• iam decayed. my lungs are full of thorns and
mildew. my bones are held together by vines. i
am fragile. be gentle with my corpse.
get out of bed you're going to school whether you
like it or not.
mM arachnid-incarnate
I refuse
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    • I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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    • I tried everything not to go to school. Bit of advice. Take the thermometer off the lightbulb before it reaches 106
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    • This is why I fucking love improv.
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    • My dramatic ass when mom forces me to get out of bed to play piano for her
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    • They're a whole ass 2 different people, why are they responding like they are OP
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    • I answer all physics questions. Ask away
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    • Something about thorns and mildew in your lungs makes death almost seem...accepting
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    • i remember being sick as hell in February. Mom thought i was faking so i went to work. Turns out Pneumonia is a bitch
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    • It's not nearly as funny when its a different person responding than op
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    • idk who needs to read this but go to work before you can’t afford those noodles.
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    • This was just featured but in comic form
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    • I hate when other people respond to other questions that wasn’t for them
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    • One time when I was younger my sister and uncle went sledding and went right into a thorn Bush going about 30mph and my uncle swallowed some thorns. Was pretty messy
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    • I'm under my blanket trying to warm up before I get dressed for work god help me
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    • Sounds like an of monsters and men song
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    • When i was in 3rd grade my nurse was extremely religious and i knew because she went to my church and one time i told her i say a little girl ghost sitting next to me at her office and she freaked out and told my parents to come for me because im sick. Unfortunately the took me to the priest 1/2
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    • Fuck this one actually got me God damn it is my sense of humor decaying that much
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    • And by school it’s your laptop via zoom
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    • Totally unrelated. You asked me to let you know if the mosquito repelling plants worked. Go to my chat and we'll discuss it. 😁💞
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    • This is like the comic strip I read 3 features ago.
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    • I don’t get it. Why do different people always reply for others on tumblr?
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    • Is that a riddle or smth?
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    • The pic of this meme was better
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    • Will smith is starting to look like uncle phill
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    • When you die your insides turn to liquid. Like a person smoothy
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    • I love the double entendre
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    • Of course this is featured two pictures after the comic with the same content, whatever deity is up there picking features needs to come down so I can kick him in the balls.
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    • Well along with the good quality of memes my happiness fades with each day. Everytime I got remotely happy about something, something just tears me down.
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    • The image version of this was featured like less than a hundred swipes ago. If ifunny cant do better than this ima just delete.
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    • Anyone else just see the cartoon of this, right before this feature?
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    • Please I beg of you stop with the tumblr posts. If I wanted to see tumblr posts I’d make a tumblr account
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    • Remember going to school
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    • I always got confused as to why kids would try to find excuses to miss class. But then again I grew up like a stereotypical asian kid.
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    • How I felt when I had to get up for high school at fucking 5. Now it's college gang with classes when you want.
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