• when you ask how a white person
is doing and they say "livin the
dream" thats code for "every
morning i wake up wishing i
was dead"
12:06 PM -
3O JuI18
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    • it's cause nightmares are dreams too
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    • “Another day in paradise” is what I hear at work all the time. It means “kill me. Kill me now please, God, I beg you.”
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    • Fuck black people. Actual degenerates that harbor a culture of crime drugs and sex that literally nothing good is produced from. You get to say fuck white people, I get to say fuck whatever race I want. Equality bitch. Get some.
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    • "hey man how's it going?" "Haha, it's going" that's how you know a white person is really going through some shit.
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    • "Another day in paradise" has the same energy
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    • It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it - george Carlin
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    • “How’s it goin?” “Well, it’s goin.”
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    • It means I go to work. Pay my taxes and just wile away the ticking clock that counts down to my sweet release of death.
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    • racism is racism. lmao. hating white people is disadvantageous
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    • Are white people okay? I’m starting to feel a bit concerned...
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    • Guys, they’re catching on.
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    • When you ask a black person where the nearest library is and they say "down the corner and two rights" they really mean "my friends around the corner are going to jump you"
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    • That and "oh, y'know, its going"
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    • why white people?? doesn’t everyone hate their life to an extent
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    • Any other race as well. Living the dream boys living the dream
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    • You must be from the Midwest. Only place I’ve heard white people say this lol
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    • Hey no. You don’t wake up wishing you were dead. Sleep provides the only release from your sorrow because in dreams you don’t remember your problems. So when you wake up It takes a few minutes to remember them. Then you want to kill yourself.
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    • We all say that as a joke to the irony that were all supposedly living the dream and we are to some people but for us it's so common and boring and were too used to it that were done with It and want to die, it's all the small things in life people trust me
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    • A line with the same energy is "Oh you know, another day in paradise!"
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    • As a 23 year old white guy I can confirm this. Whenever I’m at work and somebody asks me how I’m doing I just tell em “I’m living the dream” in a emotionless voice and they get what I’m puttin down.
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    • Cause everything like doing something fun with your dogs, saying stuff like “ let’s rock and roll” and “I’m living the dream, and not beating your kids is a white People thing.
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