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    • how much are my balls worth
      RxEcchi 20 may
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    • Anyone else thought it was gonna take a turn and they were gonna sell his bodyparts
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    • If bones are worth 4800 how is a whole skeleton only 6600
      Sneersh 20 may
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    • 630$ per liter? Shiiit just kidnap some people and make a blood farm
      Zorbith 20 may
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    • Bully says “thanks for the chart” and proceeds to carve up and sell the nerd.
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    • You think I can survive without lungs? Asking for a friend.
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    • Bunch of pussies. They should have just sold all of that kids organs and made bank
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    • Skin - $1.24/cm2
      slothhy 20 may
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    • Your balls are worth a lot. I think it’s like $30,000
      FawnCena 20 may
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    • do i really need BOTH my kidneys????
      arianasus 20 may
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    • I’d sell my blood. I’m an O so it’s pretty useful
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    • I only need one lung right?
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    • The moment you realize Deadpool and Wolverine could have been the richest people in the world
      Nobatman 20 may
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    • how much is my gooch worth?
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    • What about the heart...
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    • 630$ per liter of blood?! Those blood donation trucks dont pay me a dime!
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    • Yo if my blood is actually worth that why tf the Red Cross always asking for “donations”? 🤔
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    • Someone call me a pizza cause I’m bout to be BONeLESS
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    • *kills him *sells his organs
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    • Why donate your blood when you can sell it for money?
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    • we can live off one lung right
      Lemons_ 21 may
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    • for real, i don't even need both these kidneys
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    • I thought he was going to say "guys, let's kill him"
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    • ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN
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    • Im about to look up how to survive with only one lung.
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    • Do I really need two kidneys
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    • “Guys, i got an idea”
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    • Hold him down while I gut him
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    • Only losing a 5th of my blood for $630? Where do I sign up?
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    • Seriously considering selling a kidney. Anyone know how much a testicle is worth or Really just any body part I can live without?
      _Godless 20 may
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    • 138k for a kidney? 🤔
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    • *Pulls out a spoon* “Go for the Corneas, guys. Let’s make some money”
      SPITF1RE 20 may
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    • so you’re telling me... i can sell my whole skeleton... for $6,600
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    • Did anyone else read through it and think about what they can get rid of?
      Monte227 20 may
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    • Hes wearing glasses. His eyes cant be worth THAT much if they dont work well.
      RatAttack 20 may
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    • I only need one lung right?
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    • Honestly if donating blood gave me $630 id do that for the rest of my life.
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    • I donate a kidney and I’m a hero but as soon as I donate 5 kidneys I’m “under arrest”
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    • Liver is almost $300k, but your whole damn skeleton is worth $200? Ok
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    • When I was in middle school, I guess some kid saw too many movies or something cause he was all like "after school, west wing, we're gonna fight" like everyone would be there. I'm like "alright." So I went home after school and enjoyed the rest of my day while that kid probably wasted his waiting.
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    • How much blood can we afford to lose before having bad problems?
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    • So a single bone is worth 4k but the entire skeleton is 6k? 🤔
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    • Blood is worth how much? Why the fuck am I giving that shit away for free.
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    • Never be an organ donor. Be an organ dealer. Organs are way to expensive to be given away
      Summerset 20 may
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    • I only need one lung right... I’m asking for a friend
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    • Are these prices real? Asking for a friend
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    • Sell one nut to pay for college
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    • Are you telling me that I can sell my lung for 200,000 dollars
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    • So you could make a living taking small amounts of blood out of you and selling it by the liter
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    • Damn. I gotta sell my blood on the black market instead of sucking dick for crack
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    • How is an entire skeleton only 6k tho? Like I don't imagine that shit is easy to get out intact
      Sirbeanz 26 may
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    • Shit do I need both lungs?
      yesskdk 26 may
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    • 600$ per liter of blood? The fuck have I been doing
      Menonamed 26 may
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    • I'm about to go steal a nigga lungs brb
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    • Why does it have skelton listed and then bones listed at a slightly lower price?
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    • I wish it was legal to sell organs. I only need one kidney and some guy could probably use it.
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    • So when I donate a pint, I'm really giving a shit ton of money.
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    • How are bones/ligaments 4800 but the whole skeleton is what like 6600??
      Red_riot 23 may
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    • The price of skin is outrageous these days
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    • Can i sell one of my kidneys like legally instead of donating
      FroYoDope 22 may
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    • Plese don't keep this up and create a situation where it becomes more popular to take other people's parts for money. People ate fucking tide pods and hurt others because of these fads. Please not this one.
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    • No body’s worthless
      Corolla 21 may
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    • how much is my cut off foreskin worth
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    • Shit, I have like 5 liters. Might be a little woozy after, but I think I can quit one of my jobs in favor of getting literal blood money
      Noxify 21 may
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    • $630/L for blood? No way that's even close
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    • I you buy the whole dead guy you can get a package discount
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    • Lowkey might just sell my lungs, looks like a good deal to me
      jts921 21 may
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    • Bouta walk into a car dealership kidney in hand
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    • Why would you sell skelleton for 6k when bone is 4k
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    • So you’re saying I can keep extracting my blood, and sell it for $630 per liter? Where do I sign?
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    • Future Dexter
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    • Bones are worth more than a skeleton oh boy!
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    • This nigga really gonna ignore the heart
      Deverez 21 may
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    • How come skeleton, and bones and ligaments are separate?
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    • Anyone need a liver ??? that shit grows back so i got all of you
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    • Where the fuck do I sell my kidney
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    • Who needs lungs anyways
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    • Yeah, that kids definitely going to be sent to the principal. Can't joke these days.
      Vaxildab 20 may
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    • Testicles are worth 400k
      Mumbled 20 may
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    • You are valuable and I need money. Please don’t scream and I’ll make this quick
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    • Missed opportunity to add additional panels with the bullies kidnapping the kid and harvesting his organs
      yuaryyum 20 may
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    • Shit man, where you getting your kidney's, that's way overpriced.
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    • I dont need both lungs right?
      SuccBB 20 may
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    • That seems like it's completely made up. Wtf they gonna do with ur skeleton?
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    • Does anyone know how to sell your own kidney perhaps
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    • I’d sell my lungs and retire
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    • This is y kids get beat up in school
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    • STOP GIVING BULLIES NEW IDEAS!!!!! Wtf is wrong with you?!
      Flamjetxx 20 may
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    • And now the school shooting rumors start
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    • Your testicals are worth $24k. Remember that in your time of need brothers.
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    • Holy shit, if that’s the price, who the fuck needs lungs?
      094769 20 may
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    • I had some friends who did a school experiment to see how much they were worth, so they calculated the worth of all of their internal organs, as well as IQ, and remaining life expectancy and the were both worth around 2.5 million each
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    • *bully beats up kid and steals his organs*
      Colsifer 20 may
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    • Here is the thing those numbers are way underpriced
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    • Your heart and brain are worth a lot
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