• The hotel buffet breakfast being a 'thing
of the past' sucks.
Am I really gonna have to look a person
dead in the eye say "ill have a cup of
coffee, 2 fried eggs, 4 sausages, 2
pudding, 4 slices of toast, 3
hashbrowns, 5 glasses of orange juice,
Twitter Web App
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 396 comments

    • The only reason to get up early in my opinion at a hotel
      1.2K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Are they getting rid of hotel breakfast buffet’s? I understand if it’s just a temporary thing because of Covid but that shouldn’t be permanent.
      1K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Me waking my dad up at 7 am like it’s Christmas so we don’t miss the hotel continental breakfast
      Spira 26 jul
      1K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thing of the past? I think most still have it.
      540 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Continental breakfasts were so good
      mmlxix 26 jul
      512 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 395 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Posts like this always make me feel kinda 😕🙁 because I'm chubby but I exercise barely eat and eat healthy foods but literally cant loose weight and people half my size eat like this exercise less and never get any bigger.
      50 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • since corona, the hotel I work at has become a homeless shelter. in April, 97% of our rooms were booked out by a shelter and they're expected to stay till after September. we are still allowed to have guests on the first floor but we aren't supposed to tell them
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Tf kinda hotel buffet are you going to that has fried eggs.
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And a cup of very unripe fruit
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Slightly off topic, but one of the simple pleasures I miss is about once a month making a Chinese buffet owner doubt his choice of business upon seeing me consume 7 pounds of his shrimp singlehanded.
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • There were a lot of tragedies because of Covid but the buffet is indubitably the worst
      KOmedic 27 jul
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I work at a hotel and it’s a nightmare trying to navigate what is safe vs what Karen wants
      KVGE 26 jul
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m sorry what. They are stopping that? Well that just put a damper in vacations
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • possum 26 jul
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "N e W n O r M a L"
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It's not a thing of the past. You just stay a shitty hotels. I stay at hotels all the time and they all have continental breakfast.
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pain au chocolat*
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Still exist tenfold in Las Vegas
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Random Sign: Yes.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So my SO is traveling for work still (I know I know) and he said the hotel leaves a paper bag full of just random breakfast foods on a table in the hall that you can just. Pick up.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • When my buddies and I go to Pigeon Forge, we stay in a hotel next to an awesome breakfast place. When you stay at the hotel, they give you a voucher for the restaurant's buffet.
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No one is getting rid of them, wtf
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • We stayed at hotels all this past week and they only offered oranges and cereal or muffins and bagels
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mexicans
      bam0217 26 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 pudding
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ive only ever stayed in hotels for softball tournaments i played select ball. I remember my dad would wake me up so I could get dress go eat breakfast & head to the fields he was always so happy about eating hotel breakfast
      _AD_ 27 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All buffets closed in my city, all restaurants are putting gazebos up for people to eat outside. One restaurant went to war with the city and basically has a YUGE ass patio taking up 12-14 parking spaces by 12-14 parking spaces with a bar in the middle of it.
      kanep0e 27 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • kanep0e 27 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’ll be back the second COVID ends
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Those breakfasts were the ones to keep you moving while at an amusement park. Just sugared up on cereal and oozing potassium from three bananas
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This person is hitting the buffet all wrong. The first stop is always bacon followed by at least 3 more trips to the bacon tray just for the first plate
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you see this i hope you have a good day
      Khukuri 26 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bran666 26 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • How often are you at a hotel?
      MeTooDude 26 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I have yet to stay in a hotel without a Buffett, and I’ve stayed in many, at least 10 in the past 3 years
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Tf is a 2 pudding ?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Or just don’t eat any of that? For me, breakfast is one cup of coffee. That’s enough. You shouldn’t fill yourself up
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I'm gonna miss the lukewarm milk
      ChiLanta 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I think you mean chocolatine
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • One of the best things about staying in a hotel is the open buffet breakfast fuck yall
      kussImmak 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you guys have ever been to a decent hotel outside of the USA then you know that USA hotel breakfasts suck. Even holiday inn in the netherlands has practically gourmet shit
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thats tough buddy
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Buffets are voice activated cuz pandemic
      SL4CK3R 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Fat ass 😎
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Whuh? Hotel buffet? I didnt know that was a thing
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Last time I went to a hotel they had it, drink all the orange juice and ate all the bacon they had.
