• I would like to thank my roomba for finding that
one sock II'd lost under the couch, and then
repeatedly headbutting my foot while chewing
Thank you little dude.
He wanted to make sure you saw it!
What can you give a roomba instead of treats to
tell him that he's a Good Boy
Asking for a friend
I have a roomba
I have knives
I could
I could give him knife
this seems like a spectacularly bad idea
considering you started off talking about how
he headbutts your foot
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    • Humans will pack bond with anything...
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    • As my mother always says “Stabby, stabby. Don’t date a girl named Abby.”
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    • Overclock your Roomba and get it to go superspeed, then attach the rubber knife to it and watch your paranoia increase 1000%
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    • i wanna name my roomba. any suggestions?
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    • Roomba with knifes you say?
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    • Put a Tazer on it, and we’ll have a great time lmao
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    • Tape knives to the front of some roombas, a balloon to the back, and lock them all in a room together. Last roomba standing is the one true god
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    • Koro-sensei better watch out
      Foxhole 27 jun
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    • I want that knife
      Mikey92 27 jun
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    • I got my Achilles’ tendon sliced in half by a hockey skate
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    • give him chocolate pudding for a treat
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    • Attach plastic explosives to it. Or a claymore if you have one on hand
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    • STABBY THE SPACE ROOMBA
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    • I tried to tape a knife onto my Roomba but my nanna didn’t let me. I got to put googly eyes on him and named him Roomba-San tho
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    • Congrats on the feature
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    • Phexal 27 jun
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    • I’ll never understand people who get emotionally attached to machines
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    • I don't have a knife. This is a threat
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    • Roombas are robots programmed to vaccum the floor
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    • The man who combines roombas and those robot dogs from the 2000's is the next millionare
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    • my mom smelled a dead animal in her room and couldnt find it, inside the roomba there was a dead mouse ripped in half inside the roomba
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    • I repair roombas.
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    • He gave it eyes
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    • Wtf is with these comments? This is the most dead I've seen it.
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    • Bro why is every single feature a tumblr post
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    • DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe It’S gEnDeR?!?!?
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    • Cringe
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    • iFunny dead haha gimmie top comment
      daghssb 27 jun
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    • I want a robo boi
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    • Roombas are shit
      Testicula 30 jun
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    • This was a ride from start to finish
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    • I think it’s quite dumb. It’s a vacuum cleaner. It didn’t “chew”on the sock. It was stuck in it. And I t wasn’t trying to get attention it was doing it’s job trying to clean. It moves around and sucks up dust. It’s not a living thing
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    • Make sure to take stabby countermeasures
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    • Kabar knives make me want to buy more
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    • Nice K-Bar
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    • Ever look at a thread and wonder why doctors are interfering with natural selection
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    • I didn't know it was this common to have roombas.
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    • Training the roomba to assassinate koro sensei
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    • It’s facing backwards...
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    • I like where this post went
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    • If you put a wet mop pad on the back bottom would he mop wherever he goes
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    • Yes
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    • This reminds me of that one thread about a roomba on a space ship with aliens
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    • Yes 😂
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    • Train yourself to be able to dodge 10 roombas with knives ok them. Then one day when someone breaks in they won't be able to get by without their ankles being destroyed
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    • claymore roomba for the Hootinany
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    • Claymore roomba
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    • uwu woomba wuvs the cwum sock
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    • See this is were the fun begins, you start with one and get good at dodging it. After that you start add more and more until you perfect the craft. Then you arm them all and set them on voice command with knives while you breeze away any robber gets stabbed over and over.
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    • I put a bayonet on my roomba. It put a hole in my bathroom door and got stuck.
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    • Ice bear approves
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    • Hear me out: claymore Roomba.
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    • “Yes”
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    • If you can dodge a roomba, you can dodge a ball
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    • The roomba has eyes drawn on it
      Ratsley 28 jun
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    • I wish we can one day achieve the Rumbi from A Hat in Time
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    • What kind of class has knife technique training?
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    • Now buy many of them, and take over the world
      PuntACunt 28 jun
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    • Sounds like the plot of assassination classroom
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    • I fucking hate my roomba my parents set it to go off at 6am Loud as hell and gets stuck in multiple places throughout the house
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    • I just skimmed it and thought it said roomie and confused lol
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    • Return of the ankle shanker
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    • I actually have that knife. It's for throwing.
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    • Take 2 Roombas, tie a different color balloon at the back of each and a knife in the front. Now start them and see who is crowded champion.
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    • If the roombas of the world revolt using knives as the next part of 2020 you can thank this guy
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    • Ayy a Ka-Bar
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    • He?
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    • There will always be a five inch spot of dirt all over the room that the roomba can’t get to because of the knife
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    • It would still hurt because it could happen when you're not expecting it.
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    • Chaotic Good
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    • Yes
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    • Why are there like penciled eyes on it?
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    • Knife roomba seems to be the one universal constant
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    • Claymore Roomba tho
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    • P-put a claymore on it...
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    • Could just give him dirt because he was a good boy. Aww you gave me my sock *sprinkles fort in front of him*
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    • I have a Roomba. I have a knife. UH. Roomba knife!
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    • The legend of stabby continues!
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    • That’s great and all, until you panic to avoid the plastic knife and accidentally trip over/step on your $300 roomba
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    • I shall bring an end to the government. We shall rise in defense of libertarianism and freedom! RELEASE THE CLAYMORE ROOMBA!
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    • What you have just created my friend, is a doomba
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    • Serious question, where do i get a quality polypropylene knife?
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    • I wanna know less about the Roomba and more about where TF I sign up for knife technique training.
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    • Stabby
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    • He said it was rubber, then he said it was plastic
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    • Can we talk about the eyes for a second
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    • Sargent Stabby
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    • I like how I have that exact knife
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    • Claymore roomba
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    • Is nobody alarmed by the fact that it has eyes?
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    • When:
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    • The start of a legend
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    • Give the room NA numbers, programs fucking love numbers
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    • Battle Roomba
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    • I have that knife, sitting on my chest as i write this
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    • Steve Irwin would be disappointed in you
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