• icantbelieveitsnotbuffering:
if I could breathe underwater
you would never see me again
You'd see me 5 minutes later
because my foot touched
i am both these people
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    • Humans are rather slow swimmers, and there are things in the deep that even our darkest nightmares cannot fathom. I would not want to breathe underwater. The temptation to tread where man does not belong would end in my damnation to a horrible fate
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    • EazyPz 26 jun
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    • If I could breathe AND have good vision underwater, you would never see me again
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    • eewalktub 25 jun
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    • Honestly, I'm good unless I'm also immune to pressure
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    • Epstein didn't commit suicide
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    • Well it gets pretty dark down in the ocean. I don’t know what you’d be doing down there tbh
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    • If I could breathe and see underwater I would surgically attack a mermaid tail to me and never leave. Bye bye fuckeds
      finnbird 26 jun
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    • Yeah breathing underwater is pretty cool. But have you ever been able to turn your pee into soup?
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    • Same with flying, I’d probably just hover at like 100 feet instead of getting blasted by a 747 going 600 miles an hour that I didn’t see coming up in the clouds.
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    • I wouldn't tell anyone and beat the Guinness world record by a few seconds and keep repearing untill its hamanly impossible to beat me then I would tell everyone when I'm on my deathbed
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    • People that are scared of seaweed in the water are the same ones that put on spf 100 sunscreen
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    • Yeaaaaa I’m not about to live like the subnautica video game FUCK that
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    • Just make me a deep sea fish fam, Im ready to disappear into a trench and live with the chemical volcanos
      Celceus 26 jun
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    • it's cold, too much pressure, can't see cuz of water and darkness, what're you going to eat? also, you're living in the wild, so there's predators. oh well, have fun dude.
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    • You wouldn’t be able to go deep because of the P R E S S U R E
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    • I want to laugh not be disappointed
      Niquarto 26 jun
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    • GODDOD JOB ON ANOTHER FEATURE
      12987 26 jun
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    • Until you get goblin sharks swimming around you at night
      ODogX 28 jun
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    • I mean that’s cool and all but something about a campfire
      Sneff 27 jun
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    • If anyone here was given the ability to traverse through the vacuum of space wherever they wanted whenever they wanted, would you? Why or why not? Ik I wouldn’t.
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    • Haha it’s funny because he is both people
      Hendog41 26 jun
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    • I hate pond weed dude I hate it I hate it. One time I was helping my friend and his grandpa with their boat and I had to wade into like, 4 feet of pond muck and I gagged. holy shit I hate it.
      mbires 26 jun
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    • I can't see shit underwater so fuck that
      Naisu 26 jun
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    • Wouldn’t you still get wrinkly?
      kdin100 26 jun
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    • Being able to breath underwater won’t save you from the pressure in the deeper parts of the ocean. You’d be confined to the surface part, and that’s no fun.
      mela 26 jun
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    • No you’re an obese whale
      Oshawatt 26 jun
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    • Honestly I would take this deal only if I could see the water clear as day
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    • Underwater creatures are terrifying
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    • the depths of the ocean scares me so how about no
      Nosferatu 29 jun
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    • Ngl I really want to get in one of those research submarines and go down as far as I can
      ChrisGG 28 jun
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    • We all gangsta till a fucking shark sneaks behind you
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    • I'm buying a swimming pool fuck going so deep I can see a goblin shark hell nah I well have fun at my own pace
      amac3411 27 jun
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    • Anyone ever thing how terrifying and cool the shit in the ocean is?
