• I wish we could choose our baby fathers
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    • I really think she means she already has a kid but she wishes she could switch and choose a different father..not that she cant pick and choose which dude busts a nut inside her cause I'm sure she is well aware of that lol
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    • Those are the kinds of people that should not be allowed to reproduce
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      Drklion 12 jan
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    • Not sure if this is a black moment or a whore moment.
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      nowkiss 12 jan
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    • Black women like thuggish personalities then wonder why they statistically have the highest single mother rate
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    • I wish we could choose our baby’s mother 😔
      Joshuazz 12 jan
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    • Classic black bitch moment... (I'm not racist I just think everyone deserves equal discrimination)
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    • She probably votes....
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      Lodada 12 jan
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    • She thinks a dad is called a baby daddy but they are different things
      DeadmanS 13 jan
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    • Hookup culture is terrible for society
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    • Tf is a baby father and why do only black people use it?
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    • Wish more people would choose to use condoms.
      Tanarri27 12 jan
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    • I think she meant her own father tbh
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    • People like this are why I have no fucking faith in humanity whatsoever
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    • Why do noon b*tches let noons dump inside them?
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    • I think she just meant after the fact. People don't show their true colors from the get go. Her baby daddy probably turned into a terrible human being after the child. Or maybe she's with a better dude now and wishes she could make him the baby's father. This is not that dumb a tweet
      YNP_Jeezy 12 jan
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    • We could start calling thic mommas Thomas, but yall aint ready
      Lumoire 12 jan
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    • I wish we could choose our mother’s child 😔
      Kel_7 14 jan
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    • Nigga moment
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    • How is this bot 1 day old I’ve seen it every single day for the past several weeks. Are these people seriously deleting and recreating the exact same amount every day?
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    • Allow 12 jan
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    • Can you imagine being that fucking stupid?
      JPyaya 12 jan
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    • I couldn't have made a worse meme
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    • Who's Morales?
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    • Fuck bots
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    • What does baby father mean? Dad?
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    • Some females claim that they want stability, but still be fuckin around.
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      FantasyRP 12 jan
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    • Give me too comment
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    • you can't choose if someone walks out on you and your kid
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    • Guys ifunny nude . Net is awrsome come check it out
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    • Dont be a whore shaniqua and you can.
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    • Those are the kinds of women that need to think before they speak
      GGLOL123 15 jan
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    • Calm down guys, she probably lives in sub Saharan Africa where they still r@pe to reproduce.
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    • I almost feel like she means she wishes you could just be like, “I want that guy to be the baby’s father” and have that work. Where in real life you actually have to get that guy
      Tbone1919 15 jan
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    • She could’ve been ra ped
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    • That’s how you know she’s a hoe
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    • 3 out of 4 remaining brain cells misfired...this was a call for help from the survivor...
      mecwar 15 jan
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    • Why are blacks like this?
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    • Sperm donors guys
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    • Ah thank you I really needed the subtitles
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    • Females will really date a nigga who barely cares about them and expect him to magically morph into dad of the year, lmao
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    • You can but not when you treat your magic baby door like a revolving door at a holiday inn next to an airport
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    • Who’s Morales?
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    • You let a crappy guy bust a nut in you, now deal with the consequences
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    • Pettition to make it a law that anyone below average IQ is legally not allowed to reproduce and will be sterilized.
      Mayland 14 jan
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    • I wish stupid people like this weren’t allowed to use technology
      kwick82 14 jan
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    • At some point, you gotta be responsible for your own shitty choices. And when people call you out for it, it's gotta be YOUR fault. Not because your detractors are sexist or something.
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    • Just letting you all know that profile photo of the girl is fake watch a new show called the circle a girl is posing as a girl mercedeze and that’s the photo she used
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    • Fuck
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    • The fuck is up with these ear wax ads?!
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    • Black people
      Sickonoon 13 jan
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    • Bbot
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    • Methodius 13 jan
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    • You can. It’s called not sleeping around. And wear protection if you are. Damn, fucking dumb.
      byron990 13 jan
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    • F*ck of bot
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    • It scares me how retarded people really are
      Ficto10 13 jan
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    • These are the type of people who forget how to breathe and D I E
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    • When you have piss poor types of boys you tend to end up on 16 and pregnant
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    • Girl: *Has unprotected sex* Girl: *gets pregnant* Girl: *surprised Pikachu face*
      Gamadude 13 jan
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    • Imma Tell Her-
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    • I wish people would double check what they type before tossing it into the internet
      PsyFre 13 jan
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    • Quit being a whore and problem solved
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    • Hoe
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    • Gotta have license to fucking fish but dis bitch gets to just have babies?
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    • Untill the the day i die i will never sleep with a black person
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    • "Whos mils?"
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    • We need a form of "yoo-genics". The actual word is banned so I had to spell it weird.
      GFTK 13 jan
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    • Man there is a lot of racism and sexism in these comments. Her being stupid has nothing to do with her sex or race.
      andrewtyl 13 jan
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    • Black people
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    • daddy_bosco
      I was gonna do it for him to make him feel like a lazy asshole then I realized he’s a bot and it wouldn’t matter
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    • daddy_bosco
      Why not edit her profile picture over mile’s head and then put the tweet where it says “this tweet”
      daddy_bosco 13 jan
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    • Why tf does it have so many likes & retweets. It's called not being a hoe & not fucking trashy guys
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    • Movie name tho?
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    • Yo you can after the kid is born just say his/her dad is sum one else BAM you can choose or just don't fuck no one
      _4ktmads 13 jan
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    • Somebody come get her
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    • Every girl my age that fits what I want either has kids, is lesbian, married, or some mix of those. Fuck ME right?
      ArtbyJ 13 jan
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    • I think she meant she wishes she could chose who father was, maybe her’s walked out or something
      UwU420 13 jan
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    • As a black guy I really hate black women because of shit like this
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