I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
YourLocalLampShade YourLocalLampShade
28 jan 2021
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with
by ag
my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose
15429 311
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Woke up at Sam to watch the sunrise with by ag my cat in celebration of 1 year since my last overdose 15429 311
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
My pen ts Black but it can write Red
But hows?
AntiSocialLlamaz AntiSocialLlamaz
23 sep 2020
My pen ts Black but it can write Red But hows?
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA - Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA :)
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
29 sep 2020
Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA - Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA :)
You are pretty cute when
what am when I'm not nice
you are nice
Reiner Reiner
26 sep 2020
You are pretty cute when what am when I'm not nice you are nice
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
velardaddy velardaddy
30 mar
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and
the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
KrabbyKrusters KrabbyKrusters
10 jun
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
I Where was this last night?!
I At my sister's:)
Cute
I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there?
I Cousin Swol?
I Guy in red has huge pipes
...thats My mum...
MaCass MaCass
24 sep 2020
I Where was this last night?! I At my sister's:) Cute I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there? I Cousin Swol? I Guy in red has huge pipes ...thats My mum...
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
Here's paw under an X-Ray
rearFunnywholesome rearFunnywholesome
27 sep 2020
Here's paw under an X-Ray
girls: guys always miss the clit!
also girls:
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
girls: guys always miss the clit! also girls:
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction