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    • Fucking asshole
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    • Rude.
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    • That’s 93 million miles, for any of you who live in a free country
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    • That drawing foot thing is over
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    • That giant yellow bitch
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    • Speking of chocolate I bought my new GF a bar after being frienzoned after almost a year. Success you weebs
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    • Sun rays probably wear supreme shirts unironically
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    • How do cocoa plants survive? They grow in jungles, how do they not just melt all over the place, leaving a jungle of chocolate?
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    • Imagine using metric lmao
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    • iVideo 15 apr
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    • Why is it still cold in April in southwest texas
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    • What's a kilometer? 🇺🇸
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    • For those of you who can't read british, thats about 98 million miles
      JonesyUSA 17 apr
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    • The ultimate power move
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    • I can't believe you can't take a hint that the universe is telling your fatass that you don't need a chocolate bar.
      BD101 16 apr
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    • The sun is 93 million miles away....dummy
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    • With determination and 400 trillion watts per second you can accomplish anything.
      0m1n0u5 15 apr
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    • Sun of a bitch
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    • Now THAT’S some fucking dedication
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    • WW2Daily 18 apr
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    • Sun is real fuckin petty
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    • Sun: guess what. Me:yeah? Sun: fuck your chocolate bar bitch. Me:oooh fuck u dick
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    • Heat doesn't travel through space because there's no medium for it to travel through, but light can travel through space since it isn't a liquid, solid, or a gas. But the light does convert into heat energy so the earth hates you for wanting that chocolate bar, the sun is just supplying it's source.
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    • Kilo what now? This is America
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    • C H O C O L A T E ! ? ! ?
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    • Beat the devil out of the sun
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    • Yeah but it travelled that far just to shine on your face so I could see it, which was worth it
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    • Confirmed: the sun is the most petty thing in the universe
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    • The sun is a deadly laser
      L0n3w01f 15 apr
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    • I see you live in the valley too where you cant have icecream outside
      vntgjcbjk 15 apr
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    • American, speak american
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    • Well see theres your problem, you're not using miles you commie fuck
      MeIsYup 15 apr
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    • Hey sun look at me. Bitch.
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    • Ew, metric system.
      StingRay_ 15 apr
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    • What a prick
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    • Just say miles
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    • I can’t believe you put that whole number in kilometers.
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    • From the photon's perspective it's entire existence was it slamming face first into your chocolate.
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    • It mostly melts from the heat of your hand
      hharper66 20 apr
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    • mandoguy 19 apr
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    • 90 million miles stupid
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    • ☀️ with face 👏
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    • 96 million MILES BITCH!!!! DAMN FUCK THE METRICS
      MrBalake 17 apr
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    • Petty
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    • The sun cant believe his rays traveled 149.6mil km just to melt your chocolate. What a waste
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    • Big fusion energy
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    • But can you be sure? Those photons are crafty bastards
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    • Petty
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    • GET THE SUPER SOAKERS
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    • Sorry I only speak the language of people who have been on the moon
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    • Put it on the freezer.
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    • The energy density of sunlight on the surface of earth is approximately 1000 watts per meter squared which I find pretty damn powerful for something 93 million miles away
      iFunni 15 apr
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    • I hate the cropping in this post
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    • You use metric, you deserved it.
      Crumbeard 15 apr
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    • It travels as electro magnetic radiation. Doesn't become heat until it hits earth
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    • Fuck ur chocolate bar
      whomm 15 apr
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    • And to make it worse, it takes the radiation hundreds of thousands of years to even exit the star from the core 😤
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    • Ok D'Arby
      Sniddler 15 apr
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    • It took 8 minutes to get here, ungrateful bitch...
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    • Ew kilometers
      tinflint 15 apr
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    • Fuck you sun
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    • Big ray energy
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    • Big dick energy
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    • Ken994 15 apr
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    • Its spelled kilometers you t h o t
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    • 93 million miles you imperialist mother fucker
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    • 93 million miles
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    • Give me miles ya fuckin commie
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    • Didn't see the million there and thought the sun seemed a lot farther away than 90 miles
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    • Meanie
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    • Damn heat
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    • Petty
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    • Now that's petty.
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    • fuck you sun
      FloppyDsk 15 apr
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    • Or a phone into a car seat
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    • He had to do it to them.
      moatGoth 15 apr
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    • It had a destiny
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    • Mask3D 15 apr
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    • What about when it travels all that distance to just specifically shine in your eye through your window at 5 in the morning.
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    • Stupid black hole could never produce that much heat
      AhoyMeBoi 15 apr
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    • Believe it!
      Shade 15 apr
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    • What a mood ☀️🔥🍫
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    • I would
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    • You misspelled 93 million miles
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    • Heat doesnt travel in a vacuum. Electromagnetic waves do
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    • He means 93 million miles
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