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*salesman voice* it's a good, reliable car, but it
curls into a ball when startled so watch out
Salesman: "This baby can slaps roof
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    • Slaps car. Car slaps back. Newtons law
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    • Mad max buzzards
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    • Imagine having that in gta
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    • Mudkip 5 jul
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    • *slaps roof* this bad boy can fit so much of my blood in it
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    • Is this man speaking in C++ syntax
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    • Anyone else here play Rocket League?
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    • Perfect car for the street protesters!
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    • Them kids at the bumper cars rink ain't gone be laughing no more.
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    • Sonic car
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    • I'm a car salesman and I love slapping cars and doing the meme. Gets a laugh every now and again
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    • This just reminds me of the Stand Baby Face from JoJo Golden Wind
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    • _R_A_W_ 5 jul
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    • Rocket league
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    • SHINNY AND CHROME!
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    • How would that affect the aerodynamics?
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 5 jul
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    • Wheel of fortune..!!
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    • Octanes in spike rush be like:
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    • Ah yes, sonic car.
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    • bumblebee’s out for blood
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    • Autobots roll out
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    • What mad max movie is that from
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    • Buzzards from mad max looking headass
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    • DOOMSLAYER WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
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    • Wheel of Fortune
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    • Witness me!!!
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    • damn, the buzzards sure are polishing their cars.
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    • Me when I see a rioter
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    • r/AAAAAAAAAAAA
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    • Punk buggy
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    • Hmm... rocket league
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    • But imagine if you take this to one of those sexy carwash and the girls just stand there 😂😂😂
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    • That might keep people from driving too close to you honestly
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    • Color it maroon and you get wheel of fortune
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    • We are war boys! (War boys!) Kamacrazee warboys! (War boys!) Fukushima Kamacrazee War Boys! (Fukushima Warboys!)
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    • Weeny Issi
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    • Its a Rocket League car breaking the 4th wall.
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    • That’s a good idea so people don’t park so damn close to the car
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    • Me on my way to sell the 40 issis I’ve got parked in my garage
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    • This was the worst meme we ever came up with
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    • When there’s a street race and whoever is in 1st place this car chases them
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    • If you get hit it will fick up the other car so bad
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    • Anyone else here play mad max
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    • This would be Herbie if the put him in the Death Race movies
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    • He just does the Tom & Jerry scream.
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    • Does it come in black?
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    • If you get in an accident and this is the car that hits you, you have no chance of survival
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    • Become the blue turtle shell
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    • Mmmm slug bug 🤜
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    • Blue shell
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    • Reminds me of bowser
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    • Looks like it's from Monsters Inc
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    • How do you pop the hood
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    • As a salesman, it is fun to slap the roof of cars.
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    • I immediately thought of twisted metal
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    • If the lead singer of ramstein was a car.
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    • Try riding my ass again bitch, see what happens, I'll slam my brakes and skewer you like a shishkebab
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    • You’ll never lose a race cause this car always takes out the person in first
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    • Id drive that
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    • Buzzards
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    • Good car to get protesters out of the way. They won’t hop on that bitch lol.
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    • Rammus in car form
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    • Nigga got a arena car
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    • That’s going to be a bitch to clean
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    • Great for when you have the urge to drive into a crowd
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    • I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
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    • This was after the despicable me feature for me lmao
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    • Harry Dresden aint messing around anymore
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    • Ok fine that was good
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    • What if we kissed in the sacrifice car? Ha ha, just kidding... Unless?
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    • Imagine that being in a wreck
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    • This bad boy can go 60 miles
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    • That's what longfinger kirk drives.
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    • Imagine this shit in a car crash
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    • It's the apocalypse and this thing does not stop for zombies
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    • *slaps roof of car* *that brief moment before pain where u have just enough time to be filled with utter regret and and excruciating dismay from your own mistakes*
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    • Looks like a blue shell from Mario kart
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    • This the Weeny Issi Classic
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    • This bad boy can serve immortan joe
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    • This baby *Slaps baby*
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    • Would this be street legal?
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    • Lvl 100 herbie the love bug
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    • Can’t tell if the screaming is the car curling up in fright or the salesman screaming from impaling his hand on a spike. Either way, whoever’s in first place better watch out for that car.
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    • Thug bug
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