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    • My friend has stolen like 20 staplers, and he’s trying to work out how to steal a urinal.
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    • Huh, people in Chicago are cracked
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    • Every school has one of these people
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    • I am the milkman, my milk is delicious
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    • So I go to LWC and I spread this meme around to figure out who it was or if the caption was fake. Turns out he graduated 2 years ago I don’t wana say his name for privacy reasons but his sister in my grade was kinda shocked lmao
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    • “Stolen” property he is allowed to take for free.
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    • i went to school with a dude who stole a chair from our high school. recorded the whole thing on snapchat, nobody turned him in, and he got away with it. still has the chair to this day
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    • As a joke I started the "Spoon clan" at my middle school, where our economy was based off of them spoons, It expanded so much I disbanded it, BUT IT KEPT COMING BACK, during my sophomore year I visited my school and found that the "Spoon Empire" was the elite club that held most power in the school
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    • Soundgarden tried to warn us, but we were no match for the Spoonman
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    • There was this kid in my class in 5th grade and he would take ranch packets from lunch but he could take like 5 or 6 every time and after lunch we would go out to recess and he buried them. so then when we all went to middle school at the end of it we went back AND THEY WERE STILL THERE! All of them
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    • i’ve done this except with ketchup packets, it was insane
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    • I stole eggs from the neighbor's chicken
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    • So like he has a kinda nice body, I'd let him clap these cheeks
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    • That’s my school!
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    • Penis man, spoon bandit. Whats next tell me?
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    • I deadass go to Lincoln way east
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    • I did it I got 987 when they did a locker check they all fell out and they made me pay for them all
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    • I would let him spoon me full homo
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    • He stole plastic spoons?
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    • square pecs square pecs
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    • It's like ten thousand spoons when all I need is a knife.
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    • Well they're plastic still slightly impressive. If they were metal on the other hand, that would be hella impressive.
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    • 2017 bruh
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    • So I have this plan to steal all the large decorative rocks from out School. I want have my team bring a backpack each and put a rock in each. Then we hid the rocks in all the vacant lockers. Just to fuck with the staff and confuse everyone
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    • LWC > LWE
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    • I have about 13 right now, I gotta reset as soon as a teacher questions the 13 spoons in my backpack
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    • Well. I know what I’m doing everyday now.
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    • I did this but I filled my friends locker with them
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    • He has the squarest pecs
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    • you bitch how am i supposed to eat my soup now
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    • That’s in Illinois near me
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    • Spoonman
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    • At my high school used to leave pepper packets out in trays at the cafeteria it started as a joke with my friends to see How many I could consecutively take without getting caught and soon turned into me stealing hole trays without being caught sometimes 2-3 if they refilled until my bag was full
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    • I’m a guy and you managed to get me wet. Bravo 👏
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    • This was my feature first RotFarmer
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    • Should of been sporks
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    • My group of friends did this and filled half our gym locker with spoons before we got caught
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    • “He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”
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    • He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
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    • No it's that one comedian who's name I cant remember. Bit is called "here comes the spoons"
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    • At chuck e cheese I was the guy that took ticket and gave the kids prizes so if a kid every brought a slip that was over 100 tickets I'd keep them, after a year of working there I ended up with over 150,000 tickets
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    • One friend of mine did this and had 460
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    • I saw this 2 years ago
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    • Someone in my school did this but with bananas and it was me over the span of some weeks before school admin got on to me
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    • In lunch one day, our art teacher came over and took the spoons from my buddy cause he was tapping them on the table like an autist. From that day on we took about 15 spoons overall every day in the lunch room and hid them all over her room. There’s still about 50 spoons left in her class.. hidden..
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    • Didn't Alice in Chains sing a song about him?
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    • Does this imply since he’s in the bath that spoons are up his butt
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    • Chaotic Evil
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    • Guess you can call him a spooner
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    • I did this at my school
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    • I am global warming
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    • dude I live right by here, i’m not sure if this post is true, but I bet it is, cause for some reason the guys at my school have stolen three urinals so far this year
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    • They’re plastic though. Do it with metal silverware and then come talk to me
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    • Same
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    • You’re a retard
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    • The Spandit
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    • I was the fork bandit of Hancock. I threw them at my enemies.
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    • About 5 spoons a day
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    • Imagine being a thief
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    • People throw away plastic spoons though. If they were metal that'd be a different story, but nobody gives a shit about keeping plastic utensils.
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    • Would be more impressive if they were metal
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    • Me and my friends would steal spoons and put them in backpackd
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    • I ate a spoon once
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    • In elementary school I stole a bunch of straws and some bitch ass kid snitched on me
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    • They're plastic, who cares
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    • I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
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    • I mean they're disposable plastic spoons, you're not stealing them and neither are you the spoon man. At most you're the trash man but danny devito holds that title
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    • I know a guy that stole a computer. Never got caught to my knowledge
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    • Why his titties so square
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    • This man has inspired me to steal so many spoons
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    • I wonder if his first name is Michael
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    • You monster
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    • I'm in Joliet, this is deadass like 20 minutes from me
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    • I live right near this school
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    • look at those square pecs
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    • You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain.
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    • They’re plastic spoons. It would be impressive if he had a school with metal ones
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    • This kid went to my school funny
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    • It’s not stealing if nobody wants it
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    • I mean stealing plastic spoons ain't really "stealing" lol
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    • outstanding move
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    • ... Aren't those the cheap plastic ones that just get thrown away anyway, though??
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    • I go to LWC and our old vice principal got a dui this year and in 2019 there was a scandal with athletic secretary stealing money from the school
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    • Hey, Lincoln way central is a school my school playsed in football. We got our asses handed to us
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    • Illinois?
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    • I am here to respectfully tell you, you are not the first to achieve this soon bandit
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    • Some men just want to watch the world burn
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    • Holy fuck that’s where I use to go to school
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    • 1500 spoons has a street value of 8.99
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    • Unpopular Opinion: Saying “I’m” is far less impactful than saying “I Am”.
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    • I’ve seen this eleven times, as a matter of fact.
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    • Bro why are they plastic
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    • Plastic sppons. All you stole was trash.
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    • I stole several thousand napkins from the cafeteria in high school
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    • nobody from lockport huh?
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    • The spoon bandit is danger
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    • *Spoonman intensifies*
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