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    • I’d have people check my pulse then I’d watch the fear and confusion spread over their face
      NotSoFun 23 may
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    • So it pushes blood through the body at a steady rate? What about when you exert yourself and need more oxygen?
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    • There is another device that can replace your heart. It’s a pine cone. The side effects are death.
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    • LVADs are NOT a permanent replacement. Usually a 3 year life expectancy at the most. Patients have pretty critical heart failure if they get one of these. Usually they’re a stepping stone for a transplant.
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    • Its called an LVAD if anyone wants to look it up, my father had one while waiting for a heart transplant a few years back, instead of a heartbeat you hear an odd whirring sound
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    • Clear thing, bull. Main photo, is real LVAD. Used to off load the heart until transplant or give the pt a few extra years despite heart failure. Old models had no pulse, newer ones do. Source : Cardiac ICU RN.
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    • It looks like you can be ubercharged
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    • Would it effect your lifespan? One of the main contributors to death in old age is a weak heart
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    • Pulse mains gon be real sad with the new attacker buff
      _Japan 23 may
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    • Man the new pulse nerf hit hard thanks ubi
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    • You want vampires that's how you get vampires
      s3xyw0m3n 25 may
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    • No one: Me: “You’d be invisible to heartbeat sensors now”
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    • No pulse? Is it a constant flow? Cause if it pumps there’ll be a pulse
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    • No, it can not permanently replace your heart. It’s an LVAD. Left Ventricle Assistance Device. It helps your heart, it doesn’t replace it. It’s basically a small pump that circulates your blood. You can last for a while with them, 10-15 years. Most people with this are waiting for a heart transplant
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    • Utility6 23 may
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    • Pulse mains:
      yeetacuss 23 may
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    • Kill3d_It 23 may
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    • Hit the über, doc
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    • No, it fuckin sucks. My uncle had to have one put in (called an LVAD) and he had to carry around heavy batteries everywhere he went, or it would stop pumping and he would die. He said it was the worst thing. He passed on my 17th birthday (21 now) because the batteries decayed, and lasted like, 2 hou
      Rexcation 23 may
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    • Until an emp goes off good luck then buddy
      Rynli 23 may
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    • New siege operator??
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    • It isn’t meant to replace your heart. It’s made so that if you have a severe heart condition, and a donor heart is not available, so that you can live a relatively normal life. It’s a pain in the ass to use, since it is battery operated and if you forget to charge the batteries, you fucking die
      RatSwarm 23 may
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    • Bullshit. They can't even implant the thing into your damn chest yet. You can try to get the implant, but the doctors have to be so fast and it won't even work. My best friend has a heart disease and they refuse to replace her heart for this reason. Don't even get me started on the cost
      VereVere 28 may
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    • Imagine every time you take a nap on the park bench, waking up in the morgue while your spleen is being removed yet again. Yes it’s edited cause my phone didn’t know spleen was a word.
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    • Ok as a two year anatomy student, this mechanical monstrosity they have placed on top of the heart of this blue transparent man, it wouldn’t work worth a shit. That’s not how the heart works
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    • I hope that if this is true, it's being used on those who need it.
      Himad 24 may
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    • Next attacking operator. Pulse can't detect it. But mute can jam it, killing you instantly.
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    • “Deploying heartbeat sensor!” ... “shit”
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    • Lets turbo charge that bitch
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    • You could be a sharpshooter
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    • Getting a physical without telling the nurse would be hilarious
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    • The larger picture is an LVAD but it's not been proven to be affective for life.. ditto with the mechanical heart small picture. Only difference is lvad uses your own heart and it's Chambers with a jet ski like device pulling blood out of the left ventrical and into the ascending aorta
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    • I’m gonna take a nap. *gets cremated*
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    • Mega baboon hearts coming soon
      PootisPOW 23 may
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    • So if your unconcious people will think you're dead and you'll wake up in the morgue.
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    • It also doesnt work well enough to be a full replacement, it's supposed to be temporary till a donor heart can be secured for transplant
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    • Your body will also recognize it as a foreign object and possibly kill you
      Corcho 23 may
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    • Super heavy sleeper gets burried because they think he's dead.
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    • Please?
