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    • But can I get one shaped like a swastika
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    • you picked a bad time to get lost, friend.
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    • There’s actually a bigger saxophone called the Sub-contrabass Saxophone, it’s pretty unbelievable
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    • Wait till they get on a subway
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    • Contrabass is just mega evolution for instruments
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    • Get these band nerds out of here, I present the octobass
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    • Have you heard of double contrabass saxophone?
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    • All of them, on the subway, now
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    • Everything but the trombone has a bass level so low that there's a high chance you'll accidentally shit yourself whole playing them
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    • Imagine these guys meeting on the subway
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    • When a bard meets another bard...
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    • When are these guys gonna join the ones in the subway?
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    • Were they in a Subway train too?
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    • The boys in the last feature needed these so bad
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    • 2 brass instrument memes in a row?
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    • Imagine that being on the train
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    • This is actually slightly wrong tho - that tuba is NOT a normal contrabass. A standard Bb or C tuba is a contrabass already. A bass tuba is in Eb or F. Tenor tuba is functionally another name for euphonium, which’s in Bb. The shown tuba is a subcontrabass, and basically totally useless.
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    • Imagine these with the 2 on the subway
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    • Actually got the chance to play a SUBcontrabass sax (even bigger and lower) and it's pretty cool. Lowest notes are like pure vibration and it's harder to discern between pitches. No real reason it should exist, but damn it's cool
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    • wait till THESE guys get on that subway
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    • *band kids entered the chat*
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    • Their metro jam session gonna be epic!
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    • Could you imagine if all of these were on the train
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    • Weapons of brass destruction
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    • Piccolo Trombone is actually functional, and they are fucking amazing, if you search Swing that music on YouTube you can find an awesome video.
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    • The tuba doesnt function fully. It's a horn. For show.
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    • This is like playing monster hunter and finding out theres a giant bagpipe i can bash shit with
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    • I’ve played a piccolo, regular c, alto, bass, and contrabass flutes but it’s on my bucket list to try a hyperbass and double contrabass. 😍🤭
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    • You can't play that on the subway tho
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    • That's contraband
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    • These are some Dr. Suess looking shits.
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    • Lol bet there isnt one as big as my dick. *piccolo trombone appears* oh..
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    • I feel like the previous post is linked to this one in some way
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    • Have a battle between those on the subway
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    • Pull up with one of those on the subway
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    • Lets see all these on the subway
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    • Two instrumental features in a row
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    • I thought the first one said “contraband saxophone” and I thought “Of course its contraband. How the hell you supposed to get that thing on a plane???”
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    • When you main Big Band
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    • *Joke about them putting their mouths on long hard sometimes black things*
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    • My friend had a pocket trumpet that was pretty sick
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    • 3 Are Basically Mortars,1 Is An AA Gun,And 1 Is A Blowgun
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    • Looks like a damn Trigun weapon
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    • Trombones are just big slide whistles
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    • Ricccccccola
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    • You don't understand the struggle of carrying regular instruments for hours on end there is no way in hell you'd catch me with one of those.
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    • I've played a contra sax, it's pretty funny to carry it and explain to LITERALLY every cop it's a real instument
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    • Oh let me play you a sad song on the worlds smallest trombone
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    • Shits getting crazy in the bard fandom
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    • FACT: The contrabrass tuba was used 30 at a time and would create the necessary vibrations needed to levitate rock and was used in the creation of the pyramids
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    • Great... Now I gotta spend the next hour listening to these instruments on youtube...
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    • Imagine pulling that out on the subway
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    • Contrabass flute guy is a jojo character
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    • Get them on the train
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    • I read bass as the fish and not the bass in music type what the FUQ
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    • You this one came right after the one that showed the saxophone fight
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    • *reference to the last sax battle*
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    • Play the contrabass saxophone on a subway train, you might duel someone
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    • The best part about these instruments is they all still use basically the same finger patterns for notes so if you can play the regular version you can play these gargantuan ones too
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    • a normal tuba is contrabass. That is sub contrabass, also known as big carl
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    • You guys have never seen a dog horn?
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    • So that contrabase Tuba is probably only used to do the big "BWAAAAA"s in movie soundtracks from 6 years ago
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    • Fun Fact: the piccolo trombone is in the key of Bb and in *relatively* the same range as a trumpet, so it is sometimes referred to as a slide trumpet.
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    • Take those on the subway and duel
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    • My tenor sax seems small now compared to that...
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    • This is the work of Dr. Seuss
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    • Dynamax tuba
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    • The contrabass saxophone is the only instrument there that is actually used commonly and actually produces a nice full sound. The rest tune bay and don't have good pitch because they were created for no other reason then to be big. Contrabass sax had a damn purpose. The piccolo trombone also...
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    • I read that as "contraband saxophone" at first. The idea of people smuggling hilariously large instruments into the country is a thing I need in this world.
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    • A contraband trumpet is one that you can heat up to smoke crack
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    • I wanna know how these fucks have the lung capacity to even produce a note out of these gigantic things
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    • The 4 horns of the apocalypse
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    • The notes from these instruments can't be seen by the human eye.
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    • But what about the contrabassoon?
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    • This is absoFLUTEly hilarious
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    • Yee yee trombone gang wya
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    • Those are like some kinda Dark Souls weapons
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    • The whole fucking gang is here!!
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    • I play the trombone, and let me tell you, the piccolo trombone is beast.
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    • Imagine how fucking deep that goes. Not only would it shake the room but the sound would enter your soul and haunt you in your nightmares at night
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    • Yeah but can they duel in a subway?
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    • Look up contabass balalaika its amazing
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    • I own a micropenis, I'll lease it out for heroin.
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    • I would wonder about transporting those. Also, having enough air capacity in my lungs to produce the correct notes and play such instruments properly. But they look hella impressive
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    • To defeat a giant foe go tiny and hit from the inside
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    • All five of these men stand away from each other in a large Arena, in which the Piccolo Trombone player breaks the silence by asking the obvious question, "Shall we commence our battle?"
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    • Gotta love absurd wind instruments but... have any of you heard of the Hurdy Gurdy?
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    • Four horsemen of the apocalypse... and Jim
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    • For that tuba you can’t play more than a sixteenth note in one breath
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