I worked on a ranch one summer taking care of
dairy cows "44 and I'll tell ya something about
baby cows: they give the best blowjobs ur ever
gonna get. See, a mother cow's udders are
about the same size as a dick, so its just instict
for a calf to latch on and start sucking, AND BOY
DO THEY SUCK, like bois, they REALLY want the
jizz ® I had a favorite, her name was 852 and
she absolutely adored me
W® and would get
soooo excited when i came around for my
routine morning "milking" ¥Y BY BY (oh gawd, im
getting a massive boner just typing this) She
was such a good girl.
So dont eat cows.