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    • You will be crushed if u go deep enough
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    • Wouldn’t you need an air sac to not sink?
      gniKmorP 27 jun
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    • You’d go down 15 feet and come back up cause your ears would hurt
      JBenis 27 jun
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    • Your fucked once you go too deep to come back up in one go
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    • No wifi under water. So I'd have a lot of fun at the pool... but I ain't moving to the ocean
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    • I would wanna see underwater clearly as well or else it would suck
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    • People fantasize the ocean too much it scary as shit down there
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    • i would be fine with breathing under water as long as i could see and not have to worry about attacks
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    • If I could breath underwater I would be way less scared due to no fear of drowning
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    • Id be way more inclined to go swimming in rivers and lakes.
      salizar65 26 jun
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    • Fuck anglerfish I ain't venturing down there
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    • Tbh if I could breathe underwater and was immune to the pressure I would have a specialized harpoon gun and knife and a lamp or other source of light just in case
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    • “Water’s haunted”
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    • If I could breathe underwater, I’d be back up in about 5 minutes because my eyes hurt
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    • How tf do you keep getting featured
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    • Are we talking salt water or fresh water?
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    • Sleepy as hell read that as "if I can read underwear...
      sl00t 29 jun
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    • I mean either way you're getting a cinderblock tied to your foot
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    • I would probably just invite my friend and splash him
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    • Nah fam imma sleep down here and catch my own sushi
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    • Just because you can breathe underwater doesn’t mean you can withstand the immense pressure of the deep ocean
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    • I’m surprised no one is saying anything about the dark mode
      ouru1523 28 jun
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    • Only Ocean Man can help you
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    • Breathing underwater is one thing but surviving water pressure is another
      FL4MES 28 jun
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    • No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
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    • I am the person that disliked
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    • Now that’s quirky
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    • I'd buy myself a damn mono fin like I had when I was a wee kid and swim off
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    • No spam in my dm.. something's up..
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    • I would get some sort of protective suit and some underwater weapons like a harpoon and trident and shit and go try and live in the ocean for a while
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    • You’d prolly get eaten by a giant squid or something deep in the ocean
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    • See everyone wants to breath underwater but what about being able to see underwater🤔 nighttime would be pitch darkness in most places too so GL without night vision
      wACEt 28 jun
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    • But could I breathe in the LA river?
      Gnoonster 28 jun
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    • So true
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    • If I could breath underwater I’d say “look what I can do” and then I’d breathe underwater and nobody would ever be mean to me again
      uberbunk 28 jun
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    • I often have dreams that I can breathe underwater but I'm always unsure about it so I breathe in very slowly and that's how I'm able to do it
      eddie651 28 jun
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    • Technically this is also applies to not being able to breathe under water
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    • Probably won't see him again since the demons underwater ate him
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    • I would go to pools and just stand underwater and stare at people with a confused look on my face when they look at me
      birdosaur 28 jun
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    • Joke would be funnier with just the first two
      sk3tchy 27 jun
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    • Just wear some serious armor and you’ll be fine
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    • “There are 2 kinds of people”
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    • YOOO WHATT I JUST GOT A LAST DAY ON EARTH AD
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    • Schrodingers person
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    • OKAY BUT LIKE YOUR BODY COULDNT HANDLE THE PRESSURE IN THE DEEP WATERS. NOT TO MENTION IF YOU SURFACE TOO FAST YOU CAN CAUSE AIR BUBBLES IN YOUR VEINS
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    • If I could breathe underwater and swim fast and see in the dark and basically be a mermaid, you'd never see me again and things touching my feet wouldn't bother me anymore cause I'd be able to see it's seaweed and not the slimy tongue of God pulling me to the depths
      AwsmStina 27 jun
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    • If I could completely adapt to the ocean no matter the circumstances I'd be in the ocean 24/7
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    • If I could breath under water, be able to see good and not get crush by the weight of water... you will never see me again
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    • Just let me fly
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    • Foot fetish ass niggas
      tonybromo 27 jun
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    • I have the same name as the username XD
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    • That'd be a great place to hide from the cops
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    • If I had a *conduit, you'd never see me again
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    • I mean eating raw fish is doable but not ideal
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    • Must be lonely
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    • jmb123 27 jun
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    • Not possible to be both these people as their statements counter eachother idiot
      TSghcdjbx 27 jun
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    • 5 seconds later ***
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    • I am the first person. I was a swimmer my whole life and grew up on the coast. I'm ready to just live in the ocean and be done.
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