If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like...
Someone will die.
comedywizard comedywizard
22 sep 2020
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like... Someone will die.
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING
You had one job.
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
24 nov 2020
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING You had one job.
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
When Your Girl Sneaks
Into Your Phone And
Realizes You're More Likely
To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns
Than Cheat On Her
LC
EarsMcGee EarsMcGee
18 sep 2020
When Your Girl Sneaks Into Your Phone And Realizes You're More Likely To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns Than Cheat On Her LC
dogs when they see another dog
Your butt is magnificent.
Develop Develop
22 sep 2020
dogs when they see another dog Your butt is magnificent.
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
~ Fie
will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day - I will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day
MarvelMemesandFunFacts MarvelMemesandFunFacts
24 sep 2020
~ Fie will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day - I will now post 1 Marvel wallpaper idea a day