ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers:
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
Out bird watching today and
got this great shot of a
falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
SAABotage SAABotage
25 sep 2020
Out bird watching today and got this great shot of a falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU.
Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir.
Pietro:
I'm fast. I'm very fast.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
18 feb
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU. Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir. Pietro: I'm fast. I'm very fast.
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Akaeo Akaeo
17 sep 2020
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm
Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
summersfullife summersfullife
8 sep 2020
when you come out of the store and you have an airgasm Airgasm: Intense pleasure from the air felt on the face when the mask is removed.
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
HillbillyKitten HillbillyKitten
22 sep 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....