• i wonder what this 200 year old salamander
thinks about
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    • Hey y’all it’s InfoGecker... these things are badass and they have the name to match. They aren’t salamanders, they are called hellbenders, and most only live 20-30 years. I don’t believe this guy is actually 200.
      Gecker 5 jul
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    • i wanna make reference to Casey, John's salamander daughter, but im p sure this ain't a salamander
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    • Can confirm. Am 203 year old sally
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