Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
tyisaacson tyisaacson
10 apr
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
My girt whe's into it
Our Gat
PiercedMetalHead PiercedMetalHead
25 sep 2020
My girt whe's into it Our Gat
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
Debatable Debatable
20 nov 2020
My Adopted Dad explaining why I Me waiting for him to finish so I it's ok if I want to try to find my I can tell him found my real dad real dad. the day he brought me home.
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING...
IT BEGINS
lauren_mechengineer lauren_mechengineer
13 oct 2020
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING... IT BEGINS
ME SLIPING ON ICE
MY DOG
skyla08 skyla08
26 sep 2020
ME SLIPING ON ICE MY DOG
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Lord_Of_Soup Lord_Of_Soup
16 jun
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Farewell_MFs Farewell_MFs
11 feb
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
Don't take your diaper off, just move it to the side
KingDrox KingDrox
19 may
Don't take your diaper off, just move it to the side
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.