      FurryWeeb 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3 pan whats?
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well La Dee Dah
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Man, I went on a college scouting trip a couple weeks ago, and the hotel we stayed at didnt have the buffet. They had a little cooler full of bagels and yogurt and stuff for us to take back to our room. To say I was so sad is an understatement
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • As a person who travels for work, they dont judge. If you think you’re bad, they’ve seen worse
      nathan56 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pain au chocolat*
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But all my hotels here still have it I deliver and see them with one
      Haremking 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You forgot tHE BACON
      ViperAce 29 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And 87 pieces of bacon
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The fuck is pan au chocolate, neverbeen to a hotel witha breakfast before. Or fancy meals in general lmao
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Trust me we hate it too.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Recently had to stay in a Hotel and they closed their pool (understandable) stopped serving breakfast all together but still advertise that they have breakfast, and they don't clean your room while you're staying there. But they still charge the same price as if they were still doing all of that.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I hear you, but it's only going to be a temporary setback.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • How do you know what to get? With a buffet you just stick shit on their until it feels right
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A lot still have it but the food is cheap trash now unless you’re paying big bucks
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I just got back from a hotel. I was expecting the normal breakfast but when my family went downstairs they gave us a brown lunch bag and we went on our way. That trip sucked but that was probably the most painful part of it.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You forgot about 20 pieces of bacon
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pain au chocolat *
      timdead 28 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Don’t forget the blueberry muffins
      Jokaleth 28 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Went to one hotel and they didn’t have a free breakfast. We don’t travel much but I don’t ever remember staying at a place and having to pay for breakfast.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The last couple of hotels I stayed at all had free buffets. They were just average hotels, nothing special
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Last time I went to a hotel they had it
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What the fuck is 2 pudding
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I call that Vacation breakfast.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nah you right
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • They have bag breakfast where I'm staying, it's crap and not even breakfast for half the time, for instance, they had a bag of cheezits and a bottle of water with some sauce and a blueberry muffin the other day...
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • the virgin pan au chocolate vs the chad chocolatine
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Pain au chocolat”
      Lol247365 28 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Buffets always bothered me. People are gross.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I used to have hotel parties and we’d wake up everyone that passed out for breakfast
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • God i wish the cuban missile crisis had wiped out man
      Pvt_Snafu 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But why it ends so early... like make another breakfast buffet for night owls
      finegold 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 4 bagels with cream cheese, plate of scrambled eggs, plate of hash browns, plate of bacon
      SirSlayer 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Anyone else have trouble eating large meals but can eat 20 small ones in a day if they wanted
      sleezysam 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yes you do, also stop trying to order at the front desk you fuck wit that's the kitchens job not mine.
      ViableDex 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But notice how the hotel prices are still high af! They dont give a discount for LESS service. They just are using thr virus as an excuse to provide the service that is normally customary for those prices!
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Oh to be a ghost haunting the continental breakfast
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What about the bacon?
      reked22 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pan....p....pan *proceeds to vomit*
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2 pudding
      AIDSpool 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And a partridge in a pear tree
      XC_Memes 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I don’t go to hotels too often, but the breakfasts usually suck. I was put up in a Marriott last summer because I was doing specialized training for an internship and had to drive up to Cornell Cuz that’s the only place that did the training, and the breakfast there was borderline inedible
      FoodFacts 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What hotel has all that for free breakfast? More like 1 waffle and a cup of yogurt
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pan au chocolat? Dawg really? 😐😐
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Denny's doesn't judge
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I would kiII multiple atf agents for a hotel omelet
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bruh when you go down and the “breakfast” is just oranges and coffee
      mbires 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What? Last time I went to a hotel in like January it was a thing.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cici's is making you ask an employee to fix your plate. I'm supposed to ask for half this pizza, and all of that one, and reapply the mask for every trip to the buffet...I can get judgy looks at home, and better pizza delivered.
      PosiPocky 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah how ya doin I'll take a Merlot. You got oysters rockafella
      WayAway 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Rookie numbers
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thing of the past? I had a buffet breakfast in a hotel yesterday in New Mexico
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The texas shaped waffles still exist tho
      p12h234 27 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy