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    • Bitch. You're about to drink my blood. I'll say it anyway I feel like.
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    • How to survive a vampire: kink shame it
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    • *Slaps neck* COME GET YALLS JUICE
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    • Sucky sucky five dolla
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    • Dracula don't SUCK! Dracula SCRAPE and LICK!
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    • But uwu vampiwechan, you must tickle my widdle necky wid youw pointy wointy toothies :3
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    • Now if it were a succubus 😎
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    • Vampire " it's over, dont run" Me. " well I always wanted to go out getting sucked off"
      youngwarz 28 mar
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    • You gonna suck me dry, old man?
      Pacman01 30 mar
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    • I would ABSOLUTELY say it like that and you cant stop me
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    • Don’t want to deal with monsters? Just kinkshame them away!
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    • You’re taking my blood I’ll call it whatever I want
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    • Just a little FuCkY fUcKy
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    • When it’s sucking your blood just shout “Oh yeah suck me harder!”
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    • Sucky sucky ten bucky?
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    • What if there were anti vampires. They bite you and squirt blood into you, and they can only do it in the day because the moon light kills them.
      Zukaziki 28 mar
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    • Vampire: you made it awkward
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    • This would be a good defense agaist vampires because then its gay. Of course, then you run into one of the gay vampires and they're into it.
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    • I went to the doctor and all they did was suck blood from my neck. Never go se Dr. Acula.
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    • Scrape and lick*
      Nickmason 31 mar
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    • Works better than garlic
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    • Sucky sucky for 10 Bucky
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    • If a vampire gives me the succ I'm cool with dying as long as I get to have some kind of sexual encounter in my life
      Destro_nF 30 mar
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    • My gf gets mad when I say It like that too ☹️
      pockman 30 mar
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    • Count Cockula
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    • Me love you long time 5 dolla sucky sucky
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    • I gotta be honest I might use that
      Blorange 29 mar
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    • I fucking laughed and snorted when I saw this XD
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    • "Oh? So you're not here for my juices?" "Please stop, I'm already paying you."
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    • BiggD240 29 mar
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    • Let me get some sip
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    • Dracula don’t suck, Dracula scrape and lick
      Bootyjamz 28 mar
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    • Sucky sucky ten bucky
      RazarBeak 28 mar
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    • How to get a free blow job 1.look for a hot vampire house 2.look at porn 3.yell out man I got all this blood in my dick BOOM free blowjob
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    • I said that in Serena's voice
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    • VentoOreo 28 mar
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    • If vampires were in modern society, women should give them their used tampons so they don't eat people
      RareTrash 28 mar
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    • I mean he's not wrong
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    • Monipue your vampire and monster Hunter couple
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    • Dracula don't suck. Dracula scrape and lick
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    • Sounds like something I would say to a vampire in a final battle
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    • Ten dolla
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    • FUCK
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    • Vampire: BRUH
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    • Vampire: you just had to ruin it didnt you? *turns into a bat and flys off into the sunrise*
      Arlaul 30 mar
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    • I’m disappointed I haven’t seen anything in the comments about Toga and her weird ass blood fetish
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    • How to stop a vampire from drinking you say "please take my blood vamp daddy YES"
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    • Vampire girls are hot but I wouldn't trust them to give me a bj.
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    • Suck my grilled medium garlic steak w/ rosemary garnish
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    • “Do you want to be invited in or don’t you?” “That’s what I thought now hop to it vladdy boy.” - “I told you my name’s not...you know what fuck it.”
      Jinxzy 28 mar
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    • well look whos hungry for a midnight snack ;)
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    • Its scrape and lick
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    • Nani the FUCK
      ItWasDio 28 mar
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    • Vampires girls are hot.... so yes.. sex and dinner
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    • It's actually scrape and lick
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    • Tsundere vampires.
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    • If it’s a twilight vampire, then I would say the phrase is perfect
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    • "No no,come ooooooONNNNNNN suckle on my neckie weckie,i know you wanna~" "I'm going to drive a stake through my own heart."
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