• Party: Tank got his teeth kicked
in and we don't have a healer!
Artificer: I got you, fam.
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    • Anybody that he bites is screwed
      brubruh 23 jun
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    • Imagine biting your tongue with that
      wheezeman 23 jun
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    • Dude imagine having that and if you need one just take it out and use it
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    • Hmm
      PorkSword 23 jun
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    • Imagine how good that'd be for chewing though.
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    • A James Bond villain really went to the dentist and recommended that
      Tranquin 23 jun
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    • Black and decker pecker wreckers right there
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    • Upgrades people, upgrades
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    • What is an artificer
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    • You get to accidentally bite your tounge. Once.
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    • Lowkey if I ever need dentures I would do this
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    • Can I actually have these? They would make the murder of my victims so much easier
      itmepro 23 jun
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    • Ngl that shit would look cool and unsettling at the same time
      ittyee 24 jun
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    • Multi tool dentures are the things of the future. “Ay fam got a charger?” “Oh yea just use my 3rd molar from the back”
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    • Damn his teeth are screwed
      TurtI 23 jun
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    • Kinda dope tbh
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    • I see cavities.
      ninja2447 25 jun
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    • But I don't have teeth. I'm a fucking penguin.
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    • Bitch got that ts50 molar
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    • Something screwy about this
      LEGENDENG 23 jun
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    • This should be what dentures all mechanics are required to get when they loose their teeth
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    • Finnaly i can eat the whole postachio, shell and all.
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    • Imagine the taste
      DJLoww 23 jun
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    • The Jawbreaker.
      WorldCat 23 jun
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    • Mad Max shit
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    • This would be fucking awesome actually!!!
      RickGarza 25 jun
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    • Then they go back to town and gets healed and and jaw just grows back in and pops that out
      Karthull 23 jun
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    • Already got cavities smh
      Gman70 23 jun
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    • Rappers get gold i get tactical enhanced teeth
      B_R_U_H 23 jun
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    • What a tool
      tweb 23 jun
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    • Fucked up idea:replace teeth with mini bombs. Once you bite someone, your mouth explode but kiII your victim
      callias 23 jun
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    • "We don't have a healer!" Bitch artificers can learn cure wounds shut the fuck up with that bullshit.
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    • You’d get an entire steak stuck between your teeth
      Ryjak 25 jun
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    • *Insert Metal Gear Rising: Revengence reference here*
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    • Doubt my power again and I will introduce you to the angry end of my big ass robot friend
      Jayboom25 24 jun
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    • Even got those torx security bits, Nice
      baker570 23 jun
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    • If I ever lose all my teeth for whatever reason, this is what I want my dentures to look like.
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    • every 9 year old ghetto Mexican kids teeth
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    • I feel like this would work though.
      MrSauce3 23 jun
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    • Well that sucks. I don’t see a ph3 on here ... ugh
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    • Yo homeboy bit me
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    • Licking metal and wait until rust hits
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    • This is what it feels like to bite ice cream
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    • What that mouth do tho 😳
      Cr1tikal 23 jun
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    • Calm down Jaws from James Bond
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    • I'm literally playing the engineer from tf2 as an artificer and I made my steel defender a walking mini sentry that sh00ts crossbow bolts
      Trqcer 25 jun
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    • Imagine biting your tongue
      Syrrix 25 jun
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    • Yeah don't use a security torque bit for teeth, it will just get food stuck in it.
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    • It's all fun and games until you bite your tongue in half
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    • Reminds me of that Rhett and link song where link says “my right incisor is a Phillips head screw driver”
      Mavatar98 24 jun
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    • Asshole gave him 2 cavities lol
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    • Imagine someone uppercutting your jaw
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    • ifunny stop saying it's a spam comment
      B0ldies 23 jun
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    • my lizardfolk artificer carving up our enemies to make stuff
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    • I play healer because queues are short and im too lazy to want to practice aiming.
      ___Oh___ 23 jun
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    • Thats actually kinda cool
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    • Pre-installed cavities
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    • Hey, can I actually buy this cursed object?
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    • A dad’s true dream grill.
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    • Oooook didn’t need to see that
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    • I’d actually love that ngl
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    • Well then someone just kick his teeth out
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    • Is this the start of a tech priest?
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    • Thanks I hate it
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    • A dentist's and handy man's worst nightmare
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    • You said you needed a star bit? (reaches in mouth)
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    • Bad ass two-year-olds like:
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    • Honestly probably work better than dentures
      sensou 25 jun
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    • But what if the tank is one of those bird things?
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    • I just realized that it actually follows the shape of teeth
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    • I am contemplating making one with removable bits for work
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    • This is cursed
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    • Just imagine as an actual mechanic how handy that would be
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    • It's like jaws from OO7 and the dude from the red dragon went into the denture business together.
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    • Is that where jaws from James Bond got his teeth ?
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    • If you bite your tongue you'll lose it
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    • Fucking metal
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    • Aside from the pain of having them in, how effective would these be at chewing and working food?
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    • Jaws from James Bond? Anyone?
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    • I'm playing a dnd game as a dentist artificer and my backstory is I found a cool op spear I didn't fully understand, I was a general in a war. Threw the spear, and it turned half my body and a entire army into a diamond like material and I was like, wow I feel like a horrible person. Im going to dip
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    • Instead of a red kit, you've got a pink kit
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    • Alright I want replaceable driver slots embedded in my gums now
      RevFreek 23 jun
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    • How some of yall teeth look rn
      GuyMan123 23 jun
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    • These would be fucking bad ass
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    • Artificers are just better wizards.
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    • Now I want titanium teeth.
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    • Sure hope they don’t rust
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    • Ngl that would be pretty rad. Especially if you could remove and use them
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    • I have a 3D printer, and I have been inspired
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    • I mean... in 4e artificer was a healer... so this? This is canon my friends
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    • Fucked up by adding Torx bits to the 2nd to last molar. Ide rock this all day long but if you think im asking for a fucking artifical cavity, you're out your god damn mind.
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    • Happyfuze 23 jun
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    • That’s what happens when you don’t floss kids
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    • I mean, it will work right?
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    • Are those screw bits for power drills?
      zxasy 23 jun
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    • Yes please
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    • Imagine getting a blowjob with these Im a virgin so I wouldn’t know lol
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