their clit is a tiny underdeveloped penis...so....theirs is like...1/8th of an inch. Some women have clits as long as an inch. Starting to sweat bois!?!?!?
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    • Her dick is literally just a tip
      zack345 14 apr
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    • But her clit is longer than my dick😩
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    • It’s literally negative inches long*
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    • Oh no, I was looking at iFunny while taking a shit and just realized that there isn’t anymore toilet paper
      Botpng 14 apr
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    • Her dick is litteraly -3 inches long, stay positive dudes
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    • Their dicks are negative inches long
      Copycat97 14 apr
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    • No it goes into negatives
      HighDogs 14 apr
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    • My girlfriend’s dick is 5.4 inches 😎😎😎
      meymeyer 14 apr
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    • Damn he's right, my dick tiny
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    • Negative inches
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