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    • Imagine selling your heart for $$$ in the black market then having fun tricking people thinking you’re dead
      NGaiged 23 may
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    • I have a device that can replace your brain, side effect is a closed casket tho... it's a shotgun... I own a shitgun
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    • It’s not permanent though .. it’s used as a last resort while the patient is awaiting a transplant.. usually good for weeks before the body goes nuts. It also causes lots of clots so patients needs anticoagulants, and it puts the immune system on overdrive as the body attacks the foreign device ..
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    • Steady blood flow. Fucking awesome. But it would completely fuck up medical practices since it runs off the heartbeat.
      Panther73 23 may
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    • Imagine asking someone to check your pulse. When they say there’s nothing, just fall
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    • "Anyways thats how i lost my medical license"
      Jaiada 23 may
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    • Pulse: *heavy breathing*
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    • Need that for r6s pesky pulses
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    • Pro lifers saying life is defined by a heartbeat boutta get real mad up in here
      TBestIG 23 may
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    • Wow alive and yet the feeling of being dead?! Where do I sign?!
      3140 23 may
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    • When you pass out and they burry you because they think you’re dead
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    • rainbow six siege pulse mains hate this
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    • finna upgrade that shit to ubercharge me
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    • What about adrenaline? How does that work
      Lulxii 29 may
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    • crank 2 anyone?
      riddumb 29 may
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    • I see this as an absolute win
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    • It’s called an LVAD, left ventricle assist device, it does NOT replace your heart
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    • Dude I’d fake pass out in front of people just for them to think I’m dead...or fuck around and say I’m a vampire
      im_a_dude 28 may
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    • Thats considered a side affect? Thats a plus if you are in rifle team
      xach_e3r 27 may
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    • Also the big ass belt that carries the big ass batteries that both have to be connected at all times and god help you if you accidentally unplug the wrong one while about to recharge
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    • It isn't as successful as it seems. I think the record for surviving with it is 6 months
      getton33 27 may
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    • Called an LVAD. I know someone with one
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    • It's not really permanent
      LilLoIi 26 may
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    • EMP those fuckers
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    • Also you'd probably be fucked by an EMP grenade
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    • I see this as an absolute win
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    • This is BS. Thing only works for like 3 months, and should only be used for very extreme cases
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    • *Goes into coma* *has no pulse* *buried alive*
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    • Until an emp drops
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    • You heartless mother fucker
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    • I'll die for science if I can have one of those put in me please
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    • It’s called a VAD and it’s used as a bridge to transplant in most cases!
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    • Shame no one see the heart as anything more than the thing that pumps blood. Your heart has a mind of its own. Before you can think of an answer to a question your heart has started responding
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    • Yeah except magnets kill you
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    • I already don't have a pulse
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    • UrGonzo 24 may
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    • “Oh no he has no pulse!!” “Nah it’s fine dog I’m all good”
      Tartaagz 24 may
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    • Insert "i see this as an absolute win" meme
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    • My dad had one of these. It’s not really a permanent replacement it’s more like a bridge to transplant. Mostly to keep the vital organs healthy while they wait for a heart.
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    • Giorno Giovanna tried it on someone once, it worked for a while, but in the end the effect kind of faded out
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    • Every body tough until the emp drop
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    • LVADs are really only used for patients awaiting a heart transplant though
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    • LVAD(left ventricular assistive device) not common but not super rare. For patients with heart failure or those waiting for a heart transplant. It pushes the blood through the heart at a steady rate causing no pulse. The blood still circulates through the lungs to get oxygenated.
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    • Typically an LVAD is not a permanent solution only a device used to stave off death till a transplantable heart has been found. The life expectancy of an LVAD patient is not long without a transplant
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    • Called an LVAD, or Left Ventricular assist device. It runs all the blood through something like a backpack or a over their shoulder bag, then back into the body. They normally have one until they can get a transplant.
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    • Crank 2
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    • Best prank to pull on a doctor who doesn't know what this is
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    • It's called an LVAD (left ventricular assist device) pretty common in people with heart failure. Google Andrew Jones LVAD, hes a body builder who has one...an absolute beast
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    • I’d buy this in a heartbeat (no pun intended)
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    • Pulse from r6 *sweating nervously *
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    • I see this as an absolute win
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    • Pulse mains rise up
      It_Mozzie 23 may
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    • I thought u cant go in water or something tho
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