id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child?
Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
camsuar98 camsuar98
23 sep 2020
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child? Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?"
GE
TravieC TravieC
13 jan 2021
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?" GE
they invented hot girl summer
putita putita
29 mar
they invented hot girl summer
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
TrillSaint TrillSaint
19 may
"Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder..."
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
BB cstivorts
Kitten Bee
Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol
B eskiworks:
BlueFandom BlueFandom
25 sep 2020
BB cstivorts Kitten Bee Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol B eskiworks:
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69?
Boys:
IT'S THE LAW
BryanSwanson BryanSwanson
22 jan 2021
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69? Boys: IT'S THE LAW
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID
IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
KingPeasant KingPeasant
21 sep 2020
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
candyasmus candyasmus
28 sep 2020
Me: There's only one thing about halloween that scares me My crush: which is? Me: exactly
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to
"Currency Exchange Engineer"
Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
25 mar
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to "Currency Exchange Engineer"
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Lord_Of_Soup Lord_Of_Soup
16 jun